44 Replies to “Marketing Campaigns Of The Apocalypse”

  3. Ummm … if a woman is dating a guy wearing “mantyhose”, perhaps she should reconsider where his affection truly lies!
    P.S. Undoubtedly this will be a big seller in Leftie households this year as woosified man-boys accept such presents from their “progressive” women/conquerors.

  4. I thought the leftist eco freaks told us the climate was warming up? Why do we need these?

  5. Okay Kate.You gotta start posting these laff fests around 8 AM time period.We all need a good laugh about then.
    The limp-wristed wussies who buy this stuff,and the dykes who buy them for the “guys”…wellllll…don’t know where they like it,but,each to its own.

  6. “This can only reflect the inherent gender confusion of the fashion industry.
    Posted by: Occam at March 8, 2012 1:50 AM ”
    Howzas about gender confusion created by the so-called women and men in our schools???The fashion industry is just making a buck off them. It’s for the chiiillldreeennnn.

  7. Ahhh, now I get it.
    That’s “Vittorio’s Secret: Men in Tights”!
    Man the hot waxing has got to be brutal…do they do that in Guantonomo as well?
    Should be a “hit” ad campaign in Iran.
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  8. Motorcycle cops, bikers, and snowmobilers, are pretty much set in their ways
    when it comes to being out in the cold and wet.
    Can’t believe a lot of them would trade in their regular pantyhose for this stuff.

  9. Somebody…maybe an eeeevil conserrrrrvative, broke into Stephane Dions closet again. I’ll bet it was a robot conservative, robo calling for a mate, took the mantyhose and used it to make the liberals look bad, or limp? this is terrible. The media spends all it’s time concocting this crap, these are a few loser Libby Davis/ Warren Kinsella types that dream this up, and likely wear it, but after the Tenderloin and Soho districts, or a Toronto pride parade, who would even believe this stuff. Time the CBC did a in depth interview with Terry Milewski or Kneel Mcdonald as to how tight they wear their Mantysbridgehose.

  11. That got me thinking, seeing as how tomorrow is international women’s day. Our contemporary commies should claim a day as international tranny day.

  12. It must be due to their ‘Love Fest’ but somehow I thought this was most fitting in German …and I am myself, so no flak!
    Two thoughts:
    1)Isn’t Palin’s German voiceover just a little too good?
    2) How did they convince an entire choir to harmonize and perform this?

  13. Posted by: Hans at March 8, 2012 3:32 AM
    I was just thinking the same thing. OUCH.
    I’ll stick to my Stanley long-johns under jeans, thx.

  14. And the pussification of the western male continues.
    What I meant to say was:
    Gay.

  15. I been wearing them for years! ‘Cept I call ’em “Long Johns”.
    Mine don’t have stars and glittery stuff though.

  17. Broke Back Mountain French style. Latte and nail polish. I wonder if they have back doors in them? Of course in this case the back door wouldn’t be used for doing #2. But for other nefarious queer ideas.

  20. Whatever. The more people who ridicule it, the more who’ll want to wear them. If I see some guy at the gym wearing these, I’m not gonna blink.

  21. In the early 1980’s when I did some scuba diving, the guys would actually wear pantihose as it was easier to roll on the wet suit – it was an A1 bitch to put on otherwise!

  22. “And the pussification of the western male continues.”
    This is exactly what it is all about and Kate’s header says it well.

  23. “I’ll stick to my Stanley long-johns under jeans, thx.”
    I think you mean Stanfield’s not Stanley. One makes tools, the other keeps them warm.

  26. Was is old is new again. Bell bottoms and skinny jeans come and go. This fashion house is simply going back further… Hosiery for men was very popular among the upper classes from the 14th through 17th centuries…

  28. So the 2nd pic shows mantihose with some skulls on it.
    Like putting lipstick on a pig…

  31. For a good few years now the fashion world has promoted underfed females with flat chests in order to make them look like young boys.
    The fashion world is dominated by that group of female/males who like to describe themselves as “gay”.
    As they gaily race down their road to hell, it had to come to this.
    They’ve successfully manouvered parents into dressing little girls in slut clothes and now their guns are aimed at unisex males, who will succumb as easily after a quarter of a century of brainwashing.
    As usual, Kate’s heading is right on.
    Apocalypse in my lifetime is my theme, which means it is right around the corner.

  33. What next, bro’ssieres? This fashion idea will die out as men who wear them won’t reproduce.

  34. I respectfully disagree, Aviator. They will simply mandate that mantyhose wearers donate precious bodily fluids. Add one turkey baster and voila! The future of “man”.

  35. This could also go under the heading:
    Seinfeld wasn’t supposed to a a documenty.
    I wonder if there’s a matching Manzeere(or Bro).

  37. The left better make men wearing nylons a protected minority group real fast. Real men will be openly making fun of these metro fops the first time we see them and it will take human rights legislation to protect them from constant ridicule.

  38. I can see this selling well to the “occupy” fruitcakes,it does get cold sometimes in mommy’s basement.!!!

  39. We used to wear spandex pants in the 80’s… for rock climbing. Colorful, flexible and good for keeping your hide off the rocks. And girls look GOOD half way up a limestone overhang in spandex and a tank top. Yeehaw!
    Added bonus, fat girls don’t climb. Or fat guys for that matter, its a win-win situation.
    Now of course the hand arthritis keeps one at home on the weekends… 🙁 Bummer.

  40. I once wore nail polish.
    Seriously. (Clear tho).
    I was an acoustic guitarist (Martin D 28) who did a lot of finger-picking.
    It was to keep the nails hard (if you’ll excuse the expression).
    Not normally one to be feel peer pressure, I gave in and abandoned the idea ‘cos of the stares and finger pointing. This was the early 70s and gay sheik hadn’t yet tiptoed onto the world stage.
    Oh, and I carry a purse. I was ordered to by a Persian clothing store owner in Vancouver who had just sold me about $10,000 in fine Italian wool suits and related paraphernalia (in the mid 80s). So I wouldn’t ruin them with stuff in the pockets. You can imagine the reaction from my old buddies from NFLD. One took a child’s red purse to dinner with me and my wife in Halifax.

  41. I used to mince and lisp. But then I quit my job at the butcher shop and left Castille…

  43. 43 comments & counting, must be the CBC with their here’s something cool “look at this, forget we lied last night” philosophy. I love SDA, I just find this out of the sphere.

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