Lorrie Goldstein is at his very best with this hilarious piece about Canada’s Prince of Self, Justin Trudeau.
… Sometimes I think my mouth isn’t big enough for my brain, sort of like the Brain in Pinky and the Brain.
This is a burden I, Justin Trudeau, must bear — for the sake of the starving children of Africa, who look up to me — so that I can make life better for everyone … who is not Justin Trudeau. (That’s me.) …
h/t ‘batb’
Related: The first hour of Roy Green’s show today was devoted entirely to the Lil’ Pony’s outburst. There were some absolutely hilarious callers and one particularly annoying Leftist. You can listen to it here, beginning at 6:00.

Every time Puss-in-Boots Trudeau opens his mouth, he sticks his pantoufle in.
What is on his mind?
What can we all possibly do to convince the shiny pony to run for the liberal leadership.
We should all be very glad that JT is such an idiot. Otherwise, if he had anything approaching his father’s abilities we’d have to endure another generation of
…wait for it…
Trudeaumania.
Abe, that’s a hell of a way to spoil a perfectly good photo of a fine Irish whisky.
cgh
” if he had anything approaching his father’s abilities ”
I remember Turdo real well, and can’t remember any ability the fool had other than lieing, so maybe you can enlighten me????
as to Turdo #wannabe, he’s a dreamer, like his mama
I remember Turdo real well, and can’t remember any ability the fool had…
Posted by: NME666 at February 19, 2012 5:11 PM
You nailed that one TDC.
Every claim about Trudeau the Elder’s brilliance, liberalism, bravery, or, that the changes he wrought improved the lot of Canadians falls apart under the weakest of scrutiny.
PET was a loser in every respect. And it speaks volumes about the intellect of voters that they put the tit in power for so long.
Why are you guys calling that idiot Trudeau a pony? Just what is it you have against ponies?!!!
Does Justin Trudeau’s Canada Tolerate Mockery?
Yes, for the simple reason that they don’t know the meaning of the word.
Jamie,
I hope you scrolled down to see the pony.
I should post that again with only the pic. I don’t mean to distract form the topic of this post. Just want to illustrate the shallowness of Himself.
Shiny Pony thinking
The only actual accomplishment of the elder Turdeau was that abortion called the Charter of Rights that essentially gave legislative authority to the courts. He taught Quebecers and westerners to hate each other so he could get re-elected. As far as brains go in the Turdeau family, Pierre married up.
Ezra Levant’s moniker of “Shiny Pony” for Justin Trudeau is brilliant. Ezra actually had a Shiny Pony in hand the other day and was combing its shiny, little locks. Sigh—if you’re a six year old girl, which is about the level of M Trudeau’s appeal.
It’s truly scary that a large number of voters are, developmentally, about six years old and are sucked in by the Trudeaus and Obamas. These opportunists and phonies should be at the bottom of the heap. That they aren’t says a lot about the pathologies of our dumbed-down societies. Democracy doesn’t work very well when the voters are brain dead, emotional and intellectual toddlers.
Trudeau’s ‘charter’ is a perverted imitation of Diefenbaker’s declaration of human rights. Individuals have rights, not groups, no matter what the bigoted left may say.
Ah, Trudeau. The name itself reminds those of us who LIVED under a Prime Minister whose brilliance was touted by the Liberal party at every turn. IF this version of Trudeau ever gets the chance to become their leader they will tout his ‘brilliance’ and abilities once again, as though most of us could not see through the sham that PET was. He was not brilliant, in my view. He WAS arrogant and shallow and self impressed. Let us all remember his attitude toward the West: “Fuddle
Duddle” and just in case there were those obtuse enough not to get it he added hand gestures to emphasize his disdain for part of the country he led. Mr. Justin is EXACTLY like his father and the arrogance is just as transparent. He believes he has the divine right to govern, just as BamBam does south of the border.
The Conservative movement is working hard to get their country back in the US before BamBam ruins it completely. That is ALL we would need is another diapered infant running THIS country.
Just when we actually have an adult leading us and adults working for us in a majority government that might actually get results after long years languishing in minority hell and liberal / ndp wrought foolishness not to mention Union travesties on the public trough.
Let’s try to remember that we dodged a bullet in May when we actually accomplished a conservative majority government. The benefits will be felt for a long time and it is hoped the country will benefit for years to come.
In the meantime, I find it amusing watching the temper tantrums the ndp and liberals are throwing because they cannot run the show. JT is just the most juvenile example of it. And it does make for amusing theatre as they stamp their collective feet and ‘throw things’ in the House.
And wasn’t it delicious to see
Trudeau looking oh so much like the Guy Fawkes masks the OWL crowd are so fond of wearing with that goatee thing going.
I noticed it has been shaved off. Someone must have mentioned it to him.
Well I would mock Shiny Pony but I am afraid said mockery would just go over his carefully coiffed hair.
I have been acquaintd with many ponies and horses. They were ALL better looking and much, much smarter than J T.
When Justin was speaking at the Liberal Convention,he spent his two minutes speaking and looking up to the left of the stage. I wondered what had captured his attention.
It was the giant screen JT.He could not go more than 5 seconds without looking at the screen. I wonder if it was conceit or if he saw someone that he thought was really hot and wanted to meet.
The best part of The Little Cabin Boy Justin ran down his old man’s leg…..
M. Le Grand Ponce de Papineau has confused Quebec with someplace of import. That separation meme is so last century.
Justin Trudeau for Leader of the LPC! More Justin, please.
knowing that narcissistic so and so it was probably a huge mirror beside a Teleprompter
the arrogance of the man ! I don’t know whether to double over with laughter or throw something really heavy with his face on it// personally I hope the little sod gets to run his beloved ‘country of Quebec’ – be careful what you wish for JT -you just might get it in spades and all your debt going with you ……………hey anybody remember the FLQ days -seems like we’re heading down that path again ———–
No doubt his a$$hole was puckered real tight when he was trailing in the vote count in the May election. tee-hee.
As seen on another blog, it’s too good not to repeat, and I quote:
“We elected a liberal academic lawyer with no track record than a brief stint as a legislator and let him mess around with our basic institutions to the sycophantic braying of the mainstream media. We didn’t really check out his questionable past.
No other country would ever do that, would they?
Oh, wait !!
Should we tell the Americans?”
I really hope Kate is going to liveblog the asskicking he’s going to get at the end of March .
Will your Dear Leader be removing all of his pictures from the gallery and putting the pictures of other Prime Ministers back on the wall? Will the Dear Leader allow the back benchers to open their mouths of their own free will?
Hilarious when the guy who’s putting forward a bill hasn’t even read it..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2012/02/18/pol-thehouse-vic-toews.html
And this is okay, for our image abroad?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16861468
He takes after his mother – self absorbed air headed hippy diva.
Note to Justin: before you presume to have empathy with, and speak for, average Canadians lose the faggy goatee, cut the rock star wannabe mop and get a real job humping concrete or selling cars. Then you will understand what matters to Canadians – it isn’t watching privileged wealthy brats act out their drama class recitals in the parliamentary lobby – they just want to take home more of their hard earned pay and have the programs run with their tax dollars to work – that’s all – no lofty philosophical sophestry – just TCB. Which you obviously can’t do
Great article by Lorrie Goldstein… mockery at it’s best… It’s also refreshing to read so many comments referring to the myriad of myths surrounding “the great law giver” Peeaire… I’ve yet to find a single shred of evidence that would suggest Turdo Sr. possessed any level of so called “intellectualism”. Where is the evidence of this “intellectualism”? Is it buried in the endless destructive policies, ( bilingualism, multi-cult, NEP ), flawed legislation ( Peeaires Charter ) and historical distortions ( 2 founding nations ) that the old gargoyle imposed on this country. “Trudeau Sr. was a real ladies man”… really? I would of thought more of a lady man, then a “ladies man”. When will the citizens of this country fully realize what a destructive fraud of a man Turdo Sr. really was ? Turdo senior was a tribal revolutionary, an intellectual pip squeak, an actor, a warped, radicalized, Canada hater, a small, petty man that did everything in his power to destroy and distort a great country.
“Turdo senior was a tribal revolutionary, an intellectual pip squeak, an actor, a warped, radicalized, Canada hater, a small, petty man that did everything in his power to destroy and distort a great country.”
After getting laid off (permanently), on Dec 24th 1981 in Calgary directly due to his NEP, something that still stings and will never be forgotten by those of us that lived through that time..I Completely agree with the above statement.!
Glad the bastard is in the ground. As for the pea brained son.? Please do run for the Liberal leadership. It will be a pleasure to see you and your convoluted ideology democratically stomped into the same ground.
Too late Nick. We already covered Andrew Weaver’s piffle last nite, and we were linked to Canadian media, not BBC.
This post is focused on the drama queen, and Goldstein’s great writing.
Try to keep up, eh?
@ And this is okay, for our image abroad?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16861468
Posted by: Nick at February 19, 2012 8:21 PM
Yes Nick, this is Ok with us. We have had enough selfserving nonsense coming from so called scientists whose only motivation was to keep the gravy train rolling. The BBC is the equivalent of the CBC and would never allow unbiased journalism. Two sides to every story but both theirs. Nice to see that Gore and Suzuki still have at least one dedicated brainwashed greenie in you Nick. Keep up the good fight.
Jeez, and I thought politics was bad here in Australia.
Please, Please, Pleeeeeeez!
Give us that sobbing-on-the-rose scene from his old man’s funeral.
Justin has to drop in regularly just to see what condition his condition is in.
At least the entertainment factor is interesting…in small doses.
Ya gotta love the ‘third person’ angst of his monologue.
The left-liberal narrative: Sponsored by the Cancer Industry.
There will be bloody mud on the floor.
… and in this corner, Our Lil’ Pony. Boinggggg … and they’re off…
…-
“Den Tandt: Politicians will duke it out in the ring for cancer foundation”
http://www.canada.com/news/Tandt+Politicians+will+duke+ring+cancer+foundation/6177798/story.html
@peterj
So, it is okay that the PMO has to pass judgement on a what a scientist, who has published a scientific paper on, in a peer reviewed journal, can and can’t say. In several cases, the non-Canadian scientists have been provided more publicity, more international reputation because Canadian scientists have had to sit on their thumbs. This is not a “gravy train”, this is science which is designed to provide governments with information on how they should proceed with policies. You know, those pesky little facts, neither left nor right, just the facts ma’am.
These are not just ‘climate science’ discussions, they include many other areas.
Hey Little Nicky!
The Euroweenies are going broke and bankrupt.
What is THEIR IMAGE ABROAD?
Careless spenders who are going to lose everything, including their so-called socialist paradise.
Yeah that’s something to be proud of .
Bottom line? Who the flip cares what the ‘abroads’ think, they can’t even run their own house right.
“…You know, those pesky little facts, neither left nor right, just the facts ma’am….”
Is it fact BBC sez so? Or CBC? Or Andrew Weaver?
New to this place aren’t you Nick?
Pierre Trudeau was better than he is being made out to be here. He did hold the country together with his ruthlessness when others were off squealing in fear. He was the opposite of a separatist, and it is a good thing for Justin Trudeau’s backside that his father is dead.
The famous interview shows Trudeau the anti-moonbat taking
on the CBC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfUq9b1XTa0
Peer reviews by consensus, of course, the ‘new science’.
Facts be damned, if all the scientists politically agree on a consensus of what they want to believe to be true, then it is. Why bother with observations, verifications, and indisputable facts, subject to contrarians with vigourous debate and discussions between adversarial positions.
This is sadly lacking in your “climate change” “Global warming” religion, as your apostles hide, run, and deny ANY debate or discussion whatsoever. The religion of climate science forbids any discussion, other than their true faith and absolute belief system.
Is that the tolerance the left is so proud of?
You are the most intolerant lot of all
Further to the Roy Green link, advance the slider to 24:30. You’ll hear a Radical Leftard named “Gary” from Vancouver who pollutes the Vancouver airwaves all the time. The NDP isn’t far enough left for this guy.
Among other things, you’ll hear him say that Stephen Harper is a “clear and present danger to this country”.
Rah, Rah Leftards!!!
@ Nick at February 19, 2012 10:15 PM
Poor Nick. You have not kept up with the news have you? Almost everything the peer reviewed scientists have come up with on the horror caused by a .038% trace gas has already been debunked. The scam is over and and the only reason there is even a little life left in this charade is because politicians know that the ability to tax people on nothing at all is in jeoparty. Gore just bought a new waterfront mansion so he’s doing fine without your help. Suzuki is a fruit fly specialist and probably knows less about global warming than Gore, who knows next to nothing. Most scientists know their funding will be cut the minute that they say there is no problem, so we can’t blame them either. Harper has finally figured out that there is no problem, henceforth the cuts. See how logical this is ? Fear not Nick, every generation needs their very own panic and I’m sure another one will come along shortly to suit your needs.
In the bigger picture, is Justin Trudeau’s little “my way or the highway” rant any different than the “We are the 60%” meme of Canadian Leftists after the last federal election?
When it comes down to it, neither one likes democracy. They remind me of assorted people I’ve met in my life who go on & on & on about how “open minded” they are. But once you start talking with them for awhile, you quickly realize that they’re only “open minded” IF YOU AGREE WITH THEM. Don’t do that and their minds are closed tighter than a steel bear trap.
The 60 percenters seem to have given their verbal diarrhea a break for the time being but I’m confident it’s ugly head will rise again before the next federal election.
What’s interesting too is that they’re not at all different from their Democrat cousins in America. When Bush did X, Y, or Z they complained endlessly and constantly referred to him as Hitler. But when Dear Obama enacts exactly the same policies, and even more so wrt drone strikes, barely a peep comes out of their pieholes.
When all else fails, and they have no powder left in their gun, the leftard universe always trots out the Bogeyman/Hidden Agenda meme.
That’s about as intelligent as the left gets, because after all, the Hidden Agenda is SOOOOO secret, it cannot be identified by the left. Therefore it must exist, and is really really scary.
Count Floyd scary
John Lewis: “Pierre Trudeau was better than he is being made out to be here.”
Indeed so. He was tough, ruthless and thoroughly knew how to make government machinery work. The morons on this thread don’t seem to understand just how dangerous it would be if JT actually was as capable as his father. They don’t seem to understand that you always lose bigtime when you underestimate an enemy. And that refusal to assess accurately an enemy is the principal reason why the right has been frozen out of political power in Canada for most of its history.
And you’re absolutely right. He loathed the pequistes with such a passion that JT’s a$$ would have boot leather all the way up.
And one more thing on this topic, Mulroney tried twice to bring Quebec into the constitution, Meech Lake and Charlottetown. Most of the right wing opposed both of those measures, believing that they were too much of a giveaway to Quebec. And who led the charge nationally against both of these sellouts, hmmm? Seems that many of our little myopics around here have the same sort of convenient memories that they rightly accuse the lefties of having.
Robert: “When it comes down to it, neither one likes democracy.”
No one likes democracy when the elections go against them. See Winston Churchill’s observation on same. But the surest way to lose is to assume that all of the opposition are idiots. JT is indeed a poohbear of very little brain, and we should all thank our lucky stars that he doesn’t have what his father had.
Fact is, too many posters on this board don’t have the toughness to make the hard choices for what it takes for political success on an ongoing basis. They would rather be righteous and marginalized than in power. Fortunately, Stephen Harper is not cut from that threadbare cloth.
cgh writes: “Fact is, too many posters on this board don’t have the toughness to make the hard choices for what it takes for political success on an ongoing basis. [How would you know?] They would rather be righteous and marginalized than in power. [Really?] Fortunately, Stephen Harper is not cut from that threadbare cloth. [As if we don’t know that.]”
Oxymoron, I’d say.
Shiny pony is coming along nicely.
I look forward to him becoming one who exclusively refers to
himself by full name in the third person when speaking in public.
Music to the ears of his old hippie Liberal bootlickers in the MSM.
Justin Trudeau’s brain. Funny
http://www.lfpress.com/comment/columnists/lorrie_goldstein/2012/02/17/19393741.html
33 Million Canadians?! I thought it was 9 million.
A “baby NDP-MP” told me so (h/t Ezra).
I was 19 in 1968. My mother made me touch his hem. I CONFESS to having been smitten early on.
A professor told me once that PET’s IQ was 180 — I know, that’s high but wait, there’s more — 180 in the shade.
I assumed this to be true for a Professor Told Me So. Migawd that was a long, long time ago. Me tired!
Actually, Justin’s position on separation is exactly the same as his dad’s. When Pierre decided to oppose Meech Lake, he openly went over to the separatist side and stated repeatedly that if Meech passed, Quebec should secede.
Pierre was a loyal Canadian as long as Canada was his personal property. The minute he was out of power, all bets were off.