50 Replies to “An SDA Survey: Saturday Night at the Liberal Party Convention”

  1. I said ‘other’.
    Worshipping the images of the Turdeaus and sticking pins into a voodoo doll of PMSH.

  2. Early gold on the “Other” responses:
    Debating new policy on who should pay for first date at the LGBT club. Bans phrase “going Dutch”. Stephen Harper is not a Patriot! Where can I find me one of those Broncos and do they come in leather?
    14/1/2012 4:58 PM
    Staring slack-jawed at the corners of the ceiling
    14/1/2012 4:57 PM
    worshipping the image of the Turdeaus and sticking pins into a voodoo doll of PMSH
    14/1/2012 4:56 PM
    Engaged in calling each other fabulous all night long.
    14/1/2012 4:55 PM
    what time does the bar open?
    14/1/2012 4:54 PM
    Pitching a tent in the Occupiers’ domain.
    14/1/2012 4:50 PM

  3. Well,they won’t be able to buy booze unless they brought cash..Giggles Taber tweets that the credit/debit machines are down too.Way to go Libs!

  4. Speaker up now: ‘I’m here to hijack this party!’ This is way better than the Leafs game!

  5. What NFL game on telly?
    Its already boring
    Pats 14
    Denver 0
    6:42 left 1st quarter.
    Sheeeeh!

  6. speaking of party affiliation, I see Gene Hackman got hit by a car while (gasp!!) riding his bicycle.
    now, riding bicycles is verboten on the Right, so he must be a bleeding heart (and head in this case) LIBERAL !!!!
    so I wonder if it was a conservative that hit him in a fit of pique seeing a cyclist in front of HIM on HIS ‘Right’ of way.

  7. I said other: Imbibing various LCBO spirits before their prices are raised, courtesy of fellow-Liberal Duh-lton McGuilty.
    The Ontario Auditor-General, Jim McCarter, says Ontarians are paying too much for booze:
    http://www.themarknews.com/articles/7710-ontario-s-booze-prices-too-high-ag
    “McCarter slammed the L-C for buying products according to how much they want to charge for them, and not doing enough to use their leverage to convince manufacturers to sell their goods for less.”

  8. I think the delegates will be doing all three of the poll questions as well as schmoozing each other for support for leadership.
    Trudeau worship will be in there somewhere.

  9. Anon, unless you are driving a combine, running over a cyclist simply ain’t worth the trouble.
    Hackman probably got run over by a Progressive soccer mom in her crossover SUV, running late on her way to a Sierra Club meeting.

  10. Sammy:
    ‘Well,they won’t be able to buy booze unless they brought cash..Giggles Taber tweets that the credit/debit machines are down too.Way to go Libs!’
    Blame Harper…

  11. I suspect the younger ones will be drinking tequila and trying to enter Copp’s coliseum.
    The challenge in that is to only drink enough to get your nerve up,yet not so much that you pass out or worse,can’t walk tall through the doors.
    It’s best left to the pros,but hey they’re young liberals. They dream the impossible dream.

  12. Seriously,if I was at this convention,I’d be packing my bags. I’d be sneering and yelling “WERE YOU NOT THERE?” at anyone that slowed me down.

  13. GOLDEN tweet from Cherniak: I would like to congratulate the convention chairs for their incompetence! When you’ve lost the elf….it’s OVER!

  14. The elf was upset. He wanted the fiasco to go all night. When he was shot down,and away from the mike,you could hear him yell “what nonsense’. The libs are in serious trouble. They passed a resolution that ‘supporters’,which sign up for free could elect the leader. They then voted that the leader could veto policy .
    What could possibly go wrong? SDA can get results.

  15. Wasn’t Justin Trudeau wearing facial hair at the time he attacked Peter Kent in the House, similar to the masks worn by the “Anonymous” group that is part of the Occupiers? Stylized version of Guy Fawkes!
    Guy Fawkes mask;
    http://www.mrctv.org/videos/meaning-occupiers-masks
    Justin Trudeau face;
    http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2011/12/14/pol-question-period-swearing.html?cmp=rss
    Of course Justin shaved his chim shortly after he had to apologized.

  16. Hot dog eating contests with knives and forks and, ockey games with Stephan, Forehead measuring with Iggula, and “trending” with Kady, with” Let me be perfectly clear” lessons from Paul Martin and Pickpocketing and napkin receipt tricks made easy by Jean.

  17. OTHER: seeing if the Liberal logo thongs given out at the convention that elected Stephane Dion, still fit…

  18. other – collecting bar receipts for the tax write-off
    Syncrodox – shouldn’t that be “playing hide the bottle…”?

  19. I submitted other – “Whinning about how they lost everything and it’s the Conservatives fault… oh boo hoo.”

  20. What NFL game on telly?
    Past being boring
    N E Pat 42
    Denver 10
    God loves Tom Brady!

  21. Legalizing pot should go over real well in those neighborhoods where after a grow-op got busted and their property values plummeted.

  22. Legalizing pot should go over real well in those neighborhoods where after a grow-op got busted and their property values plummeted.

  23. Don’t know why the Survey Monkey site doesn’t display the “Other” responses, folks. Anyhow, here are the rest of them:
    espousing great ways to spend your money!
    15/1/2012 9:28 AM
    smoking Pot
    15/1/2012 8:41 AM
    Finding new ways to divert taxmoney to their pockets
    15/1/2012 8:14 AM
    Discussing on how to make their elitism relevant to Canadians.
    15/1/2012 8:12 AM
    eating cat
    15/1/2012 8:06 AM
    Wondering why they’re disappearing so fast.
    15/1/2012 7:00 AM
    stroking their egos
    15/1/2012 6:55 AM
    Looking for Harper’s “hidden agenda”.
    15/1/2012 6:52 AM
    bitching and moaning about the Conservatives
    15/1/2012 6:44 AM
    Attending the Sheila Copps ‘strippercise’ class
    15/1/2012 6:19 AM
    Playing Where’s Waldo with Turdoh’s corpse
    15/1/2012 6:17 AM
    Discussing the merits of cash transactions
    15/1/2012 5:53 AM
    Looking for the Harper hidden agenda!
    15/1/2012 5:26 AM
    Discussing ways for 500 people to vote when electronics break down
    15/1/2012 5:24 AM
    thinking of amethod to replace the use of brown bags in restaurants
    15/1/2012 5:00 AM
    pointless navel gazing (with a fellow Liberal, of course)
    15/1/2012 4:46 AM
    plotting to backstab Bobby after he becomes “leader”
    15/1/2012 4:36 AM
    Sharpening their knives in advance of the leadership race.
    15/1/2012 4:17 AM
    getting drunk and/or smoking pot
    15/1/2012 4:07 AM
    whining
    15/1/2012 3:39 AM
    Ron Paul!
    15/1/2012 2:01 AM
    Discussing policy issues to ensure a brighter future for their party…say, are those things train tracks?
    15/1/2012 12:01 AM
    “Whinning about how they lost everything and it’s the Conservatives fault.”
    14/1/2012 11:34 PM
    Drugs
    14/1/2012 11:31 PM
    Refilling the kool-aid in the punch bowl
    14/1/2012 11:13 PM
    discussing how petty regulations don’t apply to them whilst collecting all receipts for write-offs as political activities
    14/1/2012 11:03 PM
    praying to turdos spawn for deliverance
    14/1/2012 10:54 PM
    Horizontal refreshment with anyone who will listen to a Lieberal!
    14/1/2012 10:51 PM
    crying in their pillows while tearfully stroking a portrait of that ’40’s fascist loving rat
    14/1/2012 10:46 PM
    wasting time pretending to be important
    14/1/2012 10:46 PM
    Watcching video reruns of “This Hour has 22 minutes” and other Liberal classics
    14/1/2012 10:32 PM
    Not 3; because erections have consequences.
    14/1/2012 10:15 PM
    sucing bob Raes tiny cock
    14/1/2012 10:10 PM
    Drinking
    14/1/2012 10:02 PM
    sleeping
    14/1/2012 9:44 PM
    Getting stoned.
    14/1/2012 9:39 PM
    all of the above
    14/1/2012 9:25 PM
    Drinking alcohol to the point where they come to the realization that their plight to rebuild the party is pointless.
    14/1/2012 9:20 PM
    Still trying to figure out how to vote,and of course its the con’s fault.
    14/1/2012 9:19 PM
    drinking
    14/1/2012 9:18 PM
    Wonder where to go since the NDP stole their whole platform.
    14/1/2012 9:17 PM
    Sitting round a table holding hands trying to contact the spirit of Pierre Elliot
    14/1/2012 9:14 PM
    Convincing each other that this is a bold new start & the party is on a path to return to power. I remember the PC party thinking the same thing at their last major convention in Edmonton when Joe Clark was the man of the day. As I recall John Crosby said something about “no truck nor trade” with the upstart Reform & a maritime premier was the inspiring young speaker (& to many the future messiah) who made everyone feel special.
    14/1/2012 9:13 PM
    Wondering where the brown envel
    14/1/2012 9:08 PM
    watching UFC
    14/1/2012 8:54 PM
    Enjoying the smell of thier own farts
    14/1/2012 8:52 PM
    confabbing – social programs r us
    14/1/2012 8:45 PM
    jerking off
    14/1/2012 8:39 PM
    Nude navel gazing
    14/1/2012 8:32 PM
    wanking (or is it wonking?)
    14/1/2012 8:31 PM
    Hoisting brew while watching HNiC
    14/1/2012 8:28 PM
    A wine and cheese of cheesy whining?
    14/1/2012 8:26 PM
    Discussing Iggulas tall forehead, but lack of intelligence
    14/1/2012 8:24 PM
    getting drunk
    14/1/2012 8:17 PM
    Back in the hotel watching the Miss America pageant or something a little more “adult”. Alone, of course.
    14/1/2012 8:15 PM
    boring each other to death
    14/1/2012 8:14 PM
    Consuming Liberal amounts of alcoholic beverages
    14/1/2012 7:57 PM
    spending someone else’s money
    14/1/2012 7:45 PM
    Wishing they were conservative
    14/1/2012 7:45 PM
    Plotting and scheming.
    14/1/2012 7:43 PM
    Nothing to do with politics.
    14/1/2012 7:40 PM
    swallow sadness
    14/1/2012 7:34 PM
    gazing at a centerfold of Justin Trudeau an playing with themselves
    14/1/2012 7:27 PM
    Passing the Tequila to Sheila, laying her down and doing her again?
    14/1/2012 7:26 PM
    Planning a coup d’etat
    14/1/2012 7:23 PM
    Spending leftover stolen money in brown bags
    14/1/2012 7:22 PM
    trying to find out who is the other party, if any, in Sheila Copp’s “satisfactory Sex Life” as reported on Global news interview.
    14/1/2012 7:20 PM
    Figuring out a way to get someone else to pay for their bar tab.
    14/1/2012 7:20 PM
    Getting hammered and making comments that the CBC would never air.
    14/1/2012 7:15 PM
    Watching reruns of the Vagina Monologues?
    14/1/2012 7:09 PM
    lying about Harper and the Conservatives and feeling sorry for themselves and other 99 percenters.
    14/1/2012 7:08 PM
    Sitting around a wigi board trying to bring Trudeau back from the other place
    14/1/2012 7:07 PM
    thai sex slaves
    14/1/2012 7:05 PM
    Thinking up ways to attack Harper
    14/1/2012 7:04 PM
    peering into each others navels.
    14/1/2012 7:03 PM
    wishing for the good old days of paper bags stuffed with cash!
    14/1/2012 7:01 PM
    GAY SEX!
    14/1/2012 7:01 PM
    Engaging in both “vertical & horizontal refreshments”
    14/1/2012 7:00 PM
    whining
    14/1/2012 6:56 PM
    Exhuming Taliban Jack for fresh ideas.
    14/1/2012 6:53 PM
    Sight-seeing in Ottawa and falling asleep
    14/1/2012 6:50 PM
    lurking about the parking lot in search of something to steal.
    14/1/2012 6:49 PM
    experimenting with the new sexual techniques being taught to their Children by the Liberals—
    14/1/2012 6:49 PM
    Smoking a lot of pot and getting roaring drunk.
    14/1/2012 6:48 PM
    Trying to scrub the imagery of Sheila Copps’ “sex life” from their collective memory.
    14/1/2012 6:47 PM
    Changing their rules to suit the mood as usual
    14/1/2012 6:46 PM
    drinking and texting or sexting, planning Occupy Rallies w/ other Liberals
    14/1/2012 6:44 PM
    Eating at a Green, Vegan restaurant
    14/1/2012 6:44 PM
    Feeding at the nearest trough
    14/1/2012 6:42 PM
    watching hockey
    14/1/2012 6:36 PM
    Picking each other’s pockets for “contributions”
    14/1/2012 6:34 PM
    congratulating each other; its the people that arent worthy of us, not the other way around
    14/1/2012 6:32 PM
    stabbing each other in the back
    14/1/2012 6:30 PM
    Drinking tequila and attempting to enter Copp’s colliseum.
    14/1/2012 6:29 PM
    UFC Fight Night
    14/1/2012 6:27 PM
    Isn’t there a Toronto game it will manditory to watch?
    14/1/2012 6:26 PM
    Stealing the change from the phone booth.
    14/1/2012 6:25 PM
    Telling one another that voters have just been too ill-educated, ill-bred, and intellectually challenged to appreciate their obvious superiority to the Conservatives and the NDP
    14/1/2012 6:22 PM
    Engaging in some variety of “horizontal refreshment” with a fellow.
    14/1/2012 6:21 PM

  24. f,that would be one Jason Cherniak,lib-toad extrordinaire,that provided us with so much entertainment a few yrs back!

  25. Leering at all the underage boys and girls they lured with the promise of open bar.
    What!?! Iggy tried that already as a fundraiser. And you know Libs; If it fails once? Repeat, repeat, repeat until involuntary commital order is signed.
    That’s my guess.

  26. Do you know that if Iggy hadn’t forced an election he couldn’t possibly win Taliban Jack would have fallen over dead within a few months and he could have fought an election he might have won. In hindsight, a real a$$hole. Forget the hindsight part, a real a$$hole.

  27. Scar @ 8:59 I suspect Iggula really didn’t want the job.
    It would have been a minority,ick. He wouldn’t want to deal with such a troublesome beast.

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