Origins here.
If you want it, my analysis here.
Best Dean Martin song for Christmas for feminists here.
64 Replies to “A Feminist Christmas”
Feminists are, first and foremost, buzzkills.
~the Phantom
Which famous pundit said that instead of the feminist moniker NOW (Nationa Organization for Women) they show be called NAG (National Association of Gals) just to chap their hides?
Years back when my older brother was still able to party, it was fun to watch him spar with the femlibs at parties. He usually started the fight, by trying to get into their pants, which always seemed to fail. I think it was his pick up line. “If you were my woman, you would be barefoot and pregnant, bent over a hot stove cooking my supper”. That always launched them into the stratosphere. None of them ever caught onto the fact that he just loved watching them lose their minds and he loved to entertain. They were always party poopers and he was always successful at getting them to go somewhere else…
The Great Majah Rushie.
knight & bruce
Get a room!
Ice Cube is the authority on this topic. We’d not have this problem if we listened to him.
“Now the title b*tch don’t apply to all women, but all women got a little b*tch in’em” – Ice Cube
A really nice thought: this humourless, bent-minded Grinchess has to live with herself all the time—but we can turn her off: thank God!
I come from a family of strong women—intelligent, opinionated, and accomplished in their careers (for some, homemaking, full time) and other pursuits. But all of them love(d) the males in their lives and consider(ed) them valued partners in making a home and raising their children. The young (and older!) women in our extended family love and respect their dads, brothers, male cousins, grandsons, nephews, sons-in-law, uncles, and grandfathers. We can thank the strong, non-feminist women and their loving (though imperfect) husbands who raised us for the fact that our difficulties in life—everyone has those—haven’t been attributed to sexism. WHAT a waste of energy and goodwill!
Constantly keeping score and seeing problems, where none exist, must be a very exhausting way to live. No wonder the radical feminists are so grumpy. “Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do.”
And a very Merry Christmas to everyone here!
Uh, Steven Burton, did you really just say that the mere mention of Rosie makes you want to get naked?
If anyone needs me I’ll be dry-heaving over in the corner.
“You can’t go to jail for what you’re thinking”.
Except in Canada.
If you’re rash enough to enunicate it.
I leap tall buildings in single bounds!
H. Ryan, I think Bruce turns green when he’s mad!
I mean, really…you can’t remember how many times you’ve been shot at? I would think you’d remember every single shot. And who gets on a blog and chats about current contracts on his life?
I smell a book writer, or a book reader.
Knight 99 wrote:
“Actually, if I wasn’t married already, based on what you just said, I’d beg you to marry me!”
Damn laws against weirdo polygamist cults! 🙂
“I think it was his pick up line. “If you were my woman, you would be barefoot and pregnant, bent over a hot stove cooking my supper”.
I think the best fembo put down I heard was by a buddy of mine at a camp party where some fembo dyke was monopolizing the conversation with her morbid sexual identity theories – he interjected, just before every one’s eyes started to roll back into their heads from the boring fembo spew – “I guess moaning and bitching are all that’s left when you’re unfit for clild bearing or to iron a man’s shirt”
Posted by: multirec at December 23, 2011 4:46 PM
Aye…;)
The mere mention of Rosie makes me feel literally filthy, like I was rolling in a garbage dump. No like someone threw several different kinds of rancid meat and 3 year old mayonnaise on me. She just a horrible ugly woman… and she doesn’t look all that great either.
Feminists are, first and foremost, buzzkills.
~the Phantom
Which famous pundit said that instead of the feminist moniker NOW (Nationa Organization for Women) they show be called NAG (National Association of Gals) just to chap their hides?
Years back when my older brother was still able to party, it was fun to watch him spar with the femlibs at parties. He usually started the fight, by trying to get into their pants, which always seemed to fail. I think it was his pick up line. “If you were my woman, you would be barefoot and pregnant, bent over a hot stove cooking my supper”. That always launched them into the stratosphere. None of them ever caught onto the fact that he just loved watching them lose their minds and he loved to entertain. They were always party poopers and he was always successful at getting them to go somewhere else…
The Great Majah Rushie.
knight & bruce
Get a room!
Ice Cube is the authority on this topic. We’d not have this problem if we listened to him.
“Now the title b*tch don’t apply to all women, but all women got a little b*tch in’em” – Ice Cube
A really nice thought: this humourless, bent-minded Grinchess has to live with herself all the time—but we can turn her off: thank God!
I come from a family of strong women—intelligent, opinionated, and accomplished in their careers (for some, homemaking, full time) and other pursuits. But all of them love(d) the males in their lives and consider(ed) them valued partners in making a home and raising their children. The young (and older!) women in our extended family love and respect their dads, brothers, male cousins, grandsons, nephews, sons-in-law, uncles, and grandfathers. We can thank the strong, non-feminist women and their loving (though imperfect) husbands who raised us for the fact that our difficulties in life—everyone has those—haven’t been attributed to sexism. WHAT a waste of energy and goodwill!
Constantly keeping score and seeing problems, where none exist, must be a very exhausting way to live. No wonder the radical feminists are so grumpy. “Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do.”
And a very Merry Christmas to everyone here!
Uh, Steven Burton, did you really just say that the mere mention of Rosie makes you want to get naked?
If anyone needs me I’ll be dry-heaving over in the corner.
“You can’t go to jail for what you’re thinking”.
Except in Canada.
If you’re rash enough to enunicate it.
I leap tall buildings in single bounds!
H. Ryan, I think Bruce turns green when he’s mad!
I mean, really…you can’t remember how many times you’ve been shot at? I would think you’d remember every single shot. And who gets on a blog and chats about current contracts on his life?
I smell a book writer, or a book reader.
Knight 99 wrote:
“Actually, if I wasn’t married already, based on what you just said, I’d beg you to marry me!”
Damn laws against weirdo polygamist cults! 🙂
“I think it was his pick up line. “If you were my woman, you would be barefoot and pregnant, bent over a hot stove cooking my supper”.
I think the best fembo put down I heard was by a buddy of mine at a camp party where some fembo dyke was monopolizing the conversation with her morbid sexual identity theories – he interjected, just before every one’s eyes started to roll back into their heads from the boring fembo spew – “I guess moaning and bitching are all that’s left when you’re unfit for clild bearing or to iron a man’s shirt”
Posted by: multirec at December 23, 2011 4:46 PM
Aye…;)
The mere mention of Rosie makes me feel literally filthy, like I was rolling in a garbage dump. No like someone threw several different kinds of rancid meat and 3 year old mayonnaise on me. She just a horrible ugly woman… and she doesn’t look all that great either.