Spreading The Wealth

Faster. please!

Occupy Wall Street protesters said yesterday that packs of brazen crooks within their ranks have been robbing their fellow demonstrators blind, making off with pricey cameras, phones and laptops — and even a hefty bundle of donated cash and food.
“Stealing is our biggest problem at the moment,” said Nan Terrie, 18, a kitchen and legal-team volunteer from Fort Lauderdale.
“I had my Mac stolen — that was like $5,500. Every night, something else is gone. Last night, our entire [kitchen] budget for the day was stolen, so the first thing I had to do was . . . get the message out to our supporters that we needed food!”

Heh.

63 Replies to “Spreading The Wealth”

  1. Too funny . . . the harsh reality of life rears its ugly head and proves to the moron class that life is not fair.

  2. “Stealing is our biggest problem at the moment,” Thats why they’re there in the first place isn’t it?

  3. And why not take it … after all, they should be glad to share their wealth with those who cannot afford it. Set the example I say.
    Exactly what is their problem? This is what they want to do with everybody else.
    Andrew Esposito · Top Commenter on site asked: “People wanting redistribution of wealth complaining when their items are redistributed… Interesting.”
    Poetic justice at its best.

  4. I thought they were all demanding that the wealth be shared. It sounds like that’s what is being done.
    This posting just made my day, thanks!!! LOL

  5. $5,500 laptop? wow.. cost almost x2 more than my truck. Maybe I’m part of the underclass after all.

  6. I’m one of the 1%, I’m a software engineer working in the mobile device industry, I have more computers in my home than dining room chairs, and every one of them combined isn’t worth $5,500.
    Spoiled brats that need a good spanking and sent to bed without any dinner.

  7. maybe one or all of the numerous “Hypocrytical Millionaire Celebrities” that have joined the movement will cough up for these losses.
    Alec Baldwin, Michael Moore, Susan Sarandon, what ever his name is rapper/credit card company owner, Rosseane Barr
    Iam sure there are more but these are the ones that were pointed out in a report on Brian Lilly last night.

  8. “I’m one of the 1%, I’m a software engineer working in the mobile device industry, I have more computers in my home than dining room chairs, and every one of them combined isn’t worth $5,500.”
    What are you running – 386’s? I’ve got a file-server, a desktop, a laptop, and a tablet; together they cost just under $5k, ignoring the cost of monitors and various peripherals. Granted, Mac-boy is out to lunch, but if you really have as much equipment as you say, it must be worth well over $5,500.

  9. Priceless, think of it as living your dream. From Each according to his means, to each according to his need. Embrace the change….

  10. I suggest they all put their valuables into one large pile, and then dole them out according to need. Those not willing to put their phones or cameras into the pile should be forced to by the OWS-IRS. Call it a tax, levied for purposes of social justice. A review board should be appointed to evaluate the needs of those wanting a phone or camera. Membership on the board is awarded to those who give the OWS organizers the best phone or camera.

  11. First thought that popped into my head when I read this was the comment “When you are obsessed with your enemy the more like him you will become.”

  12. Brilliant comment on this story from a FB friend of mine: “The only thing that surprises me is that anyone is surprised that these types of people would be stealing from one another. Communism/liberalism at it’s very root is based on envy of other people’s possessions. The idea that nobody has a right to own something that I don’t own regardless of how much harder than me they were willing to work for it is deeply rooted in these people…..in their mind there is nothing wrong with stealing from those that have more than they do.”

  13. Sounds like some of the 99% of those with no $5500 laptops are just helping themselves to what they deserve.

  14. Despite the humour and irony provided through the hyprocrisy of the OWS types, these events display a common and consistant thread that I have encountered with leftists.
    The left is not at all interested in any type of altruism, utopia, social justice, or even redistribution of wealth – despite their very many and very loud speeches to the contrary that do confuse and sometimes persuade the gullible and naive.
    No. The left if driven by only one human emotion: envy. If someone has more than I, I want it. If I have more than someone else, it remains mine.

  15. Posted by: Robert W. (Vancouver) at October 18, 2011 1:32 PM
    Sorry, Robert. Looks like we were typing similar thoughts at similar times.

  16. Hilarious is what it is. Taking the school boys and school girls out on the street will be an experience that they will not want to remember…and it’s going to get worse.

  17. OWS setting the excellent example of redistribution. Love it. Victims being mugged by reality. Some, the undrugged ones, may ultimately see the light.

  18. Maybe the guy paid $5500 for his Mac, he also voted for Obama, supports AGW, etc etc, so he’s clearly a sucker for scams of all kinds.

  19. “I had my Mac stolen — that was like $5,500.”
    That is some high-end Mac!!!! Us proles have to be
    content with MacBook Pros, at $1200 to $2400.
    For $5500 you could buy the top of the Apple line,
    a 12-core Mac Pro.
    Something like the original hippies. In Canada the hippies in, say, Toronto were not particularly well off,
    but I’ve heard that in the US the original hippies were mostly trust-fund babies and others of similar affluence.
    No lower middle class kids need apply.

  20. Robert, the left mindset goes beyond envy of other’s possessions. Underlying the left is the central idea that competition is to be avoided, because if one competes, there may be a loser. The left is an aggregation of those who do not possess the confidence that they can compete and win. A fair market allows for free competition. A command economy instead finds another basis for distribution: called “fairness” or “justice”. Distribution based on anything other than ability, in my view, demands of individuals that they act in discord with their own interests. Hence the role of the media in conditioning much of the public to act against their own best interests. Why vote for a politician that you know will raise taxes? or decommission needed electrical generation facilities? etc.
    The left: competition is unfair and unjust. The right: competition promotes excellence and efficiency.
    Never waste a good crisis: the ongoing collapse of the global fiat currency system provides an excellent opportunity for the left to ratchet up its power base. That the OWS “uprising” emerges now tells me how near are to the financial brink.
    While its fun to ridicule hippies embracing demonstrably flawed systems of governance, it is more productive for the right to be pondering considerably the nature of Financial System V2.0.

  21. The Wall Street Pee Partiers are narcissists who are solely about rank materialism.
    It surprises them when their own theories are practiced on themselves at the material level because their theories are only meant to be practised on ‘others’, the so-called 1%.
    It never occurs to them that if they possess any material thing that someone else envies that that someone else views them as part of the 1% because of that material thing.
    immutable truth: There will always be someone who has either more or less than you do.

  22. Someone mentioned Roseanne Barr.
    I was hugely amused to see that Rosie believes that all proprrty over $100 million held by a single individual should be confiscated.
    Co-incidentally, RB’s net worth is $80 million.
    Close call, eh?
    Presumably this upper limit will be adjusted for inflation. Index creep is a beeitch what?

  23. I bet a lot of the kids who had stuff stolen will be smoked up by someone else (Probably for sexual advances) with primo stuff that was just bought with money from the sale of their own stolen property!…Too funny…
    Here they are preaching about Wall Street and banks thievery and they can’t even have respect, honesty and integrity amongst a few hundred of them at an event that is suppose to denounce theft.
    Barry, call in your zombies.

  24. Um, for all the people sneering at the kid’s claim that his MacBook was worth $5,500..
    reality check people. Have you ever heard of this little thing called “software”? Legit copies of MS Office, PhotoShop, etc. can easily add up to $2,500 or more, which means a total of $5,500 for the complete package is not out of the question.

  25. I detect a bit of hypocrisy on the part of the OWS protesters; wealth redistribution occurs and they don’t like it one bit. Isn’t this just an example of: “from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs”?
    Someone had a need for a laptop and took it. Similarly, there was probably someone out there who needed $2500 which the rich protesters had kindly collected for him.
    This is the type of world they are proposing and they had better get used to it. Maybe once they’ve been ripped off one time too many they’ll come to their senses and join the Tea party.

  26. “Have you ever heard of this little thing called “software”? ”
    I disregarded the software because these days, at least with all my expensive software, it’s just a matter of calling up the developer/vender for a copy of my licence or registration codes on file then downloading another copy.

  27. A point-by-point comparison of events and outcomes between tea party gatherings and this pack-o-losers would be telling.

  28. Kevin B
    Yeah software can add up but…….
    I don’t think the typical OWS protester gave any money to the man for the software.

  29. This made me chuckle almost as much as the Buffalo Guy.
    I can’t stand so much upbeat news. I’d better go read the financial pages to return to an even keel.

  30. Just to add, the thing to say to the victims is:
    RELAX KIDS … IT’S JUST … STUFF.

  31. It would be interesting to know if the victims of the thefts blame the thieves, or blame the system for creating a grinding poverty which FORCED the thief to take pricey electronics to survive?

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