I come up with an idea that not only is a legitimate business idea, but would be on par with the industrial or information revolutions. It would completely change how economies operate and would generate profits easily into the billions. It would also rise millions out of poverty, enrich millions more, ensure economic freedom and would definitely put your humble Captain in the history books.
I need $100 million.
Kim Kardashian decides she wants to start a “shoedazzle” venture. This would NOT revolutionize economies. It would NOT bring millions out of poverty. And it will protect no one’s financial freedoms. But it would jack up the credit card balances of millions of women across America while giving them an endorphin shot to the brain.
She needs $40 million.
Of course Kim gets financed immediately while I’ve spent the past week trying to JUST TO GET A CALL BACK from various investment banks, venture capital firms and private equity groups.
This then reminds the ole Captain of just how efficient the capital markets are here in the US, not to mention just how good our tippy top notch investment firms are at picking out winning investments (anybody remember the housing crash or Dotcom Mania?)
So Kate has been kind enough to allow me to ask all of you in her readersphere if you or somebody you know in Canada’s investment community (or any country’s community) would be interested in simply taking a look at a business plan (providing they’re willing to sign a confidentiality agreement).
You/they/anyone/Jennifer Aniston can e-mail me at CAPTcapitalism@yahoo.com
Is that in Canadian or US dollars?
May I get a Prospectus, or will there only be a tax loss?
Try “Dragon’s Den’?
Is it the penis dazzling idea as shown on a recent Ace of Spades overnight thread?
The mother is a marketing genius. She turned her daughter’s getting plowed on video into a billion dollar empire. Genius. It’s impressive to say the least.
Adult babies? WTF?
I’m at a loss.
Dammit. I can’t keep my threads straight either. Sorry Captain. I need a drink.
There’s always Rumpleminze! (a product of Canada no less too!)
Remember.. this is Canada. Does Naomi Klein do porn?
Rumpleminze is also good to have around for medicinal purposes as well, or so I’ve read.
I’m only looking for $500K at this point, and I thought I was being bold. The Captain thinks big. In most cases, I would laugh at a $100M ask, but in the Captain’s case I’m actually curious as to what he has. I wonder how many SDA readers happen to be entrepreneurs?
I hear Aisha Khaddafi might be looking for a new gig soon. She’s gotta have 100 million kicking around – you could charge her a million a night for a safe place to sleep.
Maybe if you made an online s*x tape ;-)?
I thought my disgust meter had reached the limits with so much of the weirdness that happens in the world, but the “adult babies” thing is in a class of it’s own!!!!!
Is a Shoedazzle anything like a vajazzle? Maybe a vajazzle for foot fetishers!!