See what happens when you allow Greens into a debate? Have a happy famine, Bolivia!
Bolivia is set to pass the world’s first laws granting all nature equal rights to humans. The Law of Mother Earth, now agreed by politicians and grassroots social groups, redefines the country’s rich mineral deposits as “blessings” and is expected to lead to radical new conservation and social measures to reduce pollution and control industry.
The country, which has been pilloried by the US and Britain in the UN climate talks for demanding steep carbon emission cuts, will establish 11 new rights for nature. They include: the right to life and to exist; the right to continue vital cycles and processes free from human alteration; the right to pure water and clean air; the right to balance; the right not to be polluted; and the right to not have cellular structure modified or genetically altered.
Controversially, it will also enshrine the right of nature “to not be affected by mega-infrastructure and development projects that affect the balance of ecosystems and the local inhabitant communities”.
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Little opposition is expected to the law being passed because President Evo Morales’s ruling party, the Movement Towards Socialism, enjoys a comfortable majority in both houses of parliament.
Socialism – what can’t it do?

.. and Bolivia remains a good relocation choice for post-CBC employees.
Such idiocy that I’m almost at a loss for words. I guess that any worries Bolivia might have about overpopulation are solved by the right to not have cellular structure modified or genetically altered
The mechanism of action of penicillins and cephalosporins is to alter the structure of bacterial cell walls in a manner that they can no longer prevent bacteria from exploding due to their high internal osmotic pressure. That same “right” would also ban cooking as heat has significant effects on cellular structure. If there’s such a thing as a Darwin award for a country, Bolivia will be very tough to beat.
While we’re on the subject of Bolivia, here’s a brief character sketch of President Evo Morales around the 30 second mark.
loki, I suspect that Chavez has had some input into this lunacy.
Morales is as loony as his hero Stalin.
max, Morales is a typical Marxist. Kick a man when he is down.
The usual byproduct of idiotic socialist idealism is economic collapse, plus the execution of
dissenters, combined with massive crony corruption by inner circle ruling family members.
Zimbabwe of Latin America, come on down!
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Thus Bolivia returns to the rainforest from whence it came.
Bolivia, named after independence fighter Simon BOLIVAR, broke away from Spanish rule in 1825; much of its subsequent history has consisted of a series of nearly 200 coups and countercoups.
Hardly, a study in vibrant democracy…
“However, the government must tread a fine line between increased regulation of companies and giving way to the powerful social movements who have pressed for the law. Bolivia earns $500m (£305m) a year from mining companies which provides nearly one third of the country’s foreign currency.”
Average income per person $2900 USD per annum
They already have a difficult time of it, this it would seem, promises to make it more so.
So why did the Bolivarians/CIA get rid of Che Guevara?
Cheers
Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”
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you want crazy?
who accepts property in iran
as a security deposit?
i’ll give you a hint… it wasn’t
calgary.
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Gaia worship, plain and simple, the advance of New Age dogma.
Soon, they’ll be sacrificing anyone who doesn’t agree with them to the green gods. What will their modus operandi be: cut out our hearts or throw us into the furnace? There’s some similarity to Nazi SS tactics.
Hey, wasn’t the SS heavily into the occult?
You folks are out of date. This has been part of the UN Doctrine since Mo Strong run the show and created UN Agenda 21 and The Earth Charter. This is in all schools in Canada being taught to your kids everyday. http://www.earthcharterinaction.org/content/pages/Read-the-Charter.html
If only they had brought this legislation in before the Japanese earthquake and tsunami and stopped these calamities before mother nature could unleash them. Damn, timing is everything. sarc off.
I think it would be fitting if the following eco-nazis would emigrate to Bolivia, to live in this Green Utopia: Gore, Suzuki, May, Monbiot, Mann, et al. Their just reward, so to speak, reaping what they’ve sown. Socialism and tree-hugging – who could ask for anything more?
The upside is that benefit concerts for famine relief are usually held in the west so they won’t run into any environmental laws.
Something tells me the oil-rich east will *not* be happy with this.
This could get ugly – and by ugly, I mean bloody.
Good. Layton and May are overdue for a new vacation spot. Havanna’s getting far too commercialized…
Have you no faith in Pachamama? What could possibly go wrong…
Are any duties attached to these rights, such as the duty of crops to grow; for it to rain on time; for Winter on the prairies to end, sometime? If there are, can we file suit for failure to perform?
Can Japan file suit against Mother Nature for damages?
Will fool’s gold find itself in court for fraud?
Where do I go to get my lawn the right to be green?
I foresee a roaring business for the International Court.
Sounds like vegetable matter is already in power . . .
In 20 years people will not remember there was a Boliva. The roads will become overgrown and contact will slowly cease. In one hundred years someone bored kid will blog about finding interesting old road networks in the Andes on Google Earth.
Until the time I was 4 years old, my family used far less water than your typical family of today. The greenies might have applauded us for that since we seemed so much more “in balance” with nature back then. However, the main reason we used so much less water was that our farmhouse didn’t have a flush toilet. My mother had to carry a bucket of #$%@ from the basement to the outhouse every few days. That’s an example of the ugly side of “green” existence that Canada’s latte-sipping bubble-dwelling suburbanite greenies don’t like to acknowledge. We would be so much better off if they would all just move to Bolivia to help Mr. Morales’ Movement to Socialism. Lead by example, please!
G’s friend: Monbiot has had a change of heart recently. I’ll see if I can find the url.
G’s Friend: re Monbiot: http://www.monbiot.com/2011/04/04/evidence-meltdown/
Try reading the comments after the article; one doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
The benefit to this type of greenish groupthink is that when you put all these loons together, drive out any of the producers/entrepreneurs and others that actually FEED the useless ones… with their typically anti-humanist views and low birthrates, why then – ta da – problem solved! They remove their own community carbon footprint. QED.
One could call them dinosaurs, but even the dinosaurs fought to survive. I’d spring for a ticket for Layton/May to visit the “new” Bolivia, but it’d be only a 1-way’er.
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Sounds like the LIEberal Cap and Trade formula.
How dare another country be first to impliment the LIBeral, Green, Non-Democradic Party policy!
Perhaps now ALL enviroMENTALists can move there to live in their paradise – yet the power and polluting transportation will have to go. Lets see how long they can surive – entertainment would be dancing around camp fires.
Remember to ask the Bolivians six months from now what lichen licked off rocks tastes like or will eating that food source also be considered to be an insult to mother earth.
so, according to our kate, cutting a million green voters out of the debate is a good thing.
bb gun at April 12, 2011 9:54 AM
Can’t speak for Kate, but I’d be happy if the greenies were just cut off from the multi-millions that their enviro-NGOs suck out of our pockets.
so, according to our kate, cutting a million green voters out of the debate is a good thing.
bb gun at April 12, 2011 9:54 AM
Can’t speak for Kate, but I’d be happy if the greenies were just cut off from the multi-millions that their enviro-NGOs suck out of our pockets.
The saying that “Environmentalism, it’s the new Eugenics” is as true as it gets.
It’s really just another front in the class war being waged by the super rich green tribe.
It’s also true that it’ll all lead to the same destination, world wide destruction and the final solution.
Crazy doesn’t begin to cover it. There are so many more adjective I could use to describe those evil idiot (now there’s two more adjectives already) .. Only very large amounts of ordinance will rid us of these fools. They cannot be rehabilitated.
creeping socialism in the USA , yet the libs and dips want more
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704050204576219073867182108.html
Today in America there are nearly twice as many people working for the government (22.5 million) than in all of manufacturing (11.5 million). This is an almost exact reversal of the situation in 1960, when there were 15 million workers in manufacturing and 8.7 million collecting a paycheck from the government.
It gets worse. More Americans work for the government than work in construction, farming, fishing, forestry, manufacturing, mining and utilities combined. We have moved decisively from a nation of makers to a nation of takers. Nearly half of the $2.2 trillion cost of state and local governments is the $1 trillion-a-year tab for pay and benefits of state and local employees. Is it any wonder that so many states and cities cannot pay their bills?
Every state in America today except for two-Indiana and Wisconsin-has more government workers on the payroll than people manufacturing industrial goods. Consider California, which has the highest budget deficit in the history of the states. The not-so Golden State now has an incredible 2.4 million government employees-twice as many as people at work in manufacturing. New Jersey has just under two-and-a-half as many government employees as manufacturers. Florida’s ratio is more than 3 to 1. So is New York’s.
Even Michigan, at one time the auto capital of the world, and Pennsylvania, once the steel capital, have more government bureaucrats than people making things. The leaders in government hiring are Wyoming and New Mexico, which have hired more than six government workers for every manufacturing worker.
Jamie, well said and it does bear repeating.
-the right to continue vital cycles and processes free from human alteration
“Ladies, gentlemen and diverse plant-life of the jury; over the course of this trial I will show you how this… this gardener planned and committed the savage and despicable act of pruning upon my client- the once natural and now ruined rose you see before you…”
So, now that Pachamama has been given human rights is she also bound by human laws? Because, that moody witch kills about 250,000 per year in natural disasters.
Gee,I wonder when we can expect the first “concert to save Bolivia” featuring all the usual suspects?
It seems essential to me that coyotes be granted
the right to kill and eat young female folk singers.
As a bonus, it’s good for population control (of young female folk singers).
Silly westerners, they think rule over the masses can be done without a religion.
YES!!
Finally, I can sue that bitch, Mother Nature…
We should promote a movement to have all like minded people to flock to Bolivia and set up a utopian community. We could name it Gaia Shrugged. I’d throw in a few bucks!
Snakes On An Equal Plane.
Love it.
I suggest our polar bears are tremendously underemployed in our legislatures, parliaments, city councils, and prisons.
Bolivia will learn what Ontario is learning. You can be a leader in ‘green’ but if no one follows you, you are what is called an outlier to the norm.
I’m sort of surprised that Kate does not have her bulldozer photo up for this post. But then again, long and shallow trenches would probably count as an infrastructure project, and would thus be illegal under the new rules.
The mind reels.
Just saw this at Pajamas. Author tracked weather forecasts and has an opinion on how it relates to ‘green’.
http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/the-new-weathermen/
What happened when Wal-Mart listened to Mrs. bambam by going green. Losses in 7 straight quarters. CEO was one of Al Gores presidential team.
http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/wal-mart-goes-back-to-basics-a-cautionary-tale-for-the-left/
If the Harper Party could get 64% of a 94% voter turnout, do you not think he might consider that he has a mandate to pass a few new laws?
Interesting to see a fresh, vibrant democracy in action.
Bolivia — the poorest country in the Western hemisphere next to Haiti. The country where Ernest Ché Guevara attempted to replicate Castro’s communist revolution in the ’60’s, failed miserably and was killed there. The country ironically named after the great democratic liberator of South America: Simón Bolívar.
So now the fascist Left is attempting it again, via Hugo Chavez’s misnomered “Bolivarian Revolution”, but this time in cohoots with the likes of fascist Iran which is providing aid and financing institutions. But there’s a trade-off: the Bolivian institutions that Iran finances are required to observe Sharia law. Bolivians (who are largely Amerindian or Christian) are forced to wear hijabs when employed in Iranian financed medical facilities.
Fabulous, so now we have “the great Nation of Bolívar” — already impoverished from generations of corruption — being “blessed” with a Marxist dictatorship combined with fascistic Islamism.
BTW, wasn’t that the original vision of Ghadaffi for Libya? So why are we invading Libya but not Bolivia?
I can’t believe this is a Canadian blog and nobody’s made a reference to the maples forming a union and demanding equal rights.
So what happens when the vegetation right to life grievance mongers go after the AGW fanatics for trying to deprive the rain forest of CO2?
AndyN @ 2.59 … ok. ok… ! Geddy doesn’t get to it until 4.10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhFsQxl2M8o
Speaking of debates, how are each of you possibly going to soldier on without Lizzie May’s brilliance enlightening you this evening?!
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/debate+process/4599145/story.html
Robert, I think we will manage just fine. 😉