A Weapon of Last Resort: Endless Mockery

When a person goes so far beyond any semblance of reasonable discourse, often the only thing you can do is . . . well, mock them:
Here’s a sampling from the brilliantly devious mind of Iowahawk:
Mr. Hector Gutierrez
Gutierrez Bros. Landscaping
Arlington, VA
Dear Mr. Gutierrez:
Nothing could have prepared me for the shock that awaited as I exited the front door of my home early Wednesday morning, where I discovered that your lawn crew had cut a swath of environmental destruction across my yard so horrifying that it only can be compared to the Rape of Nanking. I can scarcely bring myself to describe the killing fields that are my North azalea beds and the brutal degradation and torture suffered by the bluegrass around the locust tree by the rear patio.

7 Replies to “A Weapon of Last Resort: Endless Mockery”

  1. Bruce West published a hilarious book in 1986 called “Outrageously Yours”. It is full of letters written to “important” people in various positions similar to those written by Iowahawk.

  2. Robert is an awful poster and I would like to see less of him.\
    just the free market sayin. take or leave it and all that

  3. Martin, you have your capitalism backwards. It’s up to you to take it or leave it, not us.
    I’m sure you’ll be Buh-Bye, anytime now. [snort]

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