lance, let me introduce you to the word “accommodation”.
Watch for the next tortuous actions to ensure that certain people who don’t want to go through the screeners don’t have to . . . .
Bomb sniffing potbelly pigs would achieve the same result for less money.
Perhaps they could travel from the hub at the Dearborn International Caravanserai. Camels depart on the half-hour.
Yes, I’m sure we’ll see the body scanners which were brought in to detect bomb carrying terrorists not be used on the people most likely to be carrying a bomb.
So they would rather the women get ‘felt’?
Or perhaps they are afraid we’ll find out they aren’t all women hiding in there?
The 9/11 killers went to a strip-joint the night before. They engaged in other forbidden acts as well in order to cover their fanaticism. Being banned from going through a scanner only gives any radicals another way of masking it.
Well we could put in detonation areas which would render pre-screening superfluous and still allow expression of their dreams. Just trying to be helpful. Of course that would involve a degree of co-operation I would think is lacking.
Allah Achbar. The perfect solution. Install body scanners on all public transit, trains, busses and ferries. Problem solved.
I think the Islamowhachos have more faith in our faith (political correctness)than we do.
The Tea Party movement is a not sign of violent insurection but does represent a clear indication of a hardening of attitudes by a large demographic……that could demand a mass deportation.
Bomb smelling pigs is the best answer yet!!!
I volunteer to walk them thru the airport on a leash.
HAHAHAHAHA
Easy enough solution.
Listen to your imam. Don’t fly.
Gord Tulk – to “cover their fanaticism”? I don’t really think so, I think it was an excuse just to enjoy the western decadence under the cover of fitting in. Nobody would notice if they went to a strip club and got hammered otherwise.
Posted before by me, but still fun reading: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/after_5_years_in_u_s_terrorist
They are going to adopt Israeli methods of rooting out bad guys, right? Right?
If they don’t want to enter the scanner and it means they can’t fly – I’m cool with that.
“”It is a violation of clear Islamic teachings that men or women be seen naked by other men and women,”
However, it’s just fine to be seen in pieces all over the place along with the wreakage from any structure nearby.
We have a right to security. If they don’t want to comply they can elect to use alternate means of transprtation. A little inconvenience to protect your right to privacy seems reasonable.
If they don’t want to enter the scanner and it means they can’t fly – I’m cool with that.
~a different bob
Yeah, but they can still walk into a crowded airport terminal with a bomb.
It would still kill people and shut down air traffic to and from the airport.
lance, let me introduce you to the word “accommodation”.
Watch for the next tortuous actions to ensure that certain people who don’t want to go through the screeners don’t have to . . . .
Bomb sniffing potbelly pigs would achieve the same result for less money.
Perhaps they could travel from the hub at the Dearborn International Caravanserai. Camels depart on the half-hour.
Yes, I’m sure we’ll see the body scanners which were brought in to detect bomb carrying terrorists not be used on the people most likely to be carrying a bomb.
So they would rather the women get ‘felt’?
Or perhaps they are afraid we’ll find out they aren’t all women hiding in there?
The 9/11 killers went to a strip-joint the night before. They engaged in other forbidden acts as well in order to cover their fanaticism. Being banned from going through a scanner only gives any radicals another way of masking it.
Well we could put in detonation areas which would render pre-screening superfluous and still allow expression of their dreams. Just trying to be helpful. Of course that would involve a degree of co-operation I would think is lacking.
Allah Achbar. The perfect solution. Install body scanners on all public transit, trains, busses and ferries. Problem solved.
I think the Islamowhachos have more faith in our faith (political correctness)than we do.
The Tea Party movement is a not sign of violent insurection but does represent a clear indication of a hardening of attitudes by a large demographic……that could demand a mass deportation.
Bomb smelling pigs is the best answer yet!!!
I volunteer to walk them thru the airport on a leash.
HAHAHAHAHA
Easy enough solution.
Listen to your imam. Don’t fly.
Gord Tulk – to “cover their fanaticism”? I don’t really think so, I think it was an excuse just to enjoy the western decadence under the cover of fitting in. Nobody would notice if they went to a strip club and got hammered otherwise.
Posted before by me, but still fun reading:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/after_5_years_in_u_s_terrorist
They are going to adopt Israeli methods of rooting out bad guys, right? Right?
If they don’t want to enter the scanner and it means they can’t fly – I’m cool with that.
“”It is a violation of clear Islamic teachings that men or women be seen naked by other men and women,”
However, it’s just fine to be seen in pieces all over the place along with the wreakage from any structure nearby.
We have a right to security. If they don’t want to comply they can elect to use alternate means of transprtation. A little inconvenience to protect your right to privacy seems reasonable.
If they don’t want to enter the scanner and it means they can’t fly – I’m cool with that.
~a different bob
Yeah, but they can still walk into a crowded airport terminal with a bomb.
It would still kill people and shut down air traffic to and from the airport.