h/t to reader Ian for sending this along.
Honourable Mentions to:
“I will only Green Shaft you this much.” – Hans Rupprecht
“Try as he might Liberal Leader Stephane Dion can’t make the letter “L” to place firmly on forehead.” – BlueSweaterBrigade
And the winner, by popular vote –
“Teeth this long. She could be on the nickel.” – anort
Canada’s impact on AGW?
I come this close to not winning the leadership, and I am this close to being opposition leader.
I will squeeze your head
“I will only Green Shaft you this much.”
I’m practicing to be a shadow puppeteer when the LPC puppeteers, Rae and Iggy and friends pop me off.
I only learn deeees much Henglish…
If I ‘ave been a gooood boy, Janine let’s me ‘ave deees much candy…
Ahh keep tryin…to tell ma wife…dis ees six inchees…
Anybody notice this….
http://bushharper.com/
…I surprised that the CBC didn’t put this together… wait…
…oops, meant to put that in reader’s comments!
…this is how money you’ll have left after Green Shift taxes.
I plan dis far ahead.
It’s not big, but it’s very angry.
That’s not FAIR!
But if I go to da Youess Klinic dat Belinda went to …deir soorjin can make it dis long!
Dis izz howes cloose Iz willz beez to finishin hsecoond to Jock Laytoon und beez cumming dez leader hof da uppositionz.
The knife that Iggy will stick in my back at the Leadership Convention is only this big.
My understanding of Canajun poleeteecs eez zeez beeg. You teenk eet’s eezy to be poleeteeshun?
I crush your head, you filthy neo-con!!!
(ref. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Tyzik)
Its Not Fair…I was this close to crying when Jack Layton chewed me out.
How long is this in English?
No chance? I disagree, we have this much chance of retaining the official opposition title.
This is how much more fun Canada will be when the Liberal Party restores artistic and cultural funding cut by Stephen Harper and the neo-cons.
I cants even believe anybodies believed i tood out in the de bates by dis much
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“so, i am say to lizbit… ‘i don’ believe you, one word… den’ she whip it out’.”
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Meesed eet by dat much.
In a rare display of honesty, Leader Stephane Dion was observed by reporters quantifying the Canadian electorate’s faith in his Liberal Party.
I think these Dion caption thingamabobs are a great runup to the Election, in case any lefties are lurking about especially. Keep it up!
I came this close to writing Mssr. Layton a strongly worded letter.
“What was dat, strayTON my indexfinger?”
Da shaft cannnot be anyting over dis long.
Hey Jack, Hi’m lerning da guitar. What chord is dis?
Teeth this long. She could be on the nickel.
Try as he might Liberal Leader Stephane Dion can’t make the letter “L” to place firmly on forehead.
I was whitting all da while payshientelly. Den Taleeban is in da crossairs, I crush iz ed!
the depth of his intellect and wisdom.
“you tink his izzy being himpotent” Botat Dion
Stephane Dion shows reporters how close he came to following in the footsteps of his muse, fitness guru Richard Simmons.
oui, oui, eye `ear storEEs habout ow BEEG monsieur `Arper eez, but mine, she eez ZEES BEEG!
“It iz thiz big when excited, why??”
Liberal Leader Stephane Dion makes a misguided attempt to play to his female base by commenting on the average penis size he saw in the Montreal Canadians dressing room.
“Deadliest Catch”
Now, which finger did Turdeau give the west?
Shadow Puppets!
Stephane Dions amazes country by admitting Abnormally Small Penis Syndrome in another desperate attempt for sympathy votes.
In other news, the CBC announces Abnormally Small Penis Syndrome Telethon.
“C” is for Carbon Tax
With the election slipping away from him, Liberal Leader Stephane Dion decides honesty is the best policy and shows reporters just how small each Liberal’s share of Adscam really was.
Liberal Leader Stephane Dion shows how far apart Quebec and the U.S. are as he discusses his foreign policy credentials.
“With Viagara!”
“On Google Maps, my home in Paris is this distance from Cannes”.
Stephane Dion indicates to reporters why John McCallum’s numbers don’t add up.
Deep divisions revealed in Liberal Party, as Stephane Dion, with a single gesture, denigrates Justin Trudeau’s intellect, Bob Rae’s acumen and Michael Ignatieff’s loyalty.