11 Replies to “And Now, The Might Scotch Elm Responds…”

  1. What kind of mental problems do those wailing wackos have anyway?
    Didnt anyone notice all the grass getting slaughtered beneath their murderous feet and hands as the rolled around the ground wailing and gnashing their teeth over the poor trees?
    Grass have feelings too….

  2. Oh come on now; don’t you think you’re being a bit harsh with them Greens. I may have to complain to the HRC myself.

  3. That video sucked.
    Not enough smelly hippies being shown getting the beats?
    Didn’t a woman in Toronto die last year because the city wouldn’t let them cut down a tree that was dying and posing a danger?

  4. “That video sucked. Not enough smelly hippies being shown getting the beats?”
    We were pleasantly surprised by the number of requests we received for “smelly hippies getting the beats” after we did this video.
    We plan on addressing this in the sequel: “The Mighty Scotch Elm Visits The Local Coffee House.”

  5. This is the kind of stuff that makes it unnecessary for the Monty Python crew to come out of retirement. I couldn’t be more daft if they were faking it.

  6. Those wailing greenies reminded me of the night we were shown a video of babies who had been killed by a injection of saline solution. I think it’s safe to say we all wailed internally, but uttered not a sound. Maybe we should have got on our knees and wailed aloud to the Heavens at the actual pain the baby experienced.
    If a poll was taken, how many who moan when a tree is cut down support abortion I wonder.
    A relative protested all the way to the House of Commons as she battled for the right of women to choose. She then moved to a tree-hugging community in B.C.

  7. That was a horrible attempt a Scottish accent.
    It sounded like they used Mel Gibsons not very good Scottish accent in Braveheart and came up with a not very good copy of a not very good copy.
    Alba Gu Braith

  8. As was in disneys POCHAHANTS old GRANDMA OAK has said that gore was a doofus amounst them all

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