95 Replies to “You Know What This Means, Don’t You?”

  1. Poor Lukiwski…busted for gay bigotry, and now exposed as a former TV actor chowing down on McRibs while his family hungers.
    Kate, give the guy a break.

  2. All I can think of when I hear the voice speaking in the commercial is that he is really trying to say.
    Mac Riab … das not fo honkais fool.

  3. Have John West and Richard Warman ever been photographed together?
    By the way, that’s a really, really, bad interpretation of the accent, John.

  4. Pukon Gold,
    Give me your interpretation of the Ebonic accent and I will read it. And what’s this Warman reference? You are confused and possibly retarded.

  5. I love at the end, “Only at MacDonald’s”
    There’s no “a” in McDonalds.
    So much for non-regional diction eh?

  6. The chilluns used to think it was funny when I called McDonalds “Choke & Puke”, I wasn’t joking.

  7. I guess losing that tank car of ingredients yesterday didn’t affect the supplies after all. Whew.

  8. Shame on Jooonnnnyyyy Wesss, yoube une bada$$ dude bro. Where’s Michael Moore when you need him?

  9. Personally, I think Tony Roma’s ribs are over rated. I cook a far better rack on my own bar-b-que.

  10. John West,
    That was a cowboy accent, doofus.
    You want me to explain the Warman comment? Some of stuff you say is so disgusting, I’d rather believe you’re an agent provocateur rather than just an ignorant racist.

  11. You mean SDA is sponsored by McRon’s?
    Does kate get all the McRib’s she can chow down?
    Is that Brad Wall’s brother? Looks just as nerdy to me!!1

  12. You mean McRib is the official sandwich of extreme right wingers.
    Just so you all know that I’m not prejudicial against all RIGHT WINGERS, I’ll have you know that the only right wingers I love are Daniel Alfredsson, Dany Heatly, Chris Niel, and Martin Lapointe.
    GO SENATORS GO

  13. Pukon,
    What Reverend Jeremiah Wright says is racist. What I say is funny. What you say is judgmental and stupid.

  14. I can’t wait till an employee who happens to be a follower of the Religion of Peace™ refuses to serve that unclean stuff.

  15. Did you know you can order a McLobster Sandwich out on the east coast?
    I wonder what the accent would be for that TV commercial?
    “Ize da buy that ket-chez the fish and Ize da buy that sales um”

  16. Pukon,
    let me tell you a story about ribs.
    I lived in Cleveland Ohio in the late 60s. I used to take my car into a little garage that was owned by a couple of black brothers. On Thursday nights they would take the hood of 1950 dodge that they sandblasted clean. They would hang it from the engine hoist upside right over top of a small gas forge. They will pour in a gallon BBQ sauce and cook up a few slabs of ribs and the regulars would drop in and have a taste. They used come out once in a while and listen to my band play on the week-ends and sometimes I would go and hear them. We all played soul music, R&B music and some Motown stuff. You know, soul music. But on Thursday nights … best ribs in the world. Those were better times, before clowns like you started calling people racists. You don’t me and you don’t know shit.

  17. Largs, not an issue when I ordered Double Rib at Subway….most of the time the server is from a Muslim country, Pakistan in particular, a home created for Muslims BTW….they dont seem to have any trouble with it. As it should be. Of course the disparaging remarks they say about Hindus after they leave the store was more than a little disturbing. But they served me my pressed pork rib.

  18. No, John, you’re still a bigot. You may think you’re funny, but, gotta tell you, they aren’t laughing with you…

  19. Sweet story, John. I think I saw that on an episode of Happy Days. Tell me, did you ever get to hook up with Leather Tuscadero?
    Funnily enough, your comment would have only been mildly inappropriate and racist if it hadn’t been a freaking cowboy voicing the jingle.

  20. They can’t offer the McRib down heya in Luisi-Yana, it would cause a traffic jam to and from the south-side of town.
    ,

  21. Why in the world would any religion have a problem with what’s on the menu at Rotten Ronnie’s? —nothing served contains real meat.

  22. I’m reminded of a Sam Kinison routine where he says of the McRib, “Hey, let’s see if people will eat shit on bread.” I’ve never had one, but the sight of my father furiously trying to roll down the car window so he could toss a McRib out (sans one bite) cured me of any desire to try one.

  23. Stephen it will happen, maybe not here, but I can see it happening in Britain. Muslim store clerks in non Muslim stores have already refused to sell pork products (Mark’s and Spencer’s I believe) and have refused to touch unclean Cristian books in Non Muslims stores. As these items have to be touched to be scanned it is a refusal to sell them IMHO.

  24. Mmmmmm..Mcrib..grilled…er…pressed and microwaved into simulated rib form perfection!..ghaaastly stuff..
    What other names was McDonalds called besides rotti’n ronnies?

  25. Just what part of the pig do these “boneless ribs” come from? Or do they just breed boneless swine and run them through the slicers?

  26. Personally, like other coloured people, I like Popeye’s chicken. Chick Fil-A is second choice. Something’s just wrong about them ribs. There’s no ribs in them!!

  27. “…do they just breed boneless swine …”
    Yeah, the boneless pig farm is next to the Boneless Chicken Ranch. The Far Side fans will get the joke. For those who aren’t think about a “Chicken Ranch” without bones (La Grange residents need not reply).

  28. I don’t know about boneless swine, but I do know that there is a glut of spineless chickens.

  29. Lisa: No I can’t! I can’t eat any of them!
    Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you’re *never* going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Ham?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Pork chops?
    Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
    Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

  30. That looks tasty, but, why do I get a picture of a dismembered clown being dragged through the streets of Mogidishu by a bunch of screaming guys in threadbare 5 year old Rebok knock offs?

  31. Do they still have “McWraps”?
    These came out in the UK while I was living there. The problem for the McDonalds marketing types was that everyone immediately said “Mc-Craps” instead.

  32. Everyone, JJM, or just the anti-market, fascist, elitist snobs like most of the people commenting above? Personally, I’d like to thank Kate for the tip. I was wondering what to have for dinner today, and the double quarter-pounder with cheese and small fries I just finished was excellent.
    I love engineered food. Though, to be honest, I did add a couple tablespoons of Kraft Cheez Whiz to the burger, and Kraft Miracle Whip to the fries. For dessert, I’m having a small selection of Colston-Basset Stilton, Montgomery Cheddar, and Drumloch cheeses, accompanied by a glass or two of port.
    I sincerely hope that the gratuitous bile that some people seem to have to spew on every topic doesn’t keep their digestion less happy than mine, though that’s a pretty high bar to reach. Perhaps a tip from my grandmother would be of assistance: If you have nothing good to say, say nothing at all. Or in the vernacular, shut up and eat already.
    Mmm, you know, this port really compliments the onion sinuses from the burger.
    Salut!

  33. Vitruvius
    You are politically hip, comprehend all the “ists” as well as a connoisseur of fine cuisine . I am sending you my grandmother’s recipe for fried potato pancakes and jellied pork feet which are not patented.You could make millions and clog the rest of everyone’s arteries.I would go for it myself but I’m too busy watching Oprah.She is finally talking to Jesus. Ted Turner move over.

  34. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist.
    The law of political correctness says the negative sting caused by the accusation of racism is inversely proportional to the number of times it is hurled gratuitously in every direction by hypersensitive nutbars. Sad to say, but at this point in history the word is just about ready to be worn as a badge of honour.

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