P.S.: Good lord — look at what a commenter dug up. Young Abdullah isn’t just importing sharia law to Moncton — he’s importing stilettos and other assorted weapons, too, as fast as he can. This is a picture of one that he bought just two weeks ago on eBay. Here are the details. Oh, and here’s what the Criminal Code has to say about stilettos that can be opened with the click of a button — they’re illegal (scroll down to the definition of the phrase “prohibited weapon”). But I’m sure Abdullah would tell the police — if their diversity squad permitted them to raise this touchy subject — that he follows a higher authority than Canadian laws.
P.P.S. Please don’t pester Simon Wiesenthal about any of this — he’s too busy fretting over some ugly flags in Calgary.
Gotta say, you had me on the stilettos for a bit – now I can’t get the image of a hairy legged guy wearing a bed sheet and 6 inch heels out of my head…eeeeyewww…
Lesson One:
Don’t bring a Muslim to a Jew fight.
I’m glad you linked to this story. It’s had me and the staff at work laughing our collective arses off all day.
So… Abdullah, how’s that e-mail jihad of yours going?
If the guy is buying those crappy pressed-tin switchblades, he’s nothing to worry about. Poseur and Darwin Award candidate.
Paul Hogan: “That’s not a knife. Now this here, THIS is a knife!” ~:D
A muslim-of-convenience apparently. Work’s sparse down east, maybe the government is hiring and he needed a leg up on the rest. Has anyone told him it may not be so easy to give the ice cream suit back?
Scary part is, a swastika on a wall and a nasty couple of signs in Calgary (since laughed out of town) are criminal acts requiring state intervention but this guy’s message will be just fine. No critique expected.
Absolutely, Phantom. He should try this British Army service model (although admittedly it’s outside his ostensible longtime interest in “pocket knives”):
http://www.himalayan-imports.com/khuk2.html
Mine came with the “religious notch” (which honours Shiva) neatly cancelled by a Calvary cross between it and the hilt. Perhaps Abdullah could request an Islamic crescent. He’ll be the envy of all the headchoppers!
“Don’t bring a Muslim to a Jew fight”
heh heh!
That’s the funniest one I’ve heard in a while!
Kathy, will you be my Valentine?
The knives this guy is selling aren’t “stilettoes”,they’re spring-loaded “switchblades”.
And like 99% of all switchblades they are junk!
To the best of my knowledge they’re legal in Germany and some other E.U. countries,as well as NOW being legal for sale in the U.S after decades of prohibition.
In the U.S.,previous to the “decriminalisation” you could purchase a “switchblade” type knife,but ONLY if it was sold in parts form and unassembled.
Yes, today it’s illegal knives, tomorrow the bubonic plague. Choices choices…….
Sura 108.7: “And Allah did say unto The Prophet (Reeses Pieces Be Upon Him), that whosever shall be born red of hair and scottish of descent, must take upon himself an Arabic sounding name, as it is well known that Satan, being not all that smart, is easily fooled by such trickery”.
Now remember to keep your left hand out of the popcorn bowl, thanks Abdullah.
who needs an illegal switchblade, buy a 10 inch legal weapon
http://www.sikhlink.net/store/catsearch.asp?cat=Kirpans&type=kakkars&display=Kirpans
that pig sticker is for peace full uses only, as we all know, because Cassius Clay told us so, that Muslims don’t fight, it’s against the religion of peace!!!!
Oh, the irony.
🙂
Now what would a nice young religious man need knives like that for?
“Don’t bring a Muslim to a Jew fight”
Well, you gotta admit it’s a photo-finish between Kate’s and Kathy’s zingers! LOL.
When will the useful idiots of Islam realise that they shouldn’t be using their legal name to send offensive posts to someone of Ezra’s calibar. Honestly, I do like his HAT though Grandma could use one just like it for a knitting basket. What is it called and can I buy one at Home Hardware or the LC?
Comforting to know that there are only 130 in Moncton. This guy perverted to Islam locally? Looks like Dougie Hooper from CAIR. And he chose Abdulla as a name.
Short arabic lesson ….ABD is arabic for “blackman” or “slave” (all the same to Islam), ulla is “of Allah” So Abdulla is Slave of Allah. (who doesn’t want to be a slave?)
The only Abdullah I ever enjoyed seeing as a kid was Abdullah the Butcher and his manager,Eddie Criethman,a jew if I remember correctly.Those two created havoc in the arenas and I believe would have made mincemeat of this Abdullah want-to-be.The butcher was known to carry a foreign object in his wrestling garb and draw blood from his opponents….Hey..maybe young Abdullah wants to be a wrestler..just a thought!!!!
I was thinking Irish. Abdulla Clancey DeLancey. That ought to free up some Guiness in Moncton.
And Cassius Clay. Does anyone think it was a cooincedence that CC became MA because he suddenly started studying eastern religion?
He was an Islamist coup! They needed an easily coerced, famous personality to help spread the word in North America. Who better than a guy who spent his life (to the date at the time and after) getting his head punched repeatedly by other big hitters?
The only Abdullah I ever enjoyed seeing as a kid was Abdullah the Butcher …
What about the Sheik, he of the infamous camel clutch? Man he was a dirty wrassler.
There’s something so sad about Kinsella’s fixation with the irrelevant White Supremacists and their silly flags in Calgary.
They’re about as influential in Canada these days as the Loyal Orange Lodge (remember them?).
And I still think those White Pride guys had a distinctly gay whiff about them.
You,re right Mississauga Mike..The Shiek was a dirty wrassler but nothing like Abdullah the Butcher…Hey, with a name like Mississauga Mike…are you a wrassler???But back to this DeLancey dude….Any one of the above Abdullahs would gladly drill him a new one….
Abdullah DeLancey? Sounds like a crazy mixed up dude. What fight will he be needing to draw the knives for? Just another silly arsehole looking for attention it appears.
Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued. (9:29 Jizya is the money that non-Muslims must pay to their Muslim overlords in a pure Islamic state.)
Hey Missisauga Matt…remember the Cuban Assassin?
Aw yes, Stampede Wrestling! Takes me back to the good old days!
He has his own webpage: muslimforlife.com and if you click on Converts Speak you will find he doesn’t have a convert yet. And, if you click on Sponsors, you see he has no sponsors yet.
He is not connected to any particular group or mosque, he admits.
If you click on About Us you will find he is using the plural where it would seem that he is all alone in this exercise. Although he might be counting his wife and 3 kids. (Kids?)
He says: This website is my humble attempt to help spread the wonderful news about Islam to anyone who will listen and read. May Allah (SWT) guide me in this and keep me on the straight path.
His telephone is listed under Abdullah also, so I expect he’s changed his Health Card, Driver’s License etc.
McAbdullah has a busy day ahead. At the local grocer he’ll be secretly separating the cucumbers from the tomatoes, otherwise its haram. Then trying to remember which hand he’s supposed to wipe his ass with. Oh, and then there’s the prayers, cursing the sons of apes and pigs in Arabic five times a day. Busy, busy.
“What about the Sheik…”
Gawd, you guys are OLD! ~:D You probably remember Angelo Moska being in the Tiger Cats. Bwaha!
Abdullah,
Hi,
Nice hat! Will it hold a bomb?