Why Did You Shoot Rosemary?

ROSS: Yeah but Phoebs, what about the end? *
PHOEBE: What when Yeller saves the family from the wolf and everyone’s happy?
RACHEL: That’s not the end.
PHOEBE: Yu-huh. That’s when my mother would shut off the TV and say ‘The end’.
MONICA: What about the part where he has rabies?
PHOEBE: He doesn’t have rabies, he has babies. That’s what my mom said.
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don’t think your mom would want you to see what’s about to happen.
PHOEBE: What, what’s about to happen? [starts watching] I’ve never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin’ with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no,

19 Replies to “Why Did You Shoot Rosemary?”

  1. It is sad, sometimes, when governments have to be put down, but the sadness will pass, and we’ll have a cute, fluffy, brand new government that won’t snarl at it’s master.

  2. Kate,
    I know I’ve pissed away most of my brain cells already, but then I am old now so it’s not too relevant, but what has the preamble dialog with Rosemary and Phoebe got to do with the link to Laurie’s piece?

  3. Kate,
    I will take it that it is a metaphor, but if it’s from a movie called Old Yeller, I have not seen that one.
    And Spike, I have used metaphor that others didn’t get, but I had the courtesy and respect to explain.
    Your mother and whatever government school you went to failed you miserably.

  4. For me, I think the point is we need to put the Liberals out of their misery already. Oh, scratch that– we need to blow ’em away to end OUR misery.
    BTW, I think Phoebe is the cutest of the three girls. Not too bright, but, mmmmm….

  5. The same conversation has ensued between western Canada an central Canadians who have been told sanitized fairytales about western alienation/separation and Liberal party corruption.

  6. Thanks Steve, I guess Spike watches lamo juvenile TV sit-coms. Now I know where he gets his attitude.
    And Kate, you are a rascal.
    Cheers

  7. You guys are too funny! Poor old Thomas Swift was taken seriously by some people back when. And I’ll bet somebody got called and asshat then too. Have at it! (I can proudly say that I have never seen a single episode of “Friends”, but I won’t get upset over that)

  8. Okay, Kate, I give up. Who is Rosemary? I remember some of that Friends episode because my daughter never had the pleasure of seeing that old Disney flick, but rosemary?
    BTW, I enjoyed the article by Laurie Hawn. If I am not mistaken is this the former Colonel and fighter jock that took me for a CF-18 ride way back in Winnipeg (1980’s)? Only filled one bag but sure did have fun. He is a straight shooter with the proverbial pen as well then.
    So much for memory lane….sigh

  9. so the parody is . the stupid people dont get to see the Liberal government shot in the end. and the rest of us do.
    so far Im not getting it. because still most of them east of wawa think old yeller lives and has babies that can collect pogey too..

  10. Great commentary by Laurie H. Is he running against the screetcher again? If he is, he will certainly be a welcome improvement.
    BTW Duke, I often miss some of the great humour on this site because I don’t watch much T.V. and I hardly ever go to movies. The teachers in schools today are trained to give ‘questioners’ nasty, sarcastic replies like the one you got from Spike (because they don’t know the answer or because they can’t explain the answer).
    You went to a school where the students asked questions and were praised for doing so; Spike is a product of the ‘preachin teachin’ of today’s so called schools.

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