I’m going to give it a try. I have good kidneys, am in good health, so why not? I’ve signed up for the Atkins diet. Last night’s menu:
Dinner:
Two Superstore No-Name [tm] all beef hot dogs, boiled, wrapped in a slice of white bread, with canola margarine and mustard.
7 Presidents Choice [tm] Decadent Chocolate Chunk Cookies.
(Not necessarily in that order)
Snack:
Tomato sandwich. (White bread, canola margarine.)
Actually, I’ve been on a diets that resemble this, on and off, for most of my life. (I went through a regime of Gatorade and Frosted Mini Wheats once.) Indeed, I’m polishing off three more cookies this morning as I write this.
Yum.