“Organic” Is The Latin Word For “Scumbag Lawyers”

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In a press release, the DOJ said that one of the lead plaintiffs’ attorneys, Timothy Litzenburg, who helped land a $289-million hit job against Monsanto has been arrested for the attempted extortion of $200 million from another chemical company involved in the production of Roundup.
 
If the company (which the Wall Street Journal identified as Nouryon) did not cough up the money, Litzenburg would send in a “parade of horribles” (i.e., cancer patients) like he did to Monsanto, according to an affidavit. He also promised a “40 percent stock loss” and a “public relations nightmare.” But if Nouryon complied with his demand, then he would intentionally lose the case, just like the Black Sox in the 1919 World Series.
 
And, as it just so happens, Litzenburg has a buddy in Carey Gillam, a former journalist who left Reuters under troublesome circumstances (see image) and subsequently took a job with the anti-GMO activist organization U.S. Right to Know (USRTK). USRTK, a corporate front group that is primarily funded by the organic industry, routinely smears and spreads disinformation about biotech scientists.

15 Replies to ““Organic” Is The Latin Word For “Scumbag Lawyers””

  1. Lawyers are like other people–fools on the average; but it is easier for an ass to succeed in that trade than any other.
    -quoted in Sam Clemens of Hannibal, Dixon Wecter

    1. rd, our entire society is corrupt. We no longer have any idea what is or is not true. When something like CO2 that is necessary for life on earth is considered a pollutant we are truly ignorant and corrupt. I look forward to watching millions starve when all pesticides are prohibited.

  2. IMHO … Death Penalty. For every one of these legal and journalist terrorists. This fraud affects everyone on the planet.

    Why? Because it harms mankind when we no longer can rely on scientific/biological TRUTH. Telling scienci-sounding Lies propagated by some UN sponsored “study”, and then destroying products that help grow food, and seeds that increase harvests and feed the world cannot ne tolerated.

    The little boy who cried wolf, or henny penny’s screaming the climate is falling can no longer be tolerated by a sane society. We are crippling ourselves … one nullified jury at a time.

  3. “scumbag lawyer” is redundant.

    Just one of the many reasons that I avoid all products labelled “organic”. Don’t give your money to people who hate you, are anti science, and exhibit cult behavior.

  4. If you’re at all religious, you know about the day of reckoning. I have always had the opinion that when that day arrives there will be a special line for psychologists, lawyers, and politicians. I think it will only have one exit and that will go straight to hell.

    But then, I’m just a poor dumb Mick from Galway. What do I know?

    1. religion, biggest scam going, and is were it all got started, think about it, if there was enough moisture in the air to cover evey bit of land, the air pressure would have squeezed life out of 2 of every kind of animal

      1. Are you referring to the fountains of the deep being released? You should have paid more attention in Sunday school.

  5. I have been in heavy industries all my adult life and I have discovered that EVERY so-called “environmentally correct
    alternative” either uses more energy, is totally ineffective, more expensive, or all of the above. Roundup works, but
    if you use the water/salt/vinegar alternative, you might as well use fertilizer against weeds.

    I worked in a plant in Marxifornia, and the state bribed the company with subsidies to replace all of its conventional
    fluorescent light fixtures with CFL tubes. With the exception of VHO (Very High Output) fixtures, the CFLs used more
    energy than the old fixtures.

    Every industrial mechanic grew up using chemical solvent tanks to clean parts. It was called safety solvent (basically
    paint thinner.) The replacement? Hot soapy water does not cut grease, and for all the good that crap was, you might
    as well have whipped it out and pissed on the parts!

    No modern replacement for CFCs is as effective and efficient as what we grew up using.

    PCBs were used as a transformer coolant primarily because they were non-flammable, unlike the new oils.

    Nobody has ever found an effective replacement for DDT or Asbestos as an insecticide or insulation. DDT eradicated
    Malaria and increased crop yields, and the Chrysotile Asbestos used in 99.99 percent of heat insulation in North America
    was as benign as cotton candy!

    William Shakespeare said it best: “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”

  6. Updated riddle.

    What do you call a couple million lawyers in the bottom of the ocean?

    A slow start.

  7. All the Judges were whore Lawyers before they floated to the top of the shit bucket,,,, It is not a surprise to find that the Courts are corrupt…, Like all of California’s finest environmentalists…..

    1. Also, said lawyers were appointed based on how well they fundraised for the Dhimicraps and Lieberals.
      Combine that with a lack of real legal intelligence and you see where we are now.

  8. Once again we see the wisdom of the Trump Train.
    Live rent free in Gang green’s head,trigger them daily with tweets and appoint Judges,then appoint more Judges..
    Trump understands how our Progressive Comrades roll and has humiliated them daily for 3 years.
    I am good with another 5.
    And this is not Off Topic,do you think this indictment would have occurred under the benign rule of Hillary?
    Without the open opposition to Fake News from this President so much more would have been shovelled upon us.
    I wonder if Conservatives will ever figure this out?

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