Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. Of course this raises the question of whether nuts have boobs or are they HERmaphroditic?

   Alternatively, boobs could just be nuts…

   This conundrum could of course be solved by my learned friend “Deplorable Me”; who has posited the existence of ‘boob physics’; in the previous thread. Milking this allegory is of course clearly apolitical.

   Cheers
   Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
   1st Saint Nicolaas Army
   Army Group ‘True North’

2. So THAT’s how it’s done!

   You’ve made my day!

3. It’s not milk. It’s ejaculate!

   Those are indeed happy nuts.

   1. I have been known to engage in a little nut milking. Oh don’t deny it! my fellow front-sausage-holders! Admit it! You’ve milked nuts.

4. Milk, true.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ctjJ65o3Y

5. Marshmallow farms:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yflTu150QZw

6. Pizza farms:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0weSjPKi4cs

   1. three in five minutes.. Ladies must love you.

7. The annual spaghetti harvest:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU

   1. @ 9:03
      Dr. B A D
      Saw that …somewhere before.
      Heh, heh!

8. My granddaughter drinks almond milk because it doesn’t irritate her stomach. She will love this information.

9. I could still milk a cow if I had to.
   And clear core too.

10. Anybody remember Gary Larson’s Boneless Chicken Ranch?

    1. Did Gary Larson have Andrew Scheer in mind when he drew that cartoon?

       1. Bazinga!

11. Oh, so……. and a…
    1-2-3 là là là… I’m called little Buttercup, dear little Buttercup là là là

    1. Shall we refer to you as Pinafore Nancy from now on?

       1. @ 12:48 Dr. B A D
          ah ha, ha, ha! H.M.S. Pinafore…very good. Nah, musn’t mind my atonal bleating! …

          Aren’t you the one with the voice… in the choir…doing Louis Armstrong tunes? Let’s see, what was that song again?

          Heh, heh…. Make my day.

          Nancy

          1. During my senior undergrad year, I sang with one of my alma mater’s choral groups. Fortunately, there were people more talented than me who were able to drown out my unintentional attempts at hog-calling.

12. Sounds like something city-ots would believe. People who voted for Trudeau or Hillary, are just that gullible.