I, Napoleon

Runaway crazy…

“For the purpose of this guide, we’ll refer to the vagina as the ‘front hole’ instead of solely using the medical term ‘vagina,’” the document explains. “This is gender-inclusive language that’s considerate of the fact that some trans people don’t identify with the labels the medical community attaches to their genitals.”

 

57 Replies to “I, Napoleon”

  1. Holy crap. What movie was it where the comedian, Martin Short I think, called it “front bum”?

    How can parody even survive? Yeah ‘Get Over It’, Martin Short. “KEEP ICING YOUR FRONT BUM!”

  2. Somehow, I’m reminded of a line from the Star Trek episode Spock’s Brain (easily the worst one of the original series):

    “Brain and brain! What is brain?”

    Does this mean that standard medical textbooks, such as Grey’s Anatomy will now have to be rewritten to be more “inclusive”?

    By the way, the earth tremors that followed the release of that news item were likely caused by Galen and Paracelsus rolling in their graves.

  3. I thought the hole purpose of transgendering was to have a “vagina.”
    We cater to a group even less than 1/2 of 1 % of the population who, by definition, are freaks.
    This does however allow for the surgeons to sidestep the term vagina so as not to oversell their product.
    The term dry socket comes to mind.

  4. I thought the back hole was the anus, the front hole was the urethra, and the middle hole was the vagina. Did my mother (RN) and my uncle (MD) explain my anatomy incorrectly to me?

    1. Whenever any of your holes get ‘dirty’ they are referred to as cake holes. This might mean there is a presence of smegma.

  5. Well if we’re here, I’ll just throw out the punchline.

    “Front hole money hole, back hole corn hole”

  6. Used to be the “fun hole” but some groups sort of adapted the term to…. well you know.

  7. Is the term, ‘Dick-Head’ considered gender-inclusive? I wondering who’ll be the first to be called a ‘Front-Hole’, like, in bad way.

    1. That would fall under “making do with what you’ve got” I suppose. Don’t overlook the fact “anal sex” is a category covered in the sex-ed curriculum in Ontario schools so it’s all good, right? For some it’s a perversion, for others it’s whatever….

    1. Yup, now they will call it Front Hole, Saskatchewan.

      However, Toronto keeps its main name as the Sh!#hole of Canada. That truly is gender neutral.

  8. In all matters, I just love people who redefine something and then call people ignorant because they don’t use the definition. They can kiss my back hole. (or suck my front protuberance?)

  9. They used to call people who help people persist in their delusions “enablers”, and they were considered bad people by the mental-health industry. When did that change?

  10. The term “front hole” strikes me as insulting to both transgender “species”. For a man transitioning into a women there often isn’t a hole (why remind him) and for a women moving in the opposite direction she / he will not want to be reminded of a front hole as it will likely be reshaped into a “protuberance” of some form. Seems like the SJWs are running way ahead of the trans people trying to clear a PC pathway. If I were trans I would be upset at the fact that non-trans were only discussing me on the basis of my sexuality transition. Leave them alone and they’ll come home wagging their tails in front of them.

    1. “…wagging their tails in front of them.”

      Though it’s not over yet I’ll venture that’s the best of the thread. Well done, that man. (Can we still say “man”?)

  11. See, this is the new sexual spectrum. Or as we people with sense prefer call it – 50 Shades Of Gay.

  12. Yet another example of the faster, more out of control crazy spiral progressives are riding. The gap between them and sane, regular people becomes ever wider as progressives descend into woo-woo land.

    Beyond ‘front hole’ being an incredibly derogatory and childish sounding name for a female body part, I suspect the reason is for the name is deeper than its intent to provide adolescent shock value. A trans-women’s “front hole” is the only part of the female reproductive system that they can have. The vast majority of XX women have a complete, functioning reproductive system. Trans-women activists seem to be extremely bitter, angry, resentful humans and l think they degrade the names of female body parts because they can only mimic the outward features and mannerisms of women. They will never have the internal female anatomy required to have babies. How can trans-women compete with that? In progressive-land this gives XX women an unfair advantage, or is it nearned privilege? Changing the language to such crass terminology as “front hole” is a reflection of their resentment of XX women.

    1. As noted, I think it’s the trans activists who are pushing this. I suspect that trans activists have arrogantly declared that they speak for all transpeople in the same way that feminists insist that they speak for all women. Progressives, in their insanity-spiral bubble, will always support the craziest factions, ideas and language without any consideration of its ridiculousness or even scientific accuracy. Then declare everyone who disagrees an alt-right, transphobic bigot.

  13. Homosexuals should be called Lesbians or is it Lesbians should be called Homosexuals?
    It’s all so confusing, lets see now…

    You have a man trapped in a womans body who is attracted to another man in a womans body, then you have a woman trapped in a mans body attracted to another woman also trapped in a mans body…

    Something seems amiss…oh never mind.

    1. Step aside homophobia, now we’ve got “Hole”ophobia?

      Please don’t confuse that with Trypophobia as those people are just transphobic racists?

    1. When deciding on a place to park your protuberance … it is far less homophobic if your choice is between a ‘front hole’ and a ‘back hole’ as opposed to a vagina or a sh*thole. So the gays WIN too! No more Hershey Highway … just another ‘hole’

  14. One of the main points of resistance to reverting the Ontario sex ed curriculum to the 1998 version is that the updated version teaches very young kids the proper names for their anatomy, which supposedly is very useful in preventing and/or identifying abuse.

    Now these progressive maniacs want to ditch that for “front hole”.

    Will these people ever get their shit together and their story straight?

    1. That would require better control of their back hole … which I suspect has been unnaturally enlarged.

  15. An’ now der la class, hits time for hanatomy!

    Okay, la! First, ders da front ‘ole, an den right behin’ dat, ders da Justin Trudeau, la!

  16. And we are changing medical anatomy for what percentage of the population!!! This is just crazy and stupid???? I will be calling what it is vagina, urethra, asshole!

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