Move Over, Jesus!

A new religion is in town and it’s here to replace Christianity:

Anyone who has been following the Woke March Against Democracy & Freedom surely must have noticed that the behavior of the Cultist Marxists has had a religious undertone? With this in mind, may we propose the following name for this religion: Wokeinanity

Where Christianity has Jesus as the Son of God, Wokeinanity has George Floyd. Here’s a new prayer you may hear them reciting in public soon:

Our Floyd, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be Thy name.
Thy Kangdom come,
Thy will be done on earth,
as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily Fentanyl.
And forgive us our knee presses
as we forgive those who press knees against us,
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil police.
For Thine is the kangdom, the power,
and the glory, for ever, and ever.
Amen and Awomen.

You can hear a recitation of the prayer here @ 1:23:55.

33 Replies to “Move Over, Jesus!”

  1. Speaking of St Floyd, it is now more that year and a half (the whole 18 months) since he hasn’t been doing drugs.

  2. Evidently, the prophet Isaiah had George Floyd in mind with this passage:

    “He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised and we esteemed him not.” (Isaiah 53:3)

    (sarcasm = off)

  3. So Russia has 200.000 troops on the Ukrainian border. What do I care. Defend Ukraine? For what? So Ukraine can go woke and paint George Floyd on the side of buildings like in Afghanistan. Russia isn’t perfect, but if a dude were to put on a dress and go into a women’s washroom it wont fly.

  4. For the past several months, John Batchelor has had discussions about this sort of thing on a weekly basis with Michael Vlahos of Johns Hopkins University. Vlahos coined the term “Church of Woke” to describe the movement. That painting would be in keeping with the new religion.

  5. And here I thought he was just a loser prop for BLM. Who knew he was a savior and messiah. It kind of reminds me of the mentality behind those who wear Che Guevara T-shirts.

  6. “It should be noted that many people who are involved in the woke culture are well-intentioned. Most of them were indoctrinated into the woke ideology by their Marxist professors and are not realizing, that they are unwitting participants in a grand social experiment.” From web.

    Or, they want to get an A+ rather than an F in Social Studies.

    1. Or, they want to get an A+ rather than an F in Social Studies.

      That’s what I did in my Grade 11 English class 50 years ago. My teacher was a hard-core radical Marxist and he was determined to convert as many of my classmates as possible. One’s grade depended on how well one parroted back what he was spewing.

      I learned to play the game, told him what he wanted to hear, got a decent result for that course, and promptly erased all that crapola once it was over. However, I do’t think he believed he made a disciple of me.

      1. It also helped paying close attention to these types. Those who slept through the class have no clue about the obvious signs aground them. I always credit my commie teacher for making me into the staunch right-wing conservative I am today.

  7. “The thing to do is to get a man at first to value social justice as a thing which the Enemy [God] demands, and then work him on to the stage at which he values Christianity because it may produce social justice.” – Screwtape

  8. Our churches didn’t wait for George Floyd‘s „martyrdom“ to self-destruct . They are just as infested with depravity, corruption, Globalism and Marxism as all the other institutions in the West. The fucking Pope himself is a devout Communist.

    1. My disillusionment with the church as an institution began with “social gospel” and “liberation theology” sermons more than 40 years ago.

      During the early 1980s, in the aftermath of PET’s NEP, I was out of work. I thought that my being unemployed would garner some sympathy from church-goers. Nope. It seemed that turning South Africa over to the ANC was far more important to them than my economic survival.

      I don’t think it’s changed much since then.

      As for the Bishop of Rome being a communist, I know of one Lutheran bishop in Canada who’s not a whole lot different.

  9. One would think that God would get rid of this insanity. I guess giving us over to evil must be part of His plan for His creation. Can someone show me where He is stopping man’s inhumanity to man, the whu who flu or anything else for that matter. I would have thought that stopping the use of experimental drugs on children would be a top priority, Jesus said something about harming children, too bad we are not following His thoughts on the matter.

    1. vowg we are on the cusp of one of the greatest moves of God of all time.
      You are going to be pinching yourself and weeping tears of joy.
      Incoming.
      Mark my words.

      1. Well, at my age I don’t have a hell of a lot of time to be anyone’s prisoner while waiting for it.

        1. No one ever seems to remember Lot.

          Or Joseph.

          Or Peter and Paul.

          Suffering in this world is inevitable, because of other human beings. Our culture is so obsessed with avoiding suffering, we’ve allowed evil to amass power in the name of security. Now we are seeing the fruit.

          Solace and final peace can be found in God. It’s nice that even though we are flawed and screw everything up, God still offers us a way to make amends.

    1. You’re joking, right? The entire frikkin government of Oz gets on their knees reciting that prayer each morning followed by the question “now how can I bust some heads today? I know, Covid gulags!”

  10. It may be St Floyd, but the real deity is Obama. Remember how he used to portray himself as some kind of messianic leader, complete with movable temple? He hasn’t gotten any less vain since then.

    St Floyd was a martyr for the new religion of Obama-Hope, like St Trayvon before him, and now its outward sign is the mask. The demons of this religion are you and me, white folk. But demons can save themselves by declaring themselves to be woke, and in a state of perpetual apology. The Satan of this new religion is Donald J Trump.

    Obama-Hope requires that we pay ten per cent of our income to energy corporations so that they can afford to buy wind power. Obama and his high priests Gore and Suzuki cleansed the temple of fossil fuels, while the Archbishop Soros diligently cleanses the priesthood of anyone who questions the creed of political correctness.

    Blessed are the woke, for they shall inherit the virtue that is signalled.

    St Justin performed the miracle of the whine, turning wine into water. St Brandon de la Ware was celebrated for his great age and wisdom. St Hillary of Chappaqua was a virtuous woman who loved to make bad people disappear. St Jeffrey operated a religious retreat on a secluded island but took the blame for some things that happened there; he died for his sins.

    Friar Erin is a novice who hopes to become a bishop one day. First he must do the menial tasks appointed to him but he does so without complaint.

    While Donald Trump is the main opponent, on a more local scale Max the Unrepentant does evil deeds such as questioning The Mandate. His followers question both The Mandate and The Jab, which is more or less like rejecting trans-substantiation.

    The followers of Obama-Hope live in an exalted state, incapable of error, and protected from just about every form of illness except the New Variant, which exists only because of the fallen state of mankind, notably the unvaccinated, who cannot be saved and must save themselves. If the vaccinated could only flee to a world without the unvaccinated, their lives would become perfect, but this will only happen in the future, when The Great Chairman comes, and unites forces with the true believers. The Great Chairman will bring an end to every form of dissent, as he has done in his own realm already. That is a realm of great peace and harmony. Or so we are asked to believe.

  11. Think there is an error in the prayer to George.
    It’s not “as it is in heaven”.
    Should “as it is not done in heaven”.

  12. The only thing Lenin got right was his statement about religion being “the opiate of the masses”. If people focus on stupid things, like gods and afterlives, instead of what is happening here and now, it makes it easier for the societal termites to ruin things. There is no god, and when we’re dead we’re dead, like any cockroach or cocker spaniel. The invention of “god” to explain things is quite literally the most arrogant thing humans have ever done.

  13. And now for something completely different; oh the horror /sarc TRADITIONAL music:

    Staad, staad….Alt-Bayerisches Adventslied (Old Bavarian Christmas Song)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyec_UDaQmQ

    Cheers

    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  14. And now for something completely different; oh the horror /sarc TRADITIONAL music:

    Staad, staad….Alt-Bayerisches Adventslied (Old Bavarian Christmas Song)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyec_UDaQmQ

    Cheers

    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  15. And now for something completely different; oh the horror /sarc TRADITIONAL music:

    Staad, staad….Alt-Bayerisches Adventslied (Old Bavarian Christmas Song)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyec_UDaQmQ

    Cheers

    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  16. Okay…server stuck in loop…in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit! 🙂

    Cheers

    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  17. Even the Salvation Army has gone woke. They are promoting Critical Race Theory
    I’ve just read that the Sally Ann are promoting CRT, Critical Race Theory. They have seen the last of dollars from me. Along with coins this Christmas, Salvation Army wants white donors to offer a “sincere apology” for their racism
    https://centralnovanews.com/…/613274980-along-with….
    Along with coins this Christmas, Salvation Army wants white donors to offer a “sincere apology” for their racism
    CENTRALNOVANEWS.COM

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