In the nightmare, I’m held at gunpoint and for 24 hours am forced to read aloud works of “queer theory.” I begin with W. Benjamin Myers’ thoughts on the “uninterrogated Whiteness” of routine dental hygiene and its role in maintaining “arrogant and ignorant straight and White identities.”

How about this headline:
You’ll wonder where the yellow went
as you achieve uninterrogated whiteness
I’ll bet his teeth can’t do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAYSst9P9wU
Nailed it; everything is problematic. Actualy, scratch that. Everything and EVERYONE is problematic.
I saw a suggestion on gab that 4chan should start on yoga poses (pic of Trudeau). Since Alyssa Milano is insufferable, maybe we should work on turning the mobs on her.
Alyssa Milano has all those problematic supporters after all…
My mother always said “Take care of your teeth, take care of your feet and they will take care of you when you are old”. I am now 67 and she was so right!