The Politics of Mouthwash

In the nightmare, I’m held at gunpoint and for 24 hours am forced to read aloud works of “queer theory.” I begin with W. Benjamin Myers’ thoughts on the “uninterrogated Whiteness” of routine dental hygiene and its role in maintaining “arrogant and ignorant straight and White identities.”

Because everything is problematic.

4 Replies to “The Politics of Mouthwash”

  1. How about this headline:

    You’ll wonder where the yellow went

    as you achieve uninterrogated whiteness

  2. Nailed it; everything is problematic. Actualy, scratch that. Everything and EVERYONE is problematic.

    I saw a suggestion on gab that 4chan should start on yoga poses (pic of Trudeau). Since Alyssa Milano is insufferable, maybe we should work on turning the mobs on her.

    Alyssa Milano has all those problematic supporters after all…

  3. My mother always said “Take care of your teeth, take care of your feet and they will take care of you when you are old”. I am now 67 and she was so right!

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