I, Napoleon

26 Replies to “I, Napoleon”

1. Wish I thought of this

2. Is this a parody on the gender nonsense or have they gone full bat shit crazy?

   1. I’d say this guy is really yanking their collective chain(s).

   2. The latter.

3. Well, there was that fruitcake who, a few years ago, identified as a 6-year-old girl even though xim/xer/xit looked like a middle-aged man.

   When can I identify as a Vulcan?

   1. It’s a tough choice between a greybearded silverback or a Vulcan. The latter live in Southern Alberta! Ha, ha!

      https://www.gettyimages.ca/detail/photo/bronze-sculpture-vulcan-sitting-on-anvil-by-high-res-stock-photography/979315422

4. The guy is playing by the new rules. I like him. Make them live up to their own rules, Alinsky rule 5, and all that.

   Women are just so gullible, why does he need to even have a legal age? just tell them he is 34. Or 29 like my cousin Allan. Who was 29 all the decades I knew him till he passed.

5. If you don’t think women are gullible, then explain to me how men convinced them that killing their own children was empowering?

6. Some things to think about.

   There is a lot of places where Kids eat free. Identify younger.

   Looking for an early pension? Identify older.

   Want to make your current partner a sex offender? Tell the police you identify as a 15 year old.

7. He’s got a point and he wants to stick it in women.

8. Hey we have a Prime Minister who’s 13 so what’s the problem?

   1. 13 you say!? I thought he was only 12.I stand corrected.

9. I’m in my mid seventies and much like men can’t be women and vice versa, I guarantee I can’t go back twenty years. Wouldn’t mind if I could but it ain’t happening.

   1. Exactly. Ditto here, but like John Chittick asks, parody or bat shit crazy? I voted bat shit crazy, but there is an element of parody in that people are ridiculing the Marxist restructuring of our society into a joke.

      Mind you, we have a joke of a pm so the various elements of male/female, age, physical features and sexual makeup might as well be a joke also.

10. It was Ben Shapiro who came up with this during a discussion on transgenderism a couple of years ago. Personally I’d be applying to change my age to 65 so I can start collecting OAC and CPP and get seniors discounts everywhere. Plus have the pleasure of people commenting how young I look for my age! I might even eventually get into the Guiness Book of World Records as the world’s oldest person!

    1. If a “former” man can annihilate women in a sport like wrestling, and take the gold medal with a straight face, why not?

       Oh the hilarity that is going to ensue … And by the way, given that gender is no determinant of marriage, what is the argument against poly marriages again?

11. Birth certificates contain both god given and man given data. God gave you your age and sex. Mankind or your parents gave you your name. We badly need a law that flat out prohibits judges, or anybody, from changing god given information. Drive a stake through the heart of this insanity.

    1. That’s right! Thumbs up!

    2. Disregarding the religious part, this is what’s always stuck in my craw. I hate that people think that a birth certificate is a ‘living document’. It is not. It is a legal paper that states when, where, and by whom you were born. It is your ‘initial conditions’, which are literally impossible to change. That any judge or law says that this is possible should be grounds for immediate dismissal and disbarment, and any law null and void. Retroactive continuity is something that happens in comic books, not real life. You cannot legislate change in inherent physical properties. Full stop. Insanity, indeed.

    3. Don’t hold your breath. The insanity needs to run its course and hopefully western liberal society survives the onslaught.

12. He may feel like a 45-year-old, but those wrinkles and grey hair aren’t fooling anybody. He says his age prevents him from buying a new house and a new car, but doesn’t explain why. As for not getting response from women on dating sites, I suspect that he is looking for young women, so yeah, a thirty-year-old is not going to be interested in someone her dad’s age. I’m sure he’d have more luck if he went after ladies in his age group.

    1. Montréalaise, calmez-vous, c’est une blague.

13. I just had a small BCC removed from my back, and told my 77yo (Jewish) dermatologist that … “63 is the new 43”. He looked at me quizzically and said “No … 63 is the new … 63!”. Ha ha ha ha. That was right after he blamed “my people” for my small skin cancer. My “white” people from the northern latitudes. He also warned me to wear the “Urban sombrero” when out of doors. I said, no dice … that would be “cultural appropriation”. He said “fine then, move back to Sweden”

14. Okay, I’d like to be 25 again with the knowledge and experience I have now. Time to demand that doctors reverse my aged person to match my desires, it’s a human right after all…

15. well I didnt think of this but is sure as shyt gave me ideas.

    I *really* hope this is a tongue-in-cheek thing, but if not, welcome to the 21st century !!!

    but seriously, some days I feel like I can lift the back end of a Buick, other days it feels like it feel on me. my retired GP told me flat out I am in better shape than (key word) most men my age.
    goddamn right I am. that because Im too cheap to maintain a motor vehicle and old rent when req’d to drive somewhere. thus the 10 speed all over town weather permitting.

    too soon old, too late smart. sigh . . . . .

16. Is Elba assuming the Fleming character cultural appropriation? Sean Connery, he is not even close. Roger Moore either. The rest…meh.