This Is CNN

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1. ….CNN should have a cooking show instead!

2. It’s the better hairdoo’s…. trust me on this.

   1. I think Ancient Aliens needs to write an episode on creepy looking Democrats. I’d watch it.

      1. I’m pretty sure Democrats are ACTUALLY aliens walking among us … here sowing seeds of destruction by preaching good is bad and bad is good. Either to take-over the planet … or just as an experiment … like all those people who report alien abductions and anal probes.

         Yep, Democrats are alien anal probers.

3. They need to add a transgender to the freak team….Guests from a Clown troupe of circus freaks… If they don’t have a new bone the Producers are left with the same old cast ….. CNN sucks because they are boring….They will be spun off from AT&T & purchased by George Soros……Communist News Network…The Ann Frank’s team

   JMHO

   1. That would be … Awesome! (in my Chris Farly voice).

4. Anderson Cooper – is he the one who was caught in a hurricane 10 years ago? What has he been up to since then?

   1. He’s been hanging out in his Brazilian Villa … anal probing young, poor, Brazilian boys (see above).

5. Don’t flame me for saying this, but I watch “Ancient Aliens”. Not that I believe a word of it, but it’s harmless fun and an escape from world and economic events. It does take views travelling to different international sites, and back into time.

   While it is true Ancient Aliens is textbook bad thinking, CNN News and other big corporate media sites are corrupt, engaging in bad thinking to curry favour with Democratic party and Liberal party power-brokers.

6. Fake history is way more fun than fake news.

7. No sane person in North America watches CNN.

   The problem is that the entire rest of the English-speaking world DOES watch CNN, mistakenly thinking it’s giving them an accurate take on American news events, politics, economics, and of course Trump. Whenever traveling overseas in non-English speaking countries your only choices for English language news are BBC and CNN, both of which are hopelessly biased to the left and crippled by their TDS/Trump Derangement Syndrome. WE in North America know this but THEY don’t know this in the EU, East Asia, South Asia, Latin America, Australia, etc. And we can safely assume that foreign ‘journalists’ routinely watch CNN to get their ‘inside info’ (aka, fake news) about Trump’s America and then they spin it to their local foreign audiences.

   So, the far greater danger of CNN’s toxic reporting (aka, fake news) is OVERSEAS, no longer here in North America.

8. CNN was good 30 years ago. At some point they decided to manufacture the news instead of report it. Apparently the average age of its audience is somewhat over 90 as no-one has ever changed the channel in the nursing homes. CNN isn’t dead because it rests on past reputation and champagne socialists support it but likely don’t watch it.

   1. Scar: Just like CBC in Canada reporting on the NEWS they think you should hear and see!! They have become CNN of the north… …FAKE NEWS!! VOTE OUT THE LIE-BRALS IN 2019!! VOTE OUT THE LIE-BRALS IN 2019!!

9. Why do all the airport concourses have cnn on the tvs? After the anal probing from tsa, is that their way of soothing our feelings?
   If someone could get a pair of wire cutters past the groping gestapo, they should really cut the cable. And the power cord.

10. It’s a rational choice. Since with either one you’ll get one minute of factoid followed by fifty-nine minutes of speculation and innuendo, I agree with David Murrell; go for the one with the scenery.

11. That’s hilarious!! Ancient Aliens outperform Hillary’s propaganda machine!!

    That doesn’t say a lot for CNN!

    I recall watching CNN on the first few days that the US invaded Kuwait! Super great TV journalism!! WTF happened???

12. CNN pays to put those TVs in airports (tuned to their channel) just like Coke pays to get their vending machines into high schools and colleges. Imagine how lousy CNN’s ratings would be WITHOUT those airport TVs!

    CNN does it because the senior execs of major advertisers travel a lot on business, see those airport TVs on CNN, and they (subconsciously) assume that “everybody else” also sees CNN, so they think they need to put commercials on CNN.

13. Yeah, I watch it while The Minister of Finance is asleep, and I’m fighting insomnia. He gets nervous waking up to Forensic Files or Wives with Knives too frequently.