57 Replies to “WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE”

    1. no, he is not kidding. this is Canada, the home of the terminally stupid.

    1. What about a white woman conservative day as well?? This one is not for the likes of us.

    2. 666, I am sure you have heard the expression, “when hell freezes over”.

      1. You don’t seem to understand the ‘666’ part of his name. If it ever froze over he’d know.

  6. Can we just pretend that we don’t know Toronto. They are not part of Canada and whatever cartoon character they have elected for mayor. He is really just a neighbor of Homer on The Simpsons.

    (I imagine Justin T. is ticked off, he didn’t think of this first. He’d have to declare it a national holiday to be a more feminist than a Tory…)

    1. don’t forget, this tory a$$hole was head of the provincial PC party, and was able to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory!!!!

  7. Watch for tomorrow’s proclamation : ‘bullshit, blah blah blah bullshit, we flush after a No. 2!”
    What’s wrong with these people!!??

  8. Let the bells ring out and the banners fly! Now I have another day to celebrate with a drink, not that I need a reason.

  13. Another confirmation that politicians are complete idiots.
    Full honor to the exceptions.

  15. If anyone had an idea that this country is not doomed to extinction then this should change their minds. Are these morons all on cheap drugs or are they just mentally deranged? Justine has done his best to make Canada the laughing stock of the world while bopping around India dressed up like a Kupie doll on an acid trip. We got rid of Stephen Harper for clowns like Turdeau and John Tory, we are well and truly screwed!

  17. That means pimple on your ass day must be just around the corner. Hangnail day is another obvious choice. Will there be parades and public announcements , I wonder ?

  19. “What a time to be alive”

    At the rate we are going, it will soon be time to insert the word ‘horrible’ after the ‘a’ in the above phrase. Then it would be paraphrased from the movie Dr. Zhivago.

    The mayor is a disgrace to his name.

  20. And if the Ontario NDP wins the next election, will it become a provincial holiday?

  23. I coulda swore I saw Tory celebrating Bike to Work Day, compleat with T-shirt. Now I find out it was Menstrual Hygiene Day.
    (I didn’t participate in either and have reported to the re-education camp accordingly.)

  24. This is why local governments should pass resolutions affirming that no proclamations will be forthcoming for any reason. I’ll bet there was a high risk of legal action against the city had they chose not to proclaim this or the next idiotic event.

  25. And no doubt Tory is pissed that he can’t get tampons in the vending machine in public toilets. Or that he has to pay more for them because he self-identifies as a man.

  27. Trudopia is truly a mental case, as intended… I look forward to diarrhea@lobotomy Day.

  31. Does this mean that the rest of the year are Menstrually Unhygienic days?
    Ewwww…

  32. 1. This is a divisive holiday
    2. To make it truly meaningful they need to design a Menstrual Hygiene flag to fly it over the City Hall.

  38. I hope they don’t make participation mandatory … I received my red wings long ago, when young and incessantly horny …

  39. “break the silence”

    Many years ago Mom told me how to properly dispose the used items and to wash myself regularly. Later, I passed the same info on to my daughter.

    What the hell else needs to be talked about?

  41. Theatre of the absurd.

    The wimmins movement must be proud.

    My gal wouldn’t be caught dead in pink. She’s convinced women have been corrupted by the ‘pink’ movement and that every possible cause has to be a shade of pink. Your a traitor if you don’t support the cause. It’s led to crap like this.

  43. I didn’t think that there could be a worse mayor than Gregor Robertson of Vancouver. I was wrong Tory really takes the cake.

  44. National Wash Your Cooter Day! We need another stat holiday anyway!

    “What a time to be alive.” Indeed!

    Maybe I AM a robot.

  48. Shoppers Drug Mart Canada apparently sponsors an event called Tampon Tuesday, “a unique way to gather with women in your community to network, socialize and go with the flow.” (ugh).

    This made me laugh, though…from the FAQ section:

    “Where do the donated menstrual products go?”

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