First, the honourable mentions.
“Are We There Yet?” – indiana homez
“The heir transparent” – neo
And the runaway winner….

Congratulations to Guffman who won it right out of the starting gate. Email me and we’ll talk about your book.
— Original May 7th post continues below. —
Yes we might.
Not Ready, but Getting Ready – New Liberal Ad Says Trudeau Is 'Getting Ready To Lead' (VIDEO) http://t.co/tXnfaGZZvN pic.twitter.com/Df0UKbq9km
— Kevin Sinclair (@unclemeat80) May 7, 2014
With this as your inspiration, enter YOUR Justin Trudeau slogan in the comments for the chance at a free book from the SDA Free Book Library. Contest closes midnight, Thursday.
Keep them short, pithy, and clean please.

Almost ready, has to pee.
Like Father Like Son
Trudeau will geaux!
Getting heady, can’t see.
Justin: The coif that walks like a man.
Justin Trudeau: Getting Ready to Lead, Even Though He has No Discernible Skills, Experience or Usefulness
Getting ready Gomery IIi
Getting Joe Morselli free
Lets Jean Brault free
Duoh !
Setting Jean Brault free
Getting Ready Gomery III
The Nut Doesn’t Fall Too Far From the Tree
Eager to reach new highs
He’s Justin over his head
Just-income trust 1%’er
Justin True doper
Justin thralled with China
Justin comprehensible self balancing budget
Justin Trudeau: Getting Ready to Lead Comes Shortly Before Getting Ready to Leave
I really want this gig
Just gotta pull my head out of my a$$, first …
What a vacuous statement. I’m getting ready to lead…..just not yet….
Reminds me of one of jr’s old man’s slogans, ‘the land is strong’ – what’s that supposed to mean? he had something to do with it?
Getting ready to lead, come fly with me, get high with me.
Getting Ready to repay LIEberal sponsorships thefts.
Getting Ready to repay Elections Canada LIEBeral leadership debts.
Getting Ready to throw under the the bus any who stand in my way.
Getting Ready to implement Chinese style dictatorship.
Cheers
Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”
Getting hepped up on Goofballs
hash – tag – I’m it!
mom was hot dad was cold. Hold me.
I won’t live in Harper’s America.
Kiss my Libs
It’s not a unicorn, it’s my dream.
An excellent PM while the kids are awake.
The economy fixes itself. Come watch with me!
Mostly better than Ben Mulroney.
Trudeau is getting ready…..to lead the LIV’s…….to rule the ether*.
*Ether – an all-pervading, infinitely elastic, massless medium.
Getting red eh.
getting ready to lead the lemmings to the cliff.
Hit post too soon.
Let me try that again.
Getting red eh.
And if you don’t like that slogan we have others that are just as empty and meaningless because liberals just don’t do that principled policy thing.
Getting ready to lead, cuz those bags of cash won’t find their own way home.
Seriously?
*
“the heir transparent”
*
“Getting my hair ready. Takes me three hours.”
Loose change we can believe in
Justin:so, lead already.
Justin, ready to lead?
Getting ready to use my mother’s brains and my dad’s looks…
“… get it on gang a bong, get it on…”
Ready to belled…you dry.
Leads like a pompous prima donna,
Poses like a teenager in heat.
Already Defeated His Dad’s Mistress
“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the way coolest leader of them all? Of course I am.”
Poisoned apple for the taxpayer.
Getting ready to lead
As soon as his ego is out of rehab.
You’re All Clueless Followers
The Fluteless Pied Piper
All dressed up and locked in his car.
The Cheques In The Mail
Trustfund Dependent Ready
I’m pretty, I’m rich and I’m smart. Okay two out of three ain’t bad.
Leadership is his heritage, His mother’s son.
More ready than the chick his Dad banged.
All ready to substitute teach drama.
“Let them eat “Not Ready”
Getting ready to lead… until then, pass the bong!
Where are my keys?
The world’s a stage, elect a drama teacher!
Getting ready to lead
Just as soon as I can figure out
where everyone is going
“Don’t send a boy to do a man’s job”
I’ll lead ’til you bleed ’cause I’m best of breed.
Frontman for the liberal party ,don’t I look like Mick?
Getting Ready To Give All Of Me To You Canada!
Getting ready To Be Fabulous!!!
Getting Ready To Lead My Fellow Comrades…I Meant Canadians.
Getting Ready To Lead.
Because I’ve Never Felt This Way Before.
Getting Ready For The Time Of My Life.