Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. Finally, the shackles are loosed…
   empowered.

2. so empowered.

3. Agghhhh…NO Real men wear ARMY BOOTS…!
   And with heels like that you’ll need orthotic inserts as a corrective measure for at least 5 calendar years.
   Cheers
   Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
   1st Saint Nicolaas Army
   Army Group “True North”

4. 3 months to Stampede…
   ye-ha.

5. women demand equal pay
   men demand sore feet , empowering sorry just…..can`t find the words

6. Mens size 11:
   http://www.ebay.ca/itm/PLEASER-MENS-SIZE-HIGH-HEEL-STILLETO-IN-PATENT-BLACK-LEATHER-/151269298622?pt=US_Women_s_Shoes&hash=item23385a51be&_uhb=1
   Hope the gladiator style is out for Stampede.

7. Do they make those in work boots..?…

8. Give ’em an inch….

9. “I literally [sic] look at girls and think, you have so many options. You have jumpers, you have skirts, you have dresses, you have pants, you have shorts. Boys have pants and shorts. Or suits and a shirt.”
   Oh, and BTW, men wear trousers, not pants.

10. Gives new meaning to the term girly men.

11. “I’ll take ‘Boys Will Be Girls’ for 400, Alex”.

12. Who will be the first Party Leader to embrace this?
    I’m guessin’ it won’t be Harper or Mulcair;
    Of course, the Liberal party always needs new platforms….

13. Not to worry, Kate.
    This trend probably won’t hit the Prairies for at least,
    another 30-40 years;
    Just like you’re just gettin’ outta disco now,
    you’ll survive this as well….
    Cheers !

14. SOB that invented High Heel Shoes and Mans neckties should have been lynched….

15. No wonder Putin looks west and doesn’t see a threat.

16. Wear these in the jungles.
    Sneak up on the enemy, kill snakes,
    mold and water resistant…
    http://www.amazon.com/Leg-Avenue-Womens-Sergeant-Adult/dp/B004XJFUX6/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1397013525&sr=8-8&keywords=camouflage+high+heels

17. “SOB that invented High Heel Shoes and Mans neckties should have been lynched….”
    Why? High Heel Shoes accentuate a Woman’s style….
    Neckties, allow a Man to do the James Bond thing,
    and eliminate his opponent on the edge of a roof,
    with a simple flick of the wrist.

18. “Wear these in the jungles.
    Sneak up on the enemy, kill snakes,
    mold and water resistant…”
    http://www.amazon.com/Leg-Avenue-Womens-Sergeant-Adult/dp/B004XJFUX6/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1397013525&sr=8-8&keywords=camouflage+high+heels
    I really Love, Conservative Chicks !

19. I remember the year that platform shoes for men were big. It must have been about 1971 or 12972.
    I had a pair of them, and a fake zebra fur vest. I was styling and profiling in the 5th grade!
    Mine were not quite this cool though:
    http://www.1stdibs.com/fashion/accessories/shoes/mens-1970s-original-glam-rock-band-snakeskin-platform-shoes/id-v_108527/

20. Alpha betas?

21. Speak of the devil….
    http://bit.ly/1szSYQG

22. Note that the Daily Mail story the article is linked to is three years old. I don’t think this twinkie “trend” is going anywhere beyond a few urban gay districts.

23. Personally I think its very obliging of these boys to self-identify in this way. Now I know exactly who the freakazoids are and can plan accordingly. Sometimes it can be hard to tell your freakazoid from your standard issue dumb kid.

24. Now I know where fairy dust comes from.

25. Here’s the problem; you get into a bar fight wearing those things and you’re screwed. No way you can fight in high heels.
    And you just might get into a lot of bar fights.

26. “And you just might get into a lot of bar fights.”
    One would hope. Enough times getting their asses kicked might help them get a clue. And if they are taken out of the gene/ voting pool, all the better for society.

27. You say that high heels accent a women’s style, try that after wearing them for 20+ hours with no chance to take them off. You’re pretty close to wanting to kill someone by that point.