Honey, I Finished The Internet

15 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Australians! couldn’t ask for better neighbours.

2. David Thorne is hilarious.
   His website is
   http://www.27bslash6.com/
   Be warned! I spent 4 hours there the first time I had a look. I never laughed so hard in my life.
   My favorite is “Missing Missy”.

3. I find myself getting lost in the negative space every time I visit David’s website.

4. A pellet gun could solve DT’s problem with obnoxious spotlights. Nearly silent and extremely inexpensive.

5. bloody foreigners

6. Loved thue 7 legged spider . Too funny.

7. heh I’d go have a beer with that Australian and I don’t even drink.
   Even if he did disable my light shining in his window.

8. Just point you light where your property line ends.. Pointing it straight out at a neighbors house is asking for trouble..
   The fact that this guy wouldnt adjust the angle of his wildlife light to a more neighborly 45 degree angle is proof that good fences make good neighbors.. What a dick..

9. If David really wanted to stir the pot, I would suggest that he contact the EPA and press charges of “light pollution”.
   They do that sort of thing, being so environmentally conscious and fair-minded and all!!! Aren’t they???

10. This is a problem more than few of us have faced. Not having smart assed Aussies across the street … but having sanctimonious and paranoid moron neighbours.
    Mine was about 25 years ago. It was a farm yard halogen flood light across the back yard fences and two yards over. I tried to talk across the fences to the guy a few times but he would always run into the house as soon as I tried to get his attention. So, I reverted to the BB gun solution. It took him 8 months to replace the light and he pointed it again so that it covered three back yards wide and two deep. Plink!
    Eventually the neighbour beside him built a shed that block the light.

11. For some reason I found myself on Team Justin. And I don’t even like flood lights. I just kept picturing the other guy as the Obamacare Pajama Boy.

12. Two @$$holes met. Absent further information I despise both of them.

13. Best one is the Burton Snowboard offer ad, devised to “reward” bad customer service. Don’t drink while reading!
    http://www.27bslash6.com/f4s.html

14. Take a look at the dinosaur in “I love optical illusions, but…”
    http://distractify.com/fun/amazing-t-rex-optical-illusion/

15. The site name is from a line in “Brazil”:”we don’t take a dump around here without filling out a 27b/6″