Things You’ll Never See On The CBC

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Maybe they think it will turn on the kind of people who aren’t allowed to look at mannequins in store windows because it will incite rape.

This CBC?

CBC is pixelating this instance of reproductive behaviour in the insect world because… it is heterosexual.

CBC = Cicada’s Be Censored
CBC = Cockroach Blur Channel
CBC = Commie Bug Censors

Doesn’t CBC have soft core porn programming on their french language website?

It ain’t “soft” porn. And just how do the slugs at the Commie Broadcasting Company reproduce?

I think I saw Rob Ford smoking crack in the background.
Pretty sure.

If the cicadas were gay or French, they’d have their own sit-com.

they wouldn’t have had to pixelate if it was for grade one through grade six students!!!

THe CBC and the National Film Board in Canada have since their inception in Canada been funded by the force of Government decree with tax dollars.
Sadly both entities have always been infiltrated with LEFTIES, AND COMMUNISTS ARTISTICALLY, idelogically and continue to this day!
The sooner that funding for both entitities is frozen or totally discontinued, the sooner hard pressed Canadian taxpayers will be freed from a State applied rape of taxpayers.
Are you listening Minister Moore, PM Harper?

Looks like they’re doing it backwards, so most likely one of them is Quebecois NDP separatiste.
Maybe this is one of those post-post-post modern art things, where they’re trying to be ironic or something. I mean, why show bugs doing it if you’re going to pixelate the “it” part? Its probably so hipster clever there’s 47 layers of ironic in it.
Or, equally possible, they’re idiots. Just a big ol’ bonfire of teh burning stupid.

That’s too funny… I remember watching “Black Emanuel” on CBC. It was one of their late-night weekend movies…

CBC isn’t that prudish. The conservative morons who sometimes watch and have hissyfits over seeing animals mating are. This is stupid, I agree, but it’s only happening because of people like yourselves. You can’t have it both ways. You can run around screaming about the perversions of CBC on one hand, and then laugh and point fingers when they try to accomodate your values on the other.

@ 2:23 p.m. Normally I think an individual’s name, even a given name, should be offside, but you did wait a long time on your taxpayer CBC computer to slip into this place of “not up to the standards of the CBC” for your silly remarks. Cheers;

John, you’re hilarious. Small “c” conservatives have hissyfits over animals mating?
Do you know how many small “c’s” own farm animals? Or were raised on farms?
Only a city dweller has a need to watch animals mating. With the rest of us it’s “been there, seen that”.
During the depression when everyone had a dog and no one could afford to have it spayed, we school children witnessed animal sexual encounters a few times every day. Could be on the lawn across from the school and 400 of us had to walk by. Never saw anyone take a photo or stand around and gawk.

john, you poor misguided soul. Conservatives seldom watch CBC at all (something do do with the gag reflex) and CBC has NEVER tried to accommodate conservative values. CBC caters only to special people with a similar mindset to yours. The pixills are probably there to titillate and excite the average liberal/ndp viewer. Childish mindsets do need protection…..much like putting condoms on cucumbers is fine for 6 year olds, but not on the real thing. Anyway, as Lickmuffin stated, If the Cicadas were gay or French I’m sure CBC would have aired it uncensored.

O.M.G.
The CBC kept advertising this segment before The National aired last night even though it wasn’t a slow news night if they’d chosen to air the latest in the hyena-media-generated Ford fiasco: Hey, they could have interviewed John Cook, aka the Gawker, about his blaming the TorStar for the “disappearance” of the Somali drug thugs and their video and the plans Cook has for the $200,000 — well the $184,689.81 after Pay Pal and Indiegogo take their cut — to be donated to a Canadian drug abuse program.
I wanna see the proof of this donation. I kinda suspect John Cook may have had a bill to pay …

Put a sock in it, “John.”
You’re an idiot. See my comment above for the real reason The National had a piece about mating cicadas, pixallated or not. That’s a side issue. Jeesh.

Now,now. Be nice,batb. It is not nice to pick on the people a few toys short of a happy meal,like John. Not their fault that they do not know or realize,that if they were not living here,they would be on the street in their hero places,like Cuba,Saudi,Pali,etc. Like my Gramps said…be nice to the stupid,as they are deadly.

Oh.And John…your mother have any kids(goats) who lived??

People think it was just a Jokes. Sorry folks but CBC never jokes. Its a Marxist collective.
They only laugh when seeing Christians die, or others Mutilated by their favourite Group.
Those that cannot be named.
Seeing Jews hurting, causes a real laugh riot with this bunch.
Otherwise, they really are this prudish.
I mean anyone born in Canada instantly knows the CBC or a Canadian film, its such a tradition to be this boring stiff necked that even starch cringes..

So that’s why CBC never aired “Wild Discovery”.
btw, nice set a’ wings on that female cicada.

Wow! That’s profound. And here I was, thinking that the CBC had pixellated the bug genitals because they didn’t want to give you an inferiority complex.

john the imbecile said: “CBC isn’t that prudish.”
johnny baby, the capacity of goofs like yourself to deny the evidence of your very eyes never fails to amaze. A new low has been achieved. Bravo!

John is just offended by filthy cicada porn.
But seriously, those things are damned noisy!

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