Lost your driver’s license? Need to get somewhere? Let your dog drive you.
Yeah, you might arrive looking like Don Knotts after a rocket-sled test-ride, but at least you’ll get there.
h/t Missy T
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Colorado sheriff says new state gun laws won’t be enforced.
‘I’m undocumented. Soy indocumentada…. But I dream that one day, we’ll all be treated as one people…. And now our country has spoken, saying that everyone should have affordable healthcare”
http://moonbattery.com/?p=27196
Just give California to Mexico. They deserve each other.
The O-Bomb-a Car
https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2013/03/16/the-o-bomb-a-car/
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Anonymous Author via email…….
TODAY’S LESSON
A lesson in irony .
The Food Bank Program, administered by Social Welfare Canada, is actually proud
of this fact: It is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food vouchers ever.
Meanwhile, the National Parks Service, administered by the Canada Parks and
Natural Resources, asks us to “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.”
Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on
handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.
This ends today’s lesson .
I would suggest tying a couple of tin cans behind the vehicle.
http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20130318/AUTO01/303180438/Automakers-concerned-NHTSA-s-quiet-cars-rule-too-loud?odyssey=mod|newswell|text|FRONTPAGE|p
Ha!…
Re: Dogs driving cars. Too funny!! May I suggest a Land Rover, Rover.
Obama likened to Satan.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/history-channel-depiction-satan-uncanny-resemblance-obama-160819611.html
And now for some levity or WW3, depending on how seriously Sarah Palin take this.
http://en.rian.ru/russia/20130316/180055377/Russian-Fundamentalists-Sue-US-Want-Alaska-Back.html
In BC, probably the only province in Canada run by a self described “milf” if you have been shacked up with someone for more than two years you are now “married” in the eyes of the law. Yup overnight your significant other is entitled to half your stuff whether you agreed to it or not. As usual the lamestream has heralded this as such a great move. Do these terrorists ever consider that maybe people don’t want to be considered “married”? Maybe that’s why they you know didn’t do that?
A lesson in how quickly things can fall apart. It may well be in our future too.
http://englishrussia.com/2011/05/25/7-abandoned-wonders-of-the-ussr/
Growing Number Of States Eye Bills To Defy Federal Gun Laws
http://cnsnews.com/blog/gregory-gwyn-williams-jr/growing-number-states-eye-bills-defy-federal-gun-laws
Cats are better than dogs 😉
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXJ1sAQtaY
Cats are better than dogs 😉
Posted by: Warren Z
don’t eat carnivores or omnivores, it’s not healthy
You have got to love this. Bill Maher stating he is paying too much tax. Another brain-dead uber-liberal finally moans when he sees how much his buddy Obumer is really taxing him plus his democrat allies in Kalifornia.
http://www.humanevents.com/2013/03/18/bill-maher-complains-that-his-taxes-are-too-high/
Heh, the left discovers taxation:
http://www.humanevents.com/2013/03/18/bill-maher-complains-that-his-taxes-are-too-high/
creaping: “Yup overnight your significant other is entitled to half your stuff whether you agreed to it or not. ” AND, the good news is that you are entitled to half of their stuff. Some sort of contract should be enough to avoid the problem for those not into sharing.
First they came for our guns, next they came for our money.
Peter, I have seen some of those derelict monuments to socialism first hand. Not the ones in the pictures, but others. Huge state farm building complexes, everywhere, rotting away. Factories built but never used.
Kind of like Detroit.
I’m married Linda because I wanted to make that commitment but I do know a couple that specifically do not want to be in a marriage and BOTH want to be able to just leave. They were both previously divorced you see. But now the government in BC has declared that anyone who lives together for 2 years is now married and it’s retroactive. Smells like freedumb.
From Human Events.com:
“painfully unfunny Bill Maher”. Painfully so true..
The EU and Cypriots are upset at having their property stolen to bail out the Bankster’s. While under the radar, New Zealand’s central bank already has this policy in place, that they will seize Depositors money to bail out banks. New Zealand like Canada does not have property rights. This should be made widely known that folks with money in NZ Banks will be robbed by the state if one of their banks fail. Just like Cyprus. http://goldsurvivalguide.co.nz/bank-failures-could-they-happen-in-nz-the-reserve-bank-thinks-so/
I am thinking this might be a big OOPS!!!
I am also thinking you don’t confiscate money from ex-KGB boys. They might get a little irate:
http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2013/3/18_Sinclair_-_All_Hell_Is_Breaking_Loose_After_Cyprus_Catastrophe.html
Neo-AGW PR Report.
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“UK nuclear power gets green light”
(telegraphUK)
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“Snow storms forecast Monday/Tuesday
Military on call, gales and heavy snow moving in”
“Strong wintry gales have begun moving into Denmark…”
http://politiken.dk/newsinenglish/ECE1924464/snow-storms-forecast-mondaytuesday/
Simple. If electric cars require a noisemaker, just equip all of them with a V8 with open headers. Problem solved.
My quote is stuck in the spam buffer…
Who Killed AGW?
RSVP Red-Green
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“Nature lies dormant ahead of first day of spring”
“Conservationists report lack of budding plants, animals returning to hibernation and migrating birds held back by wintry weather”
(grauniadUK)
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“Huge storm system brings record snow, flooding and Arctic cold to Spain (in March!)”
http://www.sott.net/article/259795-Huge-storm-system-brings-record-snow-flooding-and-Arctic-cold-to-Spain-in-March
Amazing how politicians regain their good manners and common sense when there’s a Kalashnikov pointed at their temples.
The vote in the Cypriot parliament finally took place about 45 minutes ago (8:15 PM local time Tuesday, March 19) on the EU’s plan to confiscate Cypriot bank accounts. This time, thankfully, the plain people of Cyprus had an ally in Vladimir Putin, who was not going to sit idly by and let the plain people of Russia be forced to pay for the luxuries of Greek kleptocrats and Cypriot banksters daft enough to invest the life savings of Cypriots and Russians (and not a few British soldiers) in Greek theft bonds.
Cypriot MPs, well aware that their choices were between a strongly worded letter from Merkel and a Russian firing squad, became the first European lawmakers to actually listen to their people and, to a man, tell Frankfurt where to take their bailout. Not one Cypriot MP dared vote for the “levy” of Cypriot bank accounts. 36 voted no, 19 abstained, one MP absent.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21842966
“David Enrich @davidenrich
What are the odds that #Cyprus’s banks reopen before Easter?”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/mar/19/eurozone-crisis-cyprus-bailout-government-vote
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“Major Storm Potential Palm Sunday Weekend”
“Like many storms during the second half of the winter, this first major storm of the spring could threaten lives and property,…”
http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/major-storm-potential-palm-sun/8440016
creapingdeath: “BC has declared that anyone who lives together for 2 years is now married and it’s retroactive.” So do we know if this pertains to same sex couples? What if they are not having a sexual relationship, but just living together and sharing expenses? (I guess hetero’s could do that also.) Anyway seems like there will have to be some sort of “opt out” process. Otherwise, it is just bizarre. If it does not pertain to same-sex, then it is discriminatory — surely BC would never do something discriminatory — at least not against gays.
The down side of this is that without the bail out, the banks will fail and the depositors will likely loose way more money, so its kind of a loose/loose all round.
Before I go married I lived with a male friend for about three years. He owned the house, I payed him rent. Now I get to go back and claim half his house! Anything less would be unfair discrimination. Although I make a lot more money than he does, so maybe he could sue me for support. For part of the time we shared a house, there was a third room mate. Is that legal or would it be considered polygamy?
This all sounds like an income support plan for lawyers to me.
All these laws come about because we still don’t treat women like adults. We treat them as lesser beings that need the constant protection of the state. We should either start treating them like adults, or take away their right to vote.
Not quite. The Greek kleptocrats who stole the money in the first place can rest assured that they won’t see a “levy” on their bank accounts, much less Russian justice. They’ve made out like bandits in every sense of the word. The plain people of Cyprus will pay the penalty, just like their cousins in Greece.
http://cdn.pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/files/2013/03/modern-finance.jpg
“J. Wellington Wimpy”: “The Father of Modern Liberal Finance”. (H/T Belmont Club)
“Translation: “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.””
“But for some simply getting to Monday will be triumph enough.”
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“DJ FX Trader @djfxtrader
*Cyprus Banks Could Stay Closed Until Tuesday March 26 – Source”
Think of the heyday for lawyers if they decided to delve into the co-habitation in the penitentiaries….
The whole Ont hydro business is hitting the fan. On eSun News live.
Wynn has alternate version of reality
“AMAGERBANKEN – $2.8 Billion Bank Failure In Denmark: Senior Bondholders Whacked 41%”
“Amagerbanken was taken over by the Danish government today.”
http://dailybail.com/home/amagerbanken-28-billion-bank-failure-in-denmark-senior-bondh.html
Own a gun and you can rob a bank. Own a bank and you can rob a country. Truism.
The Chase Bank is already practicing.
http://www.infowars.com/chase-customers-see-bank-balance-reduced-to-zero/
Mao Stlong* Lepolt bids herro to “signal thaw” Neo-AGW PR.
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“China’s new diplomats signal thaw with Japan, keeping US at bay
Reuters Canada”
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“Winter storm hits Eastern Canada on the last day of winter
CBC.ca”
*Ex-Liberal leader Bob Rae’s uncle, c/o Red China.