“We are the furniture movers we’ve been waiting for.”

116 Replies to ““We are the furniture movers we’ve been waiting for.””

1. “Now I can understand how Willie got his tie stuck in the zipper of his pants, but getting it stuck in the zipper of the cushion??? Mr President, what were you doing?”

2. You know, you’ve been arguing with me for over an hour now. The American people elected me to get the job done, not to waste a bunch of time planning. Now quit your yipping, get down here, and PUT IT IN THE CORNER!

3. History will record this was his finest hour!!!
   Best move so far, I say…

4. We must spruce up the place for Achmed’s visit.

5. “I think this will hide the cigarette burns.”

6. If you move right here, you can see November from my couch.

7. duoh
   it

8. If there is another Churchill picture hidden under this Sofa…..Biden is toast

9. “Keep looking, I know Palin planted a bug in here somewhere…”

10. “Help me look for the ‘Easy’ Button”
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cXiE_PsrymA/THKGsdewD6I/AAAAAAAAAN0/PjaAHNaZhWE/s400/easy-button.jpg

11. Now where did I lose my popularity? I know it was around here somewhere!
    BTW, Michelle Obama picked out that “sunburst” rug to replace the old one. It plays well with Obama’s new dawn meme. Unfortunately for him, the sun sets as surely as it rises.
    The pattern on that couch will become the Army’s new camouflage pattern.

12. Gov Jim Douglas:
    “Sorry Mr. President, that’s not where Gov Palin wants it.”

13. “the sun’s coming up and my crypt is hidden just behind this sofa…

14. Hey, lets flip this over and look! I got ten bucks that says thing is “made in China”.

15. Gov Jim Douglas:
    “No Mr. President, Blagojevich was selling your senate seat, not the sofa”

16. Damn, I hate that. Another crude oil and gas leak…

17. Oblamya:
    “I’m telling ya Jim, there was an oil spill right there, and now its gone!”
    or
    Gov Jim Douglas:
    “No sir, no Skittles there either; you sure there’s a Unicorn in here?
    (yes,,,I’ll stop now)

18. “Help me move this into my bedroom, Bill Ayers is coming for a sleepover again tonight.

19. “More to the left. I can still see Clinton’s ‘legacy’.”

20. “Who would’ve written ‘corruption’ and ‘incompetence’ on the carpet?”

21. Now that the sofa is gone … Let’s get ready to rumble!

22. O’Billy ChicagOat: Ich Bin Ein gOat.
    …-
    “Shock Decision: University of Illinois Denies William Ayers Emeritus Status”
    “URBANA, Ill. (AP) — The University of Illinois on Thursday denied 1960s radical William Ayers emeritus faculty status after trustees Chairman Christopher Kennedy noted Ayers dedicated a book to, among others, the man who killed Kennedy’s father, Robert F. Kennedy.”
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/u-of-ill-denies-william-ayers-emeritus-status/

23. O’AlmOh: Moi prayer rug goes here.
    …-
    “OIC Subversive Supremacist World Summit in Chicago: Installing the Universal Caliphate”
    “Attending from the White House is Rashad Hussein, Special Envoy of the White House to the Organization of the Islamic Conference (OIC). After naming him, Barack Hussein Obama boasted that Rashad Hussein was a hafiz who had committed the Koran to memory. Further, Rashad Hussein, special White House official, has a history of participation in events connected with the U.S. Muslim Brotherhood, as well as support for Brotherhood causes, once having called prosecution of the U.S. leader of a Palestinian terrorist organization one of many “politically motivated persecutions.” More background on Rashad here.
    Also attending from the White House is Dalia Mogahed, Executive Director of the Gallup Center for Muslim Studies, and Adviser, White House Office of Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships. Obama’s first veiled appointee, Egyptian born Dalia Mogahed, conducted her first interview with notorious Jew-hater and America-hater Sheik Yusuf Al-Qaradawi’s extremist Islamic website, Islam Online.”
    http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2010/09/there-is-at-the-end-of-this-month-a-conference-on-islam-and-muslims-in-america-in-chicago-it-is-a-summit-of-islamic-suprem.html

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25. “I’m hoping we find some change”.

26. Stan at 12:02 takes it!! I literally lol’d! 🙂

27. He’s practicing for his next job.

28. “I tell you, we’ve got to hide anything they can use to start a fire to burn Koran’s with!”

29. “Mr. President, I think they already know about the plagiarized inspirational quotation…”
    “They know what I tell them to know! Now shut up and lift from the knees!”

30. “Damn that Pelosi and her cheap, chinese knock-off Depends…”

31. “We’ll hide this red wine stain with the sofa, and blame it on Bush.”

32. “Bo crapped in this same spot last week, now … just a little bit more to towards me”

33. “With all the horsesh!t around here there’s got to be a pony hiding SOMEWHERE.”

34. That’s it! Damned mother-in-law practicing her Santeria voodoo shite left feathers, chicken bones and blood stains here while we were in church Sunday. Said she was coming over with a chicken. Here I thought she was makin’ lunch for us!!!

35. We need to move this couch so I can pull the rug out from under you.

36. WE are from the government and WE are here to HELP YOU….decorate.

37. Oh Oh Ohmygod hurry David Patterson’s on his way over.

38. When Rahm and I played shark infested waters we couldn’t get past the end table, this is waaay better Jimbo.

39. They can’t see the bong if we move it away from the window.

40. I tell ya Sean Penn’s infested with em, but you can’t say anything Oh NOOOO; dirty white trash ingrate!
    We’ll take it to the dumpster.

41. Obama: “Man, I can’t lift this thing.
    Douglas: “Me neither. I’ll go get Michelle.”

42. White couch BAD!

43. The teleprompter said “move the sofa”, so I move the sofa.

44. To the left
    To the left
    You must not know ’bout me
    You must not know ’bout me
    Mmmm to the left
    Everything you own in the box to the left

45. “You get the vacuum, and I’ll lift it, just like Mr. Incredible. I can do that, right?”

46. “Is that a piece of fried chicken under the sofa?”

47. I hide the Dijon under the sofa so Michelle doesn’t think I’m gay.

48. Jokes aside. Years ago the Edmonton Eskimos hired a really bad head coach. He was gone in a matter of months. One on air wag said he knew this coach was a dud at the first press conference. Before the presser began the wag spotted the coach repositioning the chairs for the press. According to the wag, anyone who is so involved in the minutia could not possibly grasp the big picture.

49. Help me move the sofa and cover the Presidential Seal on the carpet. It just reminds me of what I’m supposed to be doing.

50. Let’s organize the room. I’ll take the left.