“The Prime Minister wants members of the press to have a chance to experience seal before they leave.”
66 Replies to “Today’s Joke: “A seal hunt critic walks into a club…””
Now we have to start marketing the Canada Goose. I’m not sure if they taste any better than seal meat, but we’ve got a large supply of them too.
My brother killed and cooked two Canada Geese and said they’re good and it’s all in knowing how to prepare and cook them. I’ve wondered since then why there’s a food shortage when every town waterfront park is now plagued with them.
Almost as good as this headline (one can only hope):
HARPER CLUBS MEDIA MORONS TO A PULP – ALL OF CANADA CHEERS HIM ON
You are what you eat I guess. Seal tastes fishy and a Canada Goose that is grain fed from flying across the prairies is probably good eats. On the other hand a Canada Goose from Wascana… echh!
If the blighters devastate fish herds (which they do), club’em!
WTF? Usually the MSM has PMSH eating kittens.
How in the world could we elect such a barbarian who eats seal meat in a faux attempt to suport the economy of Canadas northern people While his counterpart in the US is spending trillions of dollars trying to put as many of his people on welfare as possible.
Go figure, I can’t decide which one is helping his economy and which one isn’t.
I hope he goes after “sources” next.
The new-old NDP, at all their best get together party-hack-party’s serve only the finest Goose Poop fillets in a full of Piss sauce you righty paupers will never get to taste. Thats your loss?
It would taste better wrapped in bacon. Parfume de lard goes with everything.
I see that the Mope and Wail has a “story” about the power going out on the story are (as usual) infested with Lib/left loons who can turn any situation into a rant against anything to the right of Karl Marx.
In all likelihood, the power probably went out due to the enormous power draw of the five or six hundred CBC cameramen and technicians who would have flown up to Iqaluit to cover the “story”.
So noted, Kathryn
Late last month, the EU banned the import of seal products from Canada…
Beyond the political statement, one must wonder what that means. Are we talking about seal hats, seal meat, seal organs, easter seals, or what?
Newborn seal flipper – the choice meat option before their harvest was banned – did not taste “fishy” if I recall correctly, but then it’s been a while…
“A seal hunt critic walks into a club…”
Bartender: Looks like you blew a seal…
Seal hunt critic: Na, it’s just ice cream.
This must be one of Harper’s “attack ads” that I’m always hearing about.
I am also waiting to hear on CBC tomorrow morning that it was reported that the Prime Minister didn’t actually consume the seal meat but put it instead into his pocket.
Maybe Presidents Choice could come out with a version of the famous flipper pie.
“Memories of Nunavut” has a nice ring to it.
If they stop the seal hunters the squid jiggers are probably next.
G&M byline yes-tur-day … Harper eats seal … but no media or independent witnesses to confirm it!
No bias whatsoever…. eh?
These morons in the media should be forced to eat seal.
Harper skewers the media, is that a CBC reporter I see on the end of that skewer,
Now thats well done PMSH.
We need him to slap the lefty news down.
Bartender: Looks like you blew a seal…
Seal hunt critic: Na, it’s just ice cream.
Posted by: Bernie at August 19, 2009 7:32 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LllWriqxgVc
Would that he really attack them.
The seals are not Halal.
If the Inuit were smart they would face the seals to Mecca and cut their throats while citing the Koran. Europeans and the leftards of NA would fall over themselves to buy some, it would be considered exotic and chic.
Think people, think.
So, A seal hunt critic walks into a hakapik . . .
There’s nothing quite so nice as a bit of fresh seal pâté on a wafer. It’s divine.
I’m not sure if they taste any better than seal meat, but we’ve got a large supply of them too.
We have a large supply of them here, too, at the same latitude as Sicily. They’re less disgusting than my representatives in Washington, but that’s not saying a lot.
having grown up on Quebec North Shore, I have had my share of seal as a kid. I must say it wasn’t my favorite food.
Canada geese OTOH are great food. I always bag a few in the fall. In fact, all the meat I eat is killed by yours truly: deer, moose, hare, grouse, duck, turkey and groundhog. Don’t tell that to PETA! Plus some chicken I raise. And if I lived near the coast there would be seal too.
So, hats off to Mr. Harper, however he’s still one behind our GG.
Uli ? Stole?
he was given it. and apparently ate it . however, the media had to make something up. several are kicking road apples down the road for the same.
Comrade ulianov:
As a bourgeois capitalist pig, our Prime Minister merely exploits the proletariat.
You call it stealing. Ha!
In the spirit of our dear inspiration Lenin, we redistribute riches to their rightful owners.
It is something we must continue to do for the communal good on our glorious path to secular progressive utopia
Inukititut appears to be a much more efficient language than French. this from CTV(tass) that is sweeping the corners to find something bad about the PMs visit north
The release repeatedly spelled the capital of Nunavut as Iqualuit — rather than Iqaluit, which means “many fish” in the Inuktitut language.
The extra “u” makes a world of difference.
“It means people with unwiped bums,” said Sandra Inutiq of the office of the Languages Commissioner of Nunavut.
.
I don’t see what all the fuss is about – all the ice will be melted by 2030, the polar bears and seals will all be dead, and the northern indigenious population will be relocated to Toronto. The problem will resolve itself.
What I’d like to know is if Iggy would partake in a serving of fresh seal.
Esk:
Why?
Posted by: cal2 at August 19, 2009 9:07 PM
“It means people with unwiped bums,” said Sandra Inutiq of the office of the Languages Commissioner of Nunavut.
=============
Isn’t that spelled l i b e r a l ?
Posted by: Knight 99 at August 19, 2009 8:11 PM
Knight 99…..never have truer words been spoken.Guess that’s why the euro-weenies and PETA don’t go after muzzies for slaughtering goats and such to their paedophile master.Gutless lefturds.
soooo howcum it’s ok with the right when mr ‘arper dines on raw seal meat but not the hottie in the GG’s office?
Heh, $2.5M in annual exports. More GDP has been lost over talking about the issue than it’s even worth. Who’re the baddies now?
This is all good. It worked for the gg. She ate the seal meat, we all respect her. Before the meat, she was just a fancy Canadian ornament. Harper eats the holy host in trepidation, and we love him. He makes a gaffe calling the Inuit, people with dirty bums, and that endears him to them, and the rest of Canada. He eats the seal meat and invites the left msm to join him, they turn up their noses, and we adore him. He couldn’t get better publicity if he paid for it.
The GG ate a seal organ … it’s heart … not seal meat.
Facts, people, facts.
Bartender: “Looks like you blew a seal.”
Seal hunt critic: “Yup!” (rubbing tummy and licking lips)
in Islam animal with soft skin or fish with soft skin is Haram must have hard scale
In isalm lobster is harm
and animal who live in see and back to ground level land also is harm like all shells and etc
fish with hard skals are ok
Muslim fish and animal eating like Jewish is similar we both have same god order in eating animals and what we can not eat in animals
Muslim few animal for proten with god order in limted of number not all animal we do not eat snake or dogs or etc..
leave animal alone you cannot eat them all
animal with sharp blood like Tiger is haram too
only lamb and beef and chicken are allowed not so many animals
that is good but difficult
pork is harm too
haram is opposte halal
halal food is healthy food
we do not got like pop change bible to allow eating pork and wear bikin is ok we ban and Muslim are not drink alcohol or play any gambling at all
In Islam, alcohol is not quite as bad as freedom of thought.
This seal eating thing was a dumb and disappointing move by the Conservatives. Sorry, but it’s true. You need to be a little more clever than that if you want to get a majority.
The I’m-going-to-eat-seal photo op is right up there with not believing in evolution.
TJ:
In what way is People Eating Tasty Animals connected to the scientific fact of evolution, which has happened in varying stages after creation?
Roseberry & OMMAG, would that be sealgate?
SetYouFree, I refer to Gary Goodyear, the Minster of Science no less, waffling on whether or not he believed in evolution.
The let’s-eat-seal is in the same category.
It was a planned photo-op, that’s obvious, and yet it will do the Conservatives no good at all.
So the real question is, which twit in Harper’s office comes up with these amateur ideas?
TJ:
Goodyear is an individual, entitled to his own beliefs.
Once again I ask. What’s wrong with People Eating Tasty Animals?
And, how is eating seal meat connected to the scientific fact of evolution, which happened in varying stages after creation?
TJ: hate to shock a new arrival, but all politicians engage in various forms of self-promotion. Welcome to the world, it’s a wonderful place filled with amazing things, you’re gonna love it here!
Gee. I feel like wiping my butt with the CBC… or the Toronto Star… or Metro Today. Iqualuit.
There was no blood, but Prime Minister Stephen Harper and some of his ministers ate seal in Nunavut.
At least they say they did. No reporters or independent photographers were allowed to witness the event.
Maybe he put it in his pocket when no one was looking.
/sarc
andy FRI:
This must be one of Harper’s “attack ads” that I’m always hearing about.
I am also waiting to hear on CBC tomorrow morning that it was reported that the Prime Minister didn’t actually consume the seal meat but put it instead into his pocket.
Posted by: Roseberry at August 19, 2009 7:36 PM
Now we have to start marketing the Canada Goose. I’m not sure if they taste any better than seal meat, but we’ve got a large supply of them too.
My brother killed and cooked two Canada Geese and said they’re good and it’s all in knowing how to prepare and cook them. I’ve wondered since then why there’s a food shortage when every town waterfront park is now plagued with them.
Almost as good as this headline (one can only hope):
HARPER CLUBS MEDIA MORONS TO A PULP – ALL OF CANADA CHEERS HIM ON
You are what you eat I guess. Seal tastes fishy and a Canada Goose that is grain fed from flying across the prairies is probably good eats. On the other hand a Canada Goose from Wascana… echh!
Be sure to read Oh, Just Shut The Hell UP. It deserves to be in “Best of SDA”.
If the blighters devastate fish herds (which they do), club’em!
WTF? Usually the MSM has PMSH eating kittens.
How in the world could we elect such a barbarian who eats seal meat in a faux attempt to suport the economy of Canadas northern people While his counterpart in the US is spending trillions of dollars trying to put as many of his people on welfare as possible.
Go figure, I can’t decide which one is helping his economy and which one isn’t.
I hope he goes after “sources” next.
The new-old NDP, at all their best get together party-hack-party’s serve only the finest Goose Poop fillets in a full of Piss sauce you righty paupers will never get to taste. Thats your loss?
It would taste better wrapped in bacon. Parfume de lard goes with everything.
I see that the Mope and Wail has a “story” about the power going out on the story are (as usual) infested with Lib/left loons who can turn any situation into a rant against anything to the right of Karl Marx.
In all likelihood, the power probably went out due to the enormous power draw of the five or six hundred CBC cameramen and technicians who would have flown up to Iqaluit to cover the “story”.
So noted, Kathryn
Late last month, the EU banned the import of seal products from Canada…
Beyond the political statement, one must wonder what that means. Are we talking about seal hats, seal meat, seal organs, easter seals, or what?
Newborn seal flipper – the choice meat option before their harvest was banned – did not taste “fishy” if I recall correctly, but then it’s been a while…
“A seal hunt critic walks into a club…”
Bartender: Looks like you blew a seal…
Seal hunt critic: Na, it’s just ice cream.
This must be one of Harper’s “attack ads” that I’m always hearing about.
I am also waiting to hear on CBC tomorrow morning that it was reported that the Prime Minister didn’t actually consume the seal meat but put it instead into his pocket.
Maybe Presidents Choice could come out with a version of the famous flipper pie.
“Memories of Nunavut” has a nice ring to it.
If they stop the seal hunters the squid jiggers are probably next.
G&M byline yes-tur-day … Harper eats seal … but no media or independent witnesses to confirm it!
No bias whatsoever…. eh?
These morons in the media should be forced to eat seal.
Harper skewers the media, is that a CBC reporter I see on the end of that skewer,
Now thats well done PMSH.
We need him to slap the lefty news down.
Bartender: Looks like you blew a seal…
Seal hunt critic: Na, it’s just ice cream.
Posted by: Bernie at August 19, 2009 7:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LllWriqxgVc
Would that he really attack them.
The seals are not Halal.
If the Inuit were smart they would face the seals to Mecca and cut their throats while citing the Koran. Europeans and the leftards of NA would fall over themselves to buy some, it would be considered exotic and chic.
Think people, think.
So, A seal hunt critic walks into a hakapik . . .
There’s nothing quite so nice as a bit of fresh seal pâté on a wafer. It’s divine.
I’m not sure if they taste any better than seal meat, but we’ve got a large supply of them too.
We have a large supply of them here, too, at the same latitude as Sicily. They’re less disgusting than my representatives in Washington, but that’s not saying a lot.
having grown up on Quebec North Shore, I have had my share of seal as a kid. I must say it wasn’t my favorite food.
Canada geese OTOH are great food. I always bag a few in the fall. In fact, all the meat I eat is killed by yours truly: deer, moose, hare, grouse, duck, turkey and groundhog. Don’t tell that to PETA! Plus some chicken I raise. And if I lived near the coast there would be seal too.
So, hats off to Mr. Harper, however he’s still one behind our GG.
Uli ? Stole?
he was given it. and apparently ate it . however, the media had to make something up. several are kicking road apples down the road for the same.
Comrade ulianov:
As a bourgeois capitalist pig, our Prime Minister merely exploits the proletariat.
You call it stealing. Ha!
In the spirit of our dear inspiration Lenin, we redistribute riches to their rightful owners.
It is something we must continue to do for the communal good on our glorious path to secular progressive utopia
Inukititut appears to be a much more efficient language than French. this from CTV(tass) that is sweeping the corners to find something bad about the PMs visit north
The release repeatedly spelled the capital of Nunavut as Iqualuit — rather than Iqaluit, which means “many fish” in the Inuktitut language.
The extra “u” makes a world of difference.
“It means people with unwiped bums,” said Sandra Inutiq of the office of the Languages Commissioner of Nunavut.
.
I don’t see what all the fuss is about – all the ice will be melted by 2030, the polar bears and seals will all be dead, and the northern indigenious population will be relocated to Toronto. The problem will resolve itself.
What I’d like to know is if Iggy would partake in a serving of fresh seal.
Esk:
Why?
Posted by: cal2 at August 19, 2009 9:07 PM
“It means people with unwiped bums,” said Sandra Inutiq of the office of the Languages Commissioner of Nunavut.
=============
Isn’t that spelled l i b e r a l ?
Posted by: Knight 99 at August 19, 2009 8:11 PM
Knight 99…..never have truer words been spoken.Guess that’s why the euro-weenies and PETA don’t go after muzzies for slaughtering goats and such to their paedophile master.Gutless lefturds.
soooo howcum it’s ok with the right when mr ‘arper dines on raw seal meat but not the hottie in the GG’s office?
Heh, $2.5M in annual exports. More GDP has been lost over talking about the issue than it’s even worth. Who’re the baddies now?
This is all good. It worked for the gg. She ate the seal meat, we all respect her. Before the meat, she was just a fancy Canadian ornament. Harper eats the holy host in trepidation, and we love him. He makes a gaffe calling the Inuit, people with dirty bums, and that endears him to them, and the rest of Canada. He eats the seal meat and invites the left msm to join him, they turn up their noses, and we adore him. He couldn’t get better publicity if he paid for it.
The GG ate a seal organ … it’s heart … not seal meat.
Facts, people, facts.
Bartender: “Looks like you blew a seal.”
Seal hunt critic: “Yup!” (rubbing tummy and licking lips)
in Islam animal with soft skin or fish with soft skin is Haram must have hard scale
In isalm lobster is harm
and animal who live in see and back to ground level land also is harm like all shells and etc
fish with hard skals are ok
Muslim fish and animal eating like Jewish is similar we both have same god order in eating animals and what we can not eat in animals
Muslim few animal for proten with god order in limted of number not all animal we do not eat snake or dogs or etc..
leave animal alone you cannot eat them all
animal with sharp blood like Tiger is haram too
only lamb and beef and chicken are allowed not so many animals
that is good but difficult
pork is harm too
haram is opposte halal
halal food is healthy food
we do not got like pop change bible to allow eating pork and wear bikin is ok we ban and Muslim are not drink alcohol or play any gambling at all
In Islam, alcohol is not quite as bad as freedom of thought.
This seal eating thing was a dumb and disappointing move by the Conservatives. Sorry, but it’s true. You need to be a little more clever than that if you want to get a majority.
The I’m-going-to-eat-seal photo op is right up there with not believing in evolution.
TJ:
In what way is People Eating Tasty Animals connected to the scientific fact of evolution, which has happened in varying stages after creation?
Roseberry & OMMAG, would that be sealgate?
SetYouFree, I refer to Gary Goodyear, the Minster of Science no less, waffling on whether or not he believed in evolution.
The let’s-eat-seal is in the same category.
It was a planned photo-op, that’s obvious, and yet it will do the Conservatives no good at all.
So the real question is, which twit in Harper’s office comes up with these amateur ideas?
TJ:
Goodyear is an individual, entitled to his own beliefs.
Once again I ask. What’s wrong with People Eating Tasty Animals?
And, how is eating seal meat connected to the scientific fact of evolution, which happened in varying stages after creation?
TJ: hate to shock a new arrival, but all politicians engage in various forms of self-promotion. Welcome to the world, it’s a wonderful place filled with amazing things, you’re gonna love it here!
Gee. I feel like wiping my butt with the CBC… or the Toronto Star… or Metro Today. Iqualuit.
Maybe he put it in his pocket when no one was looking.
/sarc
andy FRI:
This must be one of Harper’s “attack ads” that I’m always hearing about.
I am also waiting to hear on CBC tomorrow morning that it was reported that the Prime Minister didn’t actually consume the seal meat but put it instead into his pocket.
Posted by: Roseberry at August 19, 2009 7:36 PM