People, people. Those aren’t “test firings”.
They’re sales demos.
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Good thing Obama replaced that warmongering Bushitler and there is peace and harmony in the world…
“Dear Leader” vs “Dear Leader”
I can hear Connor (Obama) MacLeod of the clan McLeod: “there can be only one…”
president zero is going to send the north another letter saying how angry he is….lol
It would appear that the latest NK nuke test is another dud. While the preliminary news report screams Hiromisha scale explosion, this detonation only gets about 6 kiloton yield. That’s slightly more than the MOAB conventional bomb in USAF arsenal. There appears to be something seriously wrong with either their design or their material. Every other member of the Nuclear Club (US, USSR, France, UK, China, India, Pakistan) got at least 17 KT yield on their prototype. Israel didn’t even bother testing their design, and pretty much everyone believe theirs will work just fine.
At this rate, a couple of more testing, they’ll run out of fissable material.
They must not have gotten the “stong letter” from the Unimportant Nations, oh wait they have not written it yet, they only issued a “strong letter to follow” statement.
These launches were simply a poke at China and Russia, 2 missles for 2 condemnations.
Or Kate is right and they were Sales Demos for Iran and Myanmar.
hit them now and hit them hard, why wait for something further to escalate. These guys haven’t proven to be peaceful in the past what is there in history to make us think that there can be a peaceful future.
Toss in the wrecking ball, it’s citizens will be thankful later.
Big Fire…
Uhmm in nuclear weapons as in firearms it is where you aim them not in what caliber they are, it can also be summed up as “do you have a gun or not?”
The real challenge is not yield it is in the miniturization for warheads, that is the missing piece for them right now, 2 years max for a 5 kiloton medium range missle.
Obama needs to assign a North Korea Czar who can nationalize the entire North Korean nation and their nuclear industry to make it profitable for North Koreans … like they are doing with General Motors.
Why go to war when you simply bail out your enemies.
Here’s a recruitment motto.
Uncle Sam wants your money! You keep your kids.
Hey why not buy up the entire poppy crop in Afghanistan next. You know … A poppy czar.
Ya, no more fighting, just one big baksheesh world funded by the American tax-payer.
I am so scared. N. Korea has short range missiles. I am sure N. Koreans will risk a snowball fight at a missile battle. Alaska can send a little music their way for those who know what that means.
Don’t worry, be happy, Saddam Obama will look after us!
Did the phone ring at 2:00am or 3:00am and who answered it?
Shrillary is just smiling.
Kate: Yup, thats about right
Jason: Very funny…so who is the Scottish accented Spainyard
Big Fire: I think Israel did test theirs, in cooperation with the South Africans. Interesting article covering the controversy, still an unknown to this day. I find the last line in the article quite funny…if the IAEA could be fooled in the ealy 80’s, dont you think it could be fooled in the early part of this century? http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/israel/nuke-test.htm
illiquid: Partially agree…just having a n-bomb, whether it is really effecient of not, doesnt really matter. It would be nice to know if what they have can fit in anything smaller than a airliner.
Yes I agree, a strongly worded letter is in order.
Welp, Obama is getting tested, he will do nothing, and we will pay.
Hopefully, a N. Korean Dirty Bomb sold to the Islamic Terrorist Savages will wipe Washington D.C. off the face of the map.
Ohhhhhhh that Mr. Big O he scare me. What ya gonna do about it Barry? You gonna send them a big bad letter in strong language?
I’m the only one tasteless enough to point out that the fact that North Korea has 200+ big pointy explodey nuclear missiles called “Nodong” is funny, right?
(I know, I know, this is horrible, horrible stuff.)
On a goepolitically related note, who wants to bet China invades Taiwan soon? Or do they fear the wrath of President Obama?
These are indeed test firings. North Korea is testing Obama, not the missiles.
Hadn’t thought of it that way Kate. Seems right.
After all, Obama is part of the “America is Eeeeevile” crowd who want to end its lone super-power status. What better way than to allow nuclear proliferation between all these little jerkwater tyrannies?
Good news for Rockwell and Lockheed, they are going to be busy making ICBM interceptors a mile a minute.
Somebody on another thread predicted Israel will be shooting down jetliners soon. I concur, and indeed I think that pretty soon international flights will be forced to land 200 miles from habitation in all Western nations.
Gander Newfoundland could become the new eastern hub for ALL North American air travel. Buy real estate!
the good news is as in all stalinist communist nations, the scientists responsible for the dud will be marched out to the nearest wall and executed by firing squad for the embarrassment they caused, thus setting back any successful detonation even further.
Those of you who the MSM have scared into needing a safe place to hide, there is the Russian complex, being built inside Yamantau Mountain where you may be able to buy a seat. Book early as seating may be limited.
North Korea usually does this when they want something. I wonder what Obama will give them? DVDs (which the Dear Leader likes)? Cheap toys made just over the river? Shoes?
Maybe an iPod?
DVD of “Team America: World Police”?
South Korea?
Kate:
The Sham Wow Guy got busted for punching out a hooker. Not the kind of person you want flogging your wares on the home shopping channel.
Let’s see, North Korea can’t feed its own people, but have this need to build nuclear weapons.
Of course the real question everyone wants to know is whether North Korea’s Sham Wow guy visits the gulag bordello.
I know let’s send Kim Jong Il a copy of the latest James Bond film Quantum of Solace and ask him if his rockets are ‘green friendly’ like the V2s which used ethanol fuel.
After all, if you are going to threaten the world with nuclear weapons at least the delivery system should be ‘green friendly’.
Maybe Kim Jong Il is just bartering for some more food aid.
Cheers
Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”
They’re not “test firings”, they’re “man-made launches”
BTW, did they fire Type-O-dongs?” Boy, the way the world is getting all heated, I’d say the world is having a grave case of dong envy. 🙂
Quick everyone, global group hug.
Barrack Obama (Chamberlain) …. !
Are the ones that go 1500 miles known as Long Dong’s.?
Are the GPS guided ones that can hit a door known as Ding Dong’s?
So Black mamaba you arent alone having your mind on childish things.
Phantom….good point…if a trojan horse is ever used, anywhere, that is a pretty likely scenario.
i want my own nuke. i want it now.
Surely you must all realize that “O” is using the tried and true playground bully strategy – just ignore the bully and he will sooner or later get bored and move on to someone else.
Since when has North Korea cared about losing “International acceptance” – I do not recall them ever having it to begin with.
A slap on the wrist and a strongly worded letter will do the trick.
Black Mamba, I fear you may be right. If Obama mangles this, South Koreans could begin an exodus not seen since the high-tail to Busan during the Korean War.
Where do I sign up for the “Long Dong Registry”?
It’s now obvious that the N. Koreans suffer from “Long Dong Envy”.
N. Korea has a hard time getting their dong up.
N. Korea’s dong won’t reach! That seems to be Guess What’s complaint; apparently he likes em’BIG.
Indiana Homo
And I suppose you like them small and unable to go the distance.
Don’t get your hopes up GW, as Ice Cube said “this A*H*** says exit only”. You will have to find someone else to try and “stop short” with.
btw
Indiana Homo is short for Indiana Hom-o-lone Wit’YoMomma.
Indy, thats funny. I don’t care who you are.
Indiana Homo
Clearly you have confused this site as some late night dating service. Maybe Larry can direct you to the proper site to address your search for a N. Korean longer dong missile that will reach.
P.S. Looking in the wrong direction here.
NukeWow! – the last WMD a terrorist would ever need to buy.
It would be of real interest to know what the spooks know about that “test”. IOW, did the *spike* on the seismogram indicated a nuke detonation, or the signature of the detonation of an extremely large concentration of conventional explosives. They can tell the difference.
If they, the spooks, know it was not a true nuke it may serve their immediate purpose to keep mum about the truth.
The NK scientists may be trying to WOW the Dear Leader with a SHAM to save their necks. I doubt he would know the difference as long as it went BANG big time.
re Phil @1:34 – there’s an Abbott and Costello routine in there somewhere.
A: This is a Tae-po-dong.
C: Well, what type o’ dong is it?
A: I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a Tae-po-dong!
C: Yeah, but what type?
A: Forget it. This one’s a Nodong.
C: Well what good is that? I need some type o’ dong…
Okay, maybe not.
I’ll chip in to buy old white guy a nuke.
An astute observation, Kate.
GW
Apparently Yo’Momma speaks a little Korean. Guess What she calls me.
Dik Swing Lo
Indiana Homo
Larry is the one who loves your short post and d’rty talk. My mama is dead so that just makes you freakish, but Larry does not care who you are.
So exchange e-mails already and take your d’rty talk somewhere else more private. Waving good-bye now Indiana Homo.
they tested the Obamessiah and he lost.
above his pay grade again.
stong letter to follow.
GW
UR right, my bad.
Perhaps instead I should respond to your ridiculous statement of “I’m scared” which I assume was an attempt at trolling. China, Russia and many other countries are concerned about these events, as everyone should be. Your “c’est la vie” attitude shows how little you’ve thought about this subject.
Good thing Obama replaced that warmongering Bushitler and there is peace and harmony in the world…
“Dear Leader” vs “Dear Leader”
I can hear Connor (Obama) MacLeod of the clan McLeod: “there can be only one…”
president zero is going to send the north another letter saying how angry he is….lol
It would appear that the latest NK nuke test is another dud. While the preliminary news report screams Hiromisha scale explosion, this detonation only gets about 6 kiloton yield. That’s slightly more than the MOAB conventional bomb in USAF arsenal. There appears to be something seriously wrong with either their design or their material. Every other member of the Nuclear Club (US, USSR, France, UK, China, India, Pakistan) got at least 17 KT yield on their prototype. Israel didn’t even bother testing their design, and pretty much everyone believe theirs will work just fine.
At this rate, a couple of more testing, they’ll run out of fissable material.
They must not have gotten the “stong letter” from the Unimportant Nations, oh wait they have not written it yet, they only issued a “strong letter to follow” statement.
These launches were simply a poke at China and Russia, 2 missles for 2 condemnations.
Or Kate is right and they were Sales Demos for Iran and Myanmar.
hit them now and hit them hard, why wait for something further to escalate. These guys haven’t proven to be peaceful in the past what is there in history to make us think that there can be a peaceful future.
Toss in the wrecking ball, it’s citizens will be thankful later.
Big Fire…
Uhmm in nuclear weapons as in firearms it is where you aim them not in what caliber they are, it can also be summed up as “do you have a gun or not?”
The real challenge is not yield it is in the miniturization for warheads, that is the missing piece for them right now, 2 years max for a 5 kiloton medium range missle.
Obama needs to assign a North Korea Czar who can nationalize the entire North Korean nation and their nuclear industry to make it profitable for North Koreans … like they are doing with General Motors.
Why go to war when you simply bail out your enemies.
Here’s a recruitment motto.
Uncle Sam wants your money! You keep your kids.
Hey why not buy up the entire poppy crop in Afghanistan next. You know … A poppy czar.
Ya, no more fighting, just one big baksheesh world funded by the American tax-payer.
I am so scared. N. Korea has short range missiles. I am sure N. Koreans will risk a snowball fight at a missile battle. Alaska can send a little music their way for those who know what that means.
Don’t worry, be happy, Saddam Obama will look after us!
Did the phone ring at 2:00am or 3:00am and who answered it?
Shrillary is just smiling.
Kate: Yup, thats about right
Jason: Very funny…so who is the Scottish accented Spainyard
Big Fire: I think Israel did test theirs, in cooperation with the South Africans. Interesting article covering the controversy, still an unknown to this day. I find the last line in the article quite funny…if the IAEA could be fooled in the ealy 80’s, dont you think it could be fooled in the early part of this century?
http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/israel/nuke-test.htm
illiquid: Partially agree…just having a n-bomb, whether it is really effecient of not, doesnt really matter. It would be nice to know if what they have can fit in anything smaller than a airliner.
Yes I agree, a strongly worded letter is in order.
Welp, Obama is getting tested, he will do nothing, and we will pay.
Hopefully, a N. Korean Dirty Bomb sold to the Islamic Terrorist Savages will wipe Washington D.C. off the face of the map.
Ohhhhhhh that Mr. Big O he scare me. What ya gonna do about it Barry? You gonna send them a big bad letter in strong language?
I’m the only one tasteless enough to point out that the fact that North Korea has 200+ big pointy explodey nuclear missiles called “Nodong” is funny, right?
(I know, I know, this is horrible, horrible stuff.)
On a goepolitically related note, who wants to bet China invades Taiwan soon? Or do they fear the wrath of President Obama?
These are indeed test firings. North Korea is testing Obama, not the missiles.
Hadn’t thought of it that way Kate. Seems right.
After all, Obama is part of the “America is Eeeeevile” crowd who want to end its lone super-power status. What better way than to allow nuclear proliferation between all these little jerkwater tyrannies?
Good news for Rockwell and Lockheed, they are going to be busy making ICBM interceptors a mile a minute.
Somebody on another thread predicted Israel will be shooting down jetliners soon. I concur, and indeed I think that pretty soon international flights will be forced to land 200 miles from habitation in all Western nations.
Gander Newfoundland could become the new eastern hub for ALL North American air travel. Buy real estate!
the good news is as in all stalinist communist nations, the scientists responsible for the dud will be marched out to the nearest wall and executed by firing squad for the embarrassment they caused, thus setting back any successful detonation even further.
Those of you who the MSM have scared into needing a safe place to hide, there is the Russian complex, being built inside Yamantau Mountain where you may be able to buy a seat. Book early as seating may be limited.
North Korea usually does this when they want something. I wonder what Obama will give them? DVDs (which the Dear Leader likes)? Cheap toys made just over the river? Shoes?
Maybe an iPod?
DVD of “Team America: World Police”?
South Korea?
Kate:
The Sham Wow Guy got busted for punching out a hooker. Not the kind of person you want flogging your wares on the home shopping channel.
Let’s see, North Korea can’t feed its own people, but have this need to build nuclear weapons.
Of course the real question everyone wants to know is whether North Korea’s Sham Wow guy visits the gulag bordello.
I know let’s send Kim Jong Il a copy of the latest James Bond film Quantum of Solace and ask him if his rockets are ‘green friendly’ like the V2s which used ethanol fuel.
After all, if you are going to threaten the world with nuclear weapons at least the delivery system should be ‘green friendly’.
Maybe Kim Jong Il is just bartering for some more food aid.
Cheers
Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”
They’re not “test firings”, they’re “man-made launches”
BTW, did they fire Type-O-dongs?” Boy, the way the world is getting all heated, I’d say the world is having a grave case of dong envy. 🙂
Quick everyone, global group hug.
Barrack Obama (Chamberlain) …. !
Are the ones that go 1500 miles known as Long Dong’s.?
Are the GPS guided ones that can hit a door known as Ding Dong’s?
So Black mamaba you arent alone having your mind on childish things.
Phantom….good point…if a trojan horse is ever used, anywhere, that is a pretty likely scenario.
i want my own nuke. i want it now.
Surely you must all realize that “O” is using the tried and true playground bully strategy – just ignore the bully and he will sooner or later get bored and move on to someone else.
Since when has North Korea cared about losing “International acceptance” – I do not recall them ever having it to begin with.
A slap on the wrist and a strongly worded letter will do the trick.
Black Mamba, I fear you may be right. If Obama mangles this, South Koreans could begin an exodus not seen since the high-tail to Busan during the Korean War.
Where do I sign up for the “Long Dong Registry”?
It’s now obvious that the N. Koreans suffer from “Long Dong Envy”.
N. Korea has a hard time getting their dong up.
N. Korea’s dong won’t reach! That seems to be Guess What’s complaint; apparently he likes em’BIG.
Indiana Homo
And I suppose you like them small and unable to go the distance.
Don’t get your hopes up GW, as Ice Cube said “this A*H*** says exit only”. You will have to find someone else to try and “stop short” with.
btw
Indiana Homo is short for Indiana Hom-o-lone Wit’YoMomma.
Indy, thats funny. I don’t care who you are.
Indiana Homo
Clearly you have confused this site as some late night dating service. Maybe Larry can direct you to the proper site to address your search for a N. Korean longer dong missile that will reach.
P.S. Looking in the wrong direction here.
NukeWow! – the last WMD a terrorist would ever need to buy.
It would be of real interest to know what the spooks know about that “test”. IOW, did the *spike* on the seismogram indicated a nuke detonation, or the signature of the detonation of an extremely large concentration of conventional explosives. They can tell the difference.
If they, the spooks, know it was not a true nuke it may serve their immediate purpose to keep mum about the truth.
The NK scientists may be trying to WOW the Dear Leader with a SHAM to save their necks. I doubt he would know the difference as long as it went BANG big time.
re Phil @1:34 – there’s an Abbott and Costello routine in there somewhere.
A: This is a Tae-po-dong.
C: Well, what type o’ dong is it?
A: I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a Tae-po-dong!
C: Yeah, but what type?
A: Forget it. This one’s a Nodong.
C: Well what good is that? I need some type o’ dong…
Okay, maybe not.
I’ll chip in to buy old white guy a nuke.
An astute observation, Kate.
GW
Apparently Yo’Momma speaks a little Korean. Guess What she calls me.
Dik Swing Lo
Indiana Homo
Larry is the one who loves your short post and d’rty talk. My mama is dead so that just makes you freakish, but Larry does not care who you are.
So exchange e-mails already and take your d’rty talk somewhere else more private. Waving good-bye now Indiana Homo.
they tested the Obamessiah and he lost.
above his pay grade again.
stong letter to follow.
GW
UR right, my bad.
Perhaps instead I should respond to your ridiculous statement of “I’m scared” which I assume was an attempt at trolling. China, Russia and many other countries are concerned about these events, as everyone should be. Your “c’est la vie” attitude shows how little you’ve thought about this subject.