Now Don’t Do Anything I* Wouldn’t Do

Having a slow afternoon? A reader passed along this little time-waster;

Good news: Ryerson University is asking its faculty about their experiences with racism.
Better news: Anybody can answer the survey.

*Speaking, of course, as a 60 plus year old trans-gendered “two spirited” Japanese Jew.
(Heh“Now can someone describe what kind of a freak would consider themself ‘Other’?”)
Update… it appears the faculty survey link has been *cough* closed. But not to fear, trusty minions!
Student survey
Staff survey

65 Replies to “Now Don’t Do Anything I* Wouldn’t Do”

  1. junior is:
    an elderly faculty member – chinese – sikh – two spirited (bi curious?) and feeling terribly discriminated against – ryerson is a horrible university one which clearly needs immediate anti racist intervention….

  2. no wait:
    junior is a young student- other racialised minority – eastern orthodox – transgendered and clearly scizophrenic…. i blame the implacable hatred embedded in every aspect of this terrible insitution – send everyone (except me) off to the re-education camp….

  3. Two spirited??
    Closest I can relate to that is through the phrase “Hornier than a two peckered billy goat.”
    Am I on the right track with this?

  4. as Elvis phrased it….
    “hornier than a two peckered goat in a pepper patch.”

  5. I answered two spirited because I thought it meant that when told to go F**ck myself, I was able to.

  6. In a local paper, one university student was lamenting that she was the victim of “polite racism”. The reporter failed to ask what the ((^*&^* was she talking about?

  7. So what’s going on with this aboriginals-have-no-race business. I’ll bet there’s a story there! God help us…

  8. Wow, that was fun. You think they would have some sort of security in place. But hey, anyplace that hires Windy Wendy Cukier as both a lecturer in systems management AND social justice issues obviously cannot manage anything.
    I had fun gaming that faculty survey. Woot, I was a 60+ Aboriginal Sikh Two Spirit who experienced harsh racism from EVERYONE. That survey won’t be worth a damn once people get finished gaming it.

  9. But how exactly does being ‘Two Spirit’ affect your sex life? I mean, the option was in the category ‘Sexual Orientation’, so could someone please enlighten me?

  10. But how exactly does being ‘Two Spirit’ affect your sex life? I mean, the option was in the category ‘Sexual Orientation’, so could someone please enlighten me?

  11. Under “race” I couldn’t find ‘Canadian’
    Why not?
    Under religion I went for ‘other’. As Islam states, Democracy is a religion.
    Final comments for improvements:
    Stop treating people as groups. Start treating people as individuals.

  12. Thank you, I haven’t had that much fun in weeks!
    My final comments for improvements: Stop judging people by their characteristics, instead judge them by their character.

  13. I’m in yur survey ruinin yur thesis.
    And, as someone whose done that sort of thing, that survey is crap. You would think that a liberal arts college could find someone with an inkling of competance that could write a decent survey.

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