16 Replies to “Taming The Mighty Associated Press”

  1. “as totalitarian forces close in around you,” says style guru p.c. blahblahlazz, “we recommend a sleek, modern silhouette to complement the new dawn!”

  2. and it doesnt even include the cost of covering Pennsylvania avenue with palm leaves for the journey on the Democrats donkey.

  3. “I’m ever upper class high society
    God’s gift to ballroom notoriety
    I always fill my ballroom
    The event is never small
    The social pages say I’ve got
    The biggest balls of all”

  4. Every right-thinking Democrat in America should buy a new suit or gown for the inauguration, even if they’re only watching it on TV.
    Maybe even buy a new car or SUV to celebrate this history-making event, all on their credit cards. It would not only help the foundering economy, but will push Americans further into debt they can’t pay off.

  5. hey bamma hosanna bamma bamma hey
    cant you see barry what you’ve done for me
    bamma hey bamma obama !
    Hosanna Heysanna Sanna Sanna Ho
    Sanna Hey Sanna Ho Sanna
    Hey Barry, Barry won’t you smile at me?
    Sanna Ho Sanna Hey Superstar
    Tell the rabble to be quiet
    We anticipate a riot
    This common crowd
    Is much too loud
    Tell the mob who sing your song
    That they are fools and they are wrong
    They are a curse
    They should disperse
    O Bama HeyBamma Bamma Bamma O
    Bama Hey Sanna Ho Sanna
    Hey Barry, Barry you’re alright by me
    Bama O Banna Hey SuperBarr
    Barry —-
    Why waste your breath moaning at the crowd?
    Nothing can be done to stop the shouting
    If ev’ry tongue was still the noise would still continue
    The rocks and stones themselves would start to sing:
    Crowd, with Barry
    Obama HeyBamma Bamma Bama O
    Bama Hey Ba Ma O Bama
    Hey Barry, won’t you organize for me?
    Bama O Bama Hey Super Bar
    apologies to andrew lloyd webber and tim rice.
    I cant believe how this one fits too.
    when we will we fly to stop jerusalem?
    when we will we try to stop jerusalem?
    Why should you want to know?
    Don’t you mind about the future
    Don’t you try to think ahead
    Save tomorrow for tomorrow
    When the planet starts to heal.
    I could give you facts and figures
    I could give you plans and forecasts
    Even tell you where I’m going, uh, uh, oh, huh, uh
    Democrats chorus
    When do we
    deride Jerusalem?
    When do we deride Jerusalem?
    Barry Hussein
    Why should you want to know
    Why are you obsessed with fighting
    Times and fates you can’t defy?
    If you knew the path we’re riding
    You’d understand it less than I

  6. “Bling bling
    Everytime I come around yo city
    Bling bling
    Pinky ring worth about fifty
    Bling bling
    Everytime I buy a new ride
    Bling bling
    Lorenzos on Yokahama tires
    Bling bling” Lil’Wayne/Hot Boys
    What’s the term rappers use to describe a brotha who’s just come into money?

  7. Stairway To Heaven
    there a media that knows all that is right wing is cold
    and they’re paving a stairway for hussien.
    when he gets there they know , if the economy is closed
    with a word he can give what they came for.
    uh ,uh, a uh , uuh , um , um , uh, um uh uh um uh,uh.

  8. I think when Ronny got in they used Sinatra and when Billy got in they moved forward to the BeachBoys ,
    is America ready for a Rap inaugeration?

  9. 10 bucks says the attendees list of this gala ball will read like a who’s who of corporate and banking welfare pleaders.
    BTW I wonder if Joe the Plumber got an invite?

  10. Incidentally, here’s another song of Inauguration:
    courtesy of MartinB , who cant post right now. to the tune of “Its a small world”
    It’s a world of press smears,
    and a world of shady ties
    It’s a world to control
    and a world of hidden lies
    There’s so much we’re told to fear
    But we know our Saviour’s near
    It’ll soon be Barak’s world after all.
    It’s Barak’s world for now,
    It’s Barak’s world for now,
    It’s Barak’s world for now,
    and he’ll be in charge for awhile

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