“I’d rather lease” – Small Dead Animals

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…tried that line on the wife and she said she’d probably end up suing me anyway.
So then I said she was equivalent to a K_mart Red Light special I couldn’t pass up.
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Oh, btw, I’m typing this from my laptop in the garage…brrr it’s getting cold.
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ah.. there’s a point of diminshing returns on honesty here…

The man’s response makes perfect sense. I remember a wealthy man once quoted said this.
“If it flies, floats or f**ks … RENT IT!”

Wow. What a moronic narcissistic bimbo. The guy respondant is being too generous, a “wasting asset” implies she had any from the start.
Want to bet her hair color and boobs don’t match up with anything found in nature.

What the chick should have said is that I’m available for a torrid affair as long as I can get ahead in the corporate world. Oh well dumb dumb.

Family Law in many western jurisdictions makes marriage for most prosperous older men too dangerous. In a seminar a while back a lawyer explained that in BC a pre-nup agreement is usually given very little weight in the courts after about 3 years. So much for the government’s vanuted role of assuring the sanctity of contracts, eh?
I also feel that many young men who may have escaped the emasculation of radical feminism are delaying marriage due in part at least to these family law regimes.

Sounds like one or two girlies I used to know back in T.O. Didn’t marry either one, thank God.

Where are the libertarians to denounce the fact that you can’t get an enforceable prenup contract in this country? Oh that’s right, they’re poseurs.

Incidentally, med students were specifically warned about this kind of thing as part of their curriculum, where I went to school.
It ain’t new, just crude. Putting herself on Craig’s List is actually somewhat less crude than the usual gold digger. At least you know what you’re dealing with, eh?

Why buy the cow when the milk is free?

Anyone who’s ever dated a woman even remotely like this knows: The milk is never free.

****Contracts are limited and renewable; marriage is a permanent, life-long commitment.****
yup, to honour, love, and cherish, till DIVORCE do us part!!!!!

Lust never costs more than 200.00.

As a wiser man once told me “There is nothing in the world as expensive as free p*ssy”.

As a divorced man in his fifties having been dragged to the cleaners 15 years ago and losing more than half my assets I now find that marriage is no longer an option. It’s become too risky a proposition.
Fifteen years later, my asssets are now rebuilt and my income is solid but I can’t afford to lose again. So I just date. No living together whatsover.
Was it in Ontario that a judge tossed out a pre-nuptial recently because in his eyes the agreement appeared “unfair” to one party ?

“Fifteen years later, my asssets are now rebuilt and my income is solid but I can’t afford to lose again. So I just date. No living together whatsover.”
Men don’t pay prostitutes for sex. They pay them to leave afterwards. (So a friend once informed me.)

Great good fun.
Sean, you are dead right and that is, of course, the point here. There is leasing, by the day, the hour or the month and then there is lease to own. In both cases both parties have reduced a wonderful thing to a cash transaction.
Our putative 500k a year guy can afford the very best in call girls but I rather doubt he’ll have an interesting, committed, partner. The gal would be better off going retail and charging out at a grand an hour plus expenses and tips.
Neither have the slightest idea what marriage is or why it might be interesting and rewarding across a really long run.
Critically, neither of these narcissists clued into the great truth about marriage which is that it is really about a family rather than two pretty/rich people. And families, for better or worse, go on well past the point where mum’s looks fade or Dad has a gazillion dollars.

All true things Jay. You can’t have kids with a rented chick. Although many people seem to be trying, and its making a mess.
Thing to remember though, the clued-out narcissist in the story who’s selling her ass on Craig’s List, she’s non-functional. Mentally challenged. Dare I say it, crippled!
A person like that is not capable of participating in a proper marriage, probably not even capable of imagining what it might be like.
Hopefully her derangement is learned, so the School of Hard Knocks will “educate” her out of it. If not, some poor guy (or a bunch of guys!) is going to end up really miserable.

I was executor for an estate under attack by a gold digger. The elderly gent, having been ripped off a decade or so earlier, made all the right moves to make sure that there was no possibility of construing the relationship as “common law”. Even in his final throes on his death bed — I was there — he kept re-iterating “…. nothing permanent … I made sure … nothing permanent …”.
I shall never forget, and will always savour, the delicious moment I revealed to her that she was getting $100K not the bulk of his estate worth over $2 million which went to a charitable foundation of his own creation. Mind you, she had gotten a condo out of it earlier.
And I shall also never forget the e-mail correspondence with a heavy duty downtown female lawyer telling me that “we will not be pursiung an action under the Wills Variation Act”. I told her she was making a virtue out of necessity. Zero grounds.

This woman is a whore. Nothing better.
I will never understand men who are sucessful in their careers but so vain and foolish in their personal life that they would allow themselves to buy a trophy wife instead of finding a suitable partner.
The Blond bimbo with fake ones and a botox smile is worth less than the price of a cheap hooker but costs infinity more.
What is equally pathetic is why these whores have so little self-esteem that the benifit of a little greed outweighs the shame at being sold for money.

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