The Purity Test

Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 0%

Congratulations, Patriot! Wave your flag proudly, stand tall, and bask in the glory of George Bush’s America. The terrorists will never win so long as there is a sufficient number of people like you out there. Never question, never doubt. You are on the right side. America’s side. God’s side. Rush Limbaugh has told you so. Rah rah, go Bush!!

Do You Want the Terrorists to Win?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

I passed.
And, I’m pleasantly surprised, I am.

27 Replies to “The Purity Test”

  1. Ok I passed. Whew! That’s way more stress than I want. Me too Kate, pleasantly surprised.

  2. Jose, what’s your score 99 or 100?
    No, wait, 200. He wants to have Osama chop his head off first before Scott Bryson.

  3. Wow, unbiased comment on the end of that poll. Almost sounds sarcastic and mocking, doesn’t it?

  4. well I got 100% on the grammar, 85-100 range on the high school diploma, and 68% on the very slanted winning terrorists.
    apparently you have to support the clucking squawking hand puppet bush or you’re a lackey of saddam. or whoever.
    fill ‘er up !!!

  5. I answered the questions honestly…here’s what I got:
    “Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 91%
    You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, “blame America first”-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal..”
    On another note: if torture is so cool then why don’t we do it domestically? For example, it is said by the Rosie O’Donnell crowd that pedophiles have an average of 200 victims before they get apprehended. So wouldn’t it make sense to torture the hell out of arrested pedophiles to get confessions for the other 199 victims? Or drug dealers: torture them until you get the names of who they buy from and sell to.

  6. I only got four per cent, but I can see toronto across the lake, it’s not my fault!

  7. That was the dumbest quiz I have ever taken …
    Most of the questions were entirely filled with answers which were entirely opinion and not supported by fact. I can’t believe that you would even post a link to something that is so awful.

  8. 36% A rather wishy washy performance. At least you are less than half aligned with evil. However your patriotism and allegiance to President Bush are lacking. You certainly harbor a few treasonous thoughts, which will no doubt result in the deaths of at least a few of our troops. Please get yourself straightened out immediately. Read a book by Ann Coulter at once!
    Its funny, though the answers are not what I’d like. Still voted Bush.

  9. Oh my gosh , I got , “38%; A rather wishy-washy performance.”
    I’m embarrassed. This just goes to prove that we’re not all “rednecks” on SDA and that there is in fact wide diversity of thought. In fact, some of us here in Toronto must be undergoing subliminal brainwashing and torture by the MSM into appeasement.
    I thought I was an alpha on this subject, it turns out that I’m a submissive pup that needs Ann Coulter remedial canine-like care. But that would be un-Canadian.
    Kate, why don’t you start a canine academy for us wishy-washy, wimpy, whelps from the East?

  10. I’m more than half of a terrorist sympathizer (60%)
    Kind of odd because I don’t hate Bush and consider myself right of centre.
    I also think our primary reason in Afghanistan should be to kill Taliban…the more the better.
    Perhaps it’s my principles getting in the way again. I hate torture, and have trouble believing Iraq was about WMD’s.
    I also believe that the French want the terrorists to win.

  11. 0%er and…
    Would torture help Canada’s citizens recover our missing billion $$$ Jane Stewart and Alphonse Gaglianos said they “lost” while at the helm of Public Works ?
    I say we give it a whirl.

  12. Oh, and Bob,
    You’re on to something here… torturing pedophiles? Sounds good to me!
    In fact, boiling off their nads with scalding acid, gouging out their eyes and cutting off their fingers is a good start (no anaesthetic necessary.) Then we can start to really cause some suffering on the subhuman beasts.

  13. “You, sir or ma’am, are more than half terrorist sympathizer. Your ill-will toward America can barely be concealed, and has now been uncovered by this quiz.”
    51% O_O maybe I slept too long last night… or woke up drunk….

  14. Hmm. 47%. Apparently I harbour some treasonous thoughts, perhaps my belief Dubya is a big fathead for invading Iraq. It’s good to know I not quite a mouth-breathing redneck. O wait a minute, I don’t support Kyto – donc – 100% oil-lackey, mean-spirited, divisive; you know, just not a team player. Sigh.

  15. 4%. I live in Toronto.
    But the test is a joke. I mean if you wanted to get 0%, it’s not hard. And even 50% doesn’t mean you’re going pink. Hell, I don’t agree with some of the things Bush has done or said. For example, who buys the Bush statement that he’s made over and over again that, “Islam is a religion of peace?” Obvious appeasement combined with ignorance, right up there with the best of the left. He’s also failed to identify the enemy, which is fatal. Although, since his “Islamofascists” statement he’s getting warmer.

  16. It takes a thick skin to be a world power politician.
    When you decide to pull out and let the Shiia and Sunni reduce their own numbers throgh ethnic cleans . . surgury.
    It must be rough sleeping through the killing of teachers and students nightmares.
    Looks like a money saver at first, until you consider what yet another *Pulled Punch* is going to cost us when Iran*s Persian fundamentalist World Control Power Dome gets organized in Iraq.
    The West*s test score on doing the *Right* thing, = 0! = TG

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