LONGEST SANDWICH: The longest sandwich measured 634.50 m (2,081 ft) and was created by Pietro Catucci and Antonio Latte of EuroSpin in Mottola, Taranto, Italy, on August 7, 2004. The ingredients included 920 kg (2,028.25 lb) of flour, 512 litres (112.6 gal) of water and 25 kg (55.11 lb) of salt.
MOST UTTERANCES OF WORD “NO”: In May of 2005, during telephone conversations between members of the Canadian government and staff, and an opposition Member Of Parliament, the word “no” was uttered by government officials 14,327 times (averaging just under one “no” per second) over a taped four hour time period.
WALKING – GREATEST DOCUMENTED LIFETIME MILEAGE: Between 1969 and 2000, Arthur Blessitt of Florida, USA, walked 34,501 miles on seven continents while carrying a 3.7-metre cross.
LONGEST GUITAR MARATHON: The longest guitar marathon by an individual lasted for 42 hours and was achieved by Guillermo Paolisso Terraza (Argentina), at the Galleria Umberto 1�, Napoli, Italy, from 22 to 23 January 2005. During the marathon Guillermo Paolisso Terraza played about 800 songs in an assortment of 16 different musical styles.
HEAVIEST KIDNEY STONE: Peter Baulman (Australia) had a kidney stone removed from his right kidney in December 2003 at The Gold Coast Hospital, Southport, Queensland, Australia, weighing 356 g (12.5 oz) and measuring at its widest point, 11.86 cm (4.66 in).
More Guinness Records here

Yeah – my kidey stone was the same size but I passed it naturally.
My x wife said I was the biggest jerk on earth, and Guinness wouldn’t acknowledge the record…. 🙁
I know of a university drop out that walked 30 feet and morphed into a cabinet minister
Librano Sign Generator works:
Received first unsolicited e-mail today from an acquaintance (Long time Liberal) containing a sign.
Ridicule is a powerful political weapon.
More, please.
Bring the Liberals down.
Wow. Didn’t see it until no.
Smooth; but like some more mayno, please.
Murphy’s Law: No will get you a yes.
Well, duh. Sometimes I make you work for it.
Of course, there is another post further down for the readers who are “confused” by it….
Anybody here ever walk a mile for a camel?
Think about it.
I think the Guiness book of records should show how the msm media have spun this Labrador bi election in to something the “Librano’s” won,when it was the MATIS NATION with the former leader of the Labrador Matis Nation, and the “candidate”? disguised as Libranos that grabbed all the marbles and the only way the Conservatives could ever take that riding is to migrate a few thousand NON Metis into the riding. How can one blame the METIS when the Aboriginals have been forced on to the Canadian TETE since so-called CONFEDERATION? Money talks for ALL special interest groups and the Liberals have taken good care of the chiefs, and the band councells, and the 20,000 empolyees in the Hull Ottawa area that work on the Aboriginal portfolio so now Librano’s have added another “duck” into their “row of ducks ” in doing so allowing them to think they are “really” going to be the savior of Kanada FOREVER. Bringing MATIS in disguise of Liberrano’s into “their” TRIBE.(The Mexican Illegals are looking for a home away from “Tyranny” (home))!
“Thats the way I see it”, to steal a quote, Stephen ww2 vet
Good point stephen ww 2vet, which brings up a question, how many “dead dogs” do you think will be voting in the next election:
http://tinyurl.com/74jsu
Given that our hard-earned tax dollars funded this particular campaign, you’d think the Libranos mighta learned something.
Linda,
Not sure I’m grasping the meaning of what your saying. I’m male and have my own interpretation but not sure what yours is.
Charter is a bad topic with me, not that the charter was bad, but the interpretations of the charter to suite what ever need is required. Always gets me in trouble with the libertarians.. 🙁
Or is it the funding in general?
I know how to get the Liars att. This year Alberta will transfer about 12 Billion dollars to the feds…stop the transfer..i bet that would get attention in this country.Hit them where it will hurt the most.
Rob,
Not the Charter per se (that’s a complete other topic…) — just the inanity of the phrase “no means no” — in any context.
BRIAN DALY Wed May 25, 5:20 PM ET
MONTREAL (CP) – An aide in Prime Minister Paul Martin’s office told the sponsorship inquiry Wednesday he was paid $28,000 under the table to work for the Liberals in the late 1990s.
Gaetano Manganiello, who is on a paid leave of absence from his job as a media officer in the PMO, said he worked off the books as a party logistics specialist in 1998 and 1999. He said the then-boss of the party’s Quebec wing, Benoit Corbeil, approached him at the Montreal headquarters and said the party was in dire financial straights.
Has this Librano$ been arrested for fraud?
Did he pay income tax on this money stolen from Canadians?
Will his boss, Payola Martin, be held accountable for his employee’s actions. Did Martin aid and abet this theft?
We await answers, Mr. Martin.
This testimony ties Prime Minister Martin to the crimes attested to by witnesses in sworn testimony at the Judge Gomery Sponsorship Scanadal Inquiry.
Kate: Maybe we should see if Guinness records has a catagory for most number of utterances of the phrase “wait for Gomery”.
Who would win?… Brison, Martin Goodale or the media?