Give a man some chile cheese nachos and he’ll snack for ten minutes; teach a man how to make his own chile cheese nachos using pre-prepared store-bought ingredients and he’ll turn into a forlorn bachelor trapped in an existential hell.
h/t Judith
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This is one smart woman. She says feminists/liberals/progressives/Marxists/communists are one and the same. No wonder she gets death threats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT9jeK30yH8
That’s quite possibly the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
I always drip the Cheezewhiz on my tie. He really IS a pro!
It really is quite sad.
The CBC is (once again) spewing venom at Western Canada. We’re back in the 1970’s when they would openly mock us on National TV and Radio news. Do we really need the CBC to tell us that hot dog vendors at the Calgary Stampede are seeing sales drop due to low oil prices?? Like hello Einstein! Calgary is an oil city!!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/calgary-stampede-a-welcome-distraction-in-a-depressing-year-1.3146489
OH THE HUMMANITY!!!!
I ‘ll bet as a government type he has a bailout package through the government
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20150712/eu–greece_bailout-37cc00c290.html
That would be terribly bland. You’d need some salsa sauce at the very least.
Socialist lobotomy
Who’d a thunk
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20150710-the-gruesome-untold-story-of-eva-perons-lobotomy
Does he have a video on how to boil water?
I can’t seem to get it quite right.
She one crazy bi atch.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/breastfeeding-mom-asked-to-leave-ontario-restaurant-she-claims-1.3148210
I’ll match you with one crazy bastard.
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/offended-flea-market-shopper-calls-911-over-confederate-merchandise/
Now imagine that these are all far left wing computer robots.
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2015/07/08/computers-perceive-reality/
Time to ban ball hats on reserves
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/winnipeg-folk-festival-urged-to-ban-headdresses-1.3148847
Maybe they can drop back to loin clothes and moccasins
Next week; Ramen Noodles with Tu, Tu Piccolo Iddio from Madame Butterfly.
Just another example in a long list of junk science fads. It even comes with unintended consequences. Do some critical thinking, people!!
http://t.co/5EIWCWhDMj
Give them an inch and they want the whole football field.
http://dailycaller.com/2015/07/10/now-the-symbol-of-new-orleans-is-considered-racist/#ixzz3fWddfEvG
O.K., who crept into my Kitchen with a video camera and violin?
I laughed so hard I cried until my nose bled into the chili.
Candi Dcamera
Polygonal ground on a large scale
Slow cold at the edge of the solar system
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
Looks like the EUs solution for bailing out Greece is to seize some of the Greek governments assets and sell them.
““This Eurogroup list of demands is madness,” Nobel laureate Paul Krugman wrote on his blog. “It’s a grotesque betrayal of everything the European project was supposed to stand for.”
Via Bloomberg – if krugman hates it I am pleased.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-07-12/eu-demands-tsipras-s-capitulation-as-greek-bailout-costs-spiral
President Trump…don’t laugh, it could happen. Donald Trump would be an improvement over the present incumbent, he’d get my vote over HillBill. Why? He’s speaking in truths and perhaps that’s something the people are beyond ready for.
I don’t know whether or not that was supposed to be funny but it sure as heck was funny.
You know what’s sadder? Michelle Obama’s lunch program that’s what.
Go down to the caf. for some mope.
http://www.businessinsider.com/students-tweeting-awful-photos-school-lunches-michelle-obama-healthier-meals-2014-4
San Francisco plans ticker parade to welcome “Home” EL chapo Guzman
The return to good times will keep the 9th circuit Court busy counting drug money
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/mexico-drug-lord-el-chapo-guzman-escapes-through-tunnel/ar-AAcSnRL
You are right, a great match.
The myth of big bad gluten.
“AS many as one in three Americans tries to avoid gluten, a protein found in wheat, barley and rye. Gluten-free menus, gluten-free labels and gluten-free guests at summer dinners have proliferated.”
“Most of these assertions, however, are contradicted by significant evidence, and distract us from our actual problem: an immune system that has become overly sensitive.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/05/opinion/sunday/the-myth-of-big-bad-gluten.html
Exactly! The next thing you know they will want cotton banned.
“The facility that we envision in Vancouver will be able to unload a 130-car unit train in under six hours, which is a complete step-change to the industry with respect to efficiency,” said Karl Gerrand, chief executive officer of G3.
http://www.producer.com/2015/06/terminal-will-transform-grain-export-g3/
Too bad the Saudis are a partner in this.
Unfortunaately I don’t own a microwave! Would a stove top work?
I hate to say it, but this has my dad written all over it. He would totally think it was a great idea.
Has anyone heard of or seen any videos from John Oliver HBO? He just did this one http://youtu.be/xcwJt4bcnXs regarding taxpayers funding pro sport stadiums.
He reminds me a bit of Dennis Miller with a British accent.
Here’s another one ripping the NCAA (Think left wing university) on their treatment of student athletes http://youtu.be/pX8BXH3SJn0
The tolerant left…
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Her Tweet included the comment “I dare you to wear those tomorrow night”, along with the hashtag #Racism.
http://www.ottawasun.com/2015/07/13/confederate-flag-sparks-controversy-at-bluesfest
This could be Bob Beckel after he was canned from FoxNews.
Pope clarifies his reaction to the hammer ,sickle, and crucifix gift.
When will someone ask him a question about the millions who were killed by communist dictators?
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_REL_VATICAN_COMMUNIST_CRUCIFIX?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2015-07-13-10-01-45
Mohammed’s Diary.
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“B.C. terror suspect Othman Hamdan was a classic loner: Never interacted with local Muslim community” (NP)
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“Tigris runs red in video of ISIL massacre that killed up to 1,700 Shia Muslims and soldiers”
“The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant has released footage of its deadliest massacre, showing executions on an industrial scale”
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/tigris-becomes-river-of-blood-in-video-of-isil-massacre
New NDP attack ad targets Conservatives over ethical lapses. “Mulcair and the party are hoping the ads will help convince voters who are tired of the Conservatives and looking for change that the NDP is the best place to park their votes.”
No really? Ethical lapses? Like owing taxpayers $2.7million plus penalties for using constituency funds for political purposes, and arrogantly refusing to return the money because they need it for the election, aka political purposes?
Is that wrong? We’re not sure; they’re not saying. Are leftists that blind to their hypocrisy? They don’t seem to understand the difference between private/party funds and taxpayers/public dollars. Is that because 99.9% of the elites in their party have never worked a day in the private sector?
This is a train wreck in waiting for the NDP; metaphorically speaking that is. Such irony, such fun to see. Do they actually believe the Grits or Tories will let them get away with this?
Oh well, the decision to order the return of funds was “partisan.” I see, so you didn’t break the rules/law? Hmmmm, is that an ethical lapse too? Oh, you’re pulling the ad? Deer, meet headlights.
http://www.canada.com/News/canada/Gargoyle+attack+targets+Conservatives+over+ethical+lapses/11211180/story.html
Has anyone told the Quebecois about this?