Take Me, Obama

4 Replies to “Take Me, Obama”

1. They should have/could have mimicked a funeral announcement… much more appropriate.

2. That because the press think the “Obama-Nation(tm)” nuptials will lead to an “Obamagasm”.
   But unfortunately voting ‘revenge’ at the ballot box is likely a poor reason for ‘press-titute nuptials’.
   Chris Matthew’s ‘tingle up his leg’ should check the puddle at his feet, and change his shorts.
   This will be cause for annulment, because “Fluke-ups” are unable to form the proper intent for marriage.
   Luke 14:23-24
   23 And the master said to the servant, `Go out to the highways and hedges, and compel people to come in, that my house may be filled. 24 For I tell you, none of those men who were invited shall taste my banquet.'”
   Cheers
   Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
   1st Saint Nicolaas Army
   Army Group “True North”

3. Um, why would Obama marry the media.
   I mean, why buy the cow when you get the milk for free.

4. Don’t know….looks a lot like a funeral card to me….