Y2Kyoto: A Neo-Con Victory For The Climate

With Canadians increasingly anxious over the looming threat of year-round gardening, and entrenched in a foreign policy viewpoint premised on a seething hatred of George Bush, Stephane Dion’s stars were aligning.
And then this had to happen;

“Iraq has formally ratified the UN’s Kyoto Protocol on climate change, according to a government statement…”

Dead jihadis as carbon credits – the Global War On Terror and Global War On Warming could join forces and save the word together!
(“Elizabeth May, Canada’s Ambassador to Iraq” has a nice ring to it.)
Related – At this rate, Al Gore may end up killing more islamists than Bush ever hoped to.

15 Replies to “Y2Kyoto: A Neo-Con Victory For The Climate”

  1. Ah, I read almost to the end but missed that last part.
    That does make sense. If stupid Europeans are going to give them money for developing their economy they’d be foolish not to take it.
    If some fool offered to give me a wad of cash I assure you I wouldn’t object.

  2. clean up that “dirty oil” business so the europeans can release their guilt while driving the Pyrenees

  3. Yes Kate Kyoto always has a money trail, I would think Mo Strong is slithering around in the shadows on this??

  4. (“Elizabeth May, Canada’s Ambassador to Iraq” has a nice ring to it.)
    Ya, right. First Saddam Hussein uses Iraqi oil revenue to build himself an assortment of castles and other perks, and now you want Elizabeth May to lobby for leaving the oil in the ground. Iraqis cannot win.

  5. Gee, think of all those carbon credits they will get by not having air conditioning…
    It is nice to see that the Iraq government is developing the bad habits of the west. Fiddling while Rome burns. You know, like changing the menu at the congressional dining room. Important stuff.

  6. On the topic of GW ,I heard they are trying to get the wheels in motion to ban those outdoor patio heaters in the European union.

  7. And the cause – all those people from the warm and sandy countries, who got their first DL in Canada but weren’t told how to drive in snow. Now you can call me a racist!

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