10 Replies to “When I Die…”

  1. having been beaten by the grade 1 teacher for having my face in a book, threatened by the grade 5 teacher to flunk me “for 2 pins”, sexually abused, laughed at by cops trying to report a theft, accused of trying to “get away” after being assaulted RECORDED BY SURVEILLANCE VIDEO etc etc, despite an excellent comprehensive blood test in 2019 AND universal blood donor type O+ there is not a chance in hell l will donate anything more than a toenail clipping.
    the joke is when me and the recently deceased FAILED organ recipient wind up in the same ‘place’, then and ONLY then do l reach in my guts, pull out the rotted kidney and THROW IT AT THEM ‘you can have it NOWand its because the way their surviving loved one treated me for 70 years that they are now dead also.

  2. That reminds me of the funniest scam in Fight Club where he steals the fat out of liposuction clinics dumpsters to make high quality soap to re-sell to the rich women who get liposuction.

  3. It used to be you dedicated your body to science. Now it’s used for frankensteinian enhancements.

    1. Maybe combine body fat with stupid and you’d have a winner. Add some purple hair.

  4. “Donated cadavers” — perhaps people who are murdered by MAID?
    The movie Brasil didn’t go far enough.

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