The protesting students are, they say, “alienated” and “actively harmed” by the fact that a course of study titled Major English Poets actually features major English poets. So acute is the students’ distress at this shocking discovery that some feel obliged to “get up and leave the room.” Because, having chosen to take a degree in English literature – a language originated on a smallish island in the northern hemisphere and developed by the pallid Englishmen who lived there – it is of course outrageous that the key figures in the history of that language should quite often turn out to be pallid Englishmen.

I was going to write some quip about the next humorous for us but shocking for them discovery that these obviously deficient humanoids were going to stumble upon. However, upon going through the list of obvious facts for which one could claim some lefty sense of victimisation over I failed to find even one new one.
Perhaps it is my white privilege which is preventing me from seeing how my every breath is destroying the rich tapestry of the socialist utopia that we call came from and they are longing to return to.
Perhaps one of them would care to explain it to me; non-hegemonically of course (absolutely not derived nor delivered in any way, manner, or means that is a result of the evil judeo-christian culture).
Dear whining little snowflakes so darn delicate and fragile Please climb out of your Safe Space(Playpen)and GROW UP you silly little wanks
Exactly. This nonsense and similar style nonsense in other social and cultural areas all has a Marxist base of some sort.
And this is Yale, alma matter of major Presidents and hopefuls, including the current Democrat nominee. Not some obscure state agriculture college in Kansas. One wonders what exactly brings such people to Ivy league schools and what the parents footing the bills, among the world’s highest think.
You DO realize that snowflakes are WHITE ! So, once again, you melanin-challenged creatures of unfair privilege are superimposing YOUR image on all of us noble creatures of c-o-l-o-r. Please choose a more colorful metaphor to describe us chosen people.
In the logical progression of progressive thought (or what passes for it), the white guilt of the affirmative action generation has morphed into blatant anti-white racism exemplified by the Ivy League receptacles of the new American exceptionalism, that being the hubris that Americans can somehow become socialist without all the requisite misery, poverty and tyranny experienced everywhere else on the planet. The strategy seems to be on two fronts. One, green theocracy, and two, identity politics on steroids. Fundamental transformation on schedule and always over-budget.
David, I’m not sure you are allowed to use the racist term “pallid” unless you are also of English pedigree.
If you are, then we may slap each other on the back and call our English brethren “pallid” to our hearts content.
Of course, if any other group even says the word “pallid”, we are obligated to point and scream RACIST at the top of our lungs.
Of course. Shakespeare is full of cultural appropriation, right?
“Othello” was written about a Moor by–shudder!–a white man! Worse yet, he was portrayed as having anger issues. Quick, get rid of it!
“Macbeth” was about a Scottish king written by an Englishman. Delete it immediately!
And all those plays that take place in Italy.
Worse, the Bard was always writing about the 1%, wasn’t he? All those plays about kings and rich people and nothing about those working for minimum wage.
I won’t even discuss all those characters running around in drag…..
Don’t worry snowflakes – the EU is working on re-writing history – but first they must replace the population of England with Pakistani muslims. Then they can successfully launch a believable revised Eng Lit curriculum that focuses on melodious verses of the Koran.
Of course. Once sharia becomes the law of the land, they can’t allow student minds to be contaminated by Crusader falsehoods such as the Magna Carta.
D students at work, actively harmed by their own laziness and stupidity.
The dean should tell these kids that they are too stupid to be university students and expel them.
We should perhaps, celebrate that a goodly percentage of these were a bit gayish (to say the least), and that Wordsworth was excited about the French Revolution (also know as the Great Terror). Also, we are aware that Ezra Pound, though American, was likely a fascist in his political views, and a number of them died in the 1st world war, fighting the tyranny of the Bosch!