22 Replies to “US Congressional Hearing on UFOs”

  1. Aliens came, saw the world was full of socialists, said this world will never amount to anything and left.

    1. “Nope, Commander Vlorg, there’s no intelligent life here.” Or, as The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy would describe us, “Mostly harmless”.

  2. The belief that UFOs are aliens is no different than the belief that they are angels and demons.

  3. Alien #1: “This planet is to the galaxy what Pakistan is to Earth.”
    Alien #2: (Lol) “Let’s play war games here till they figure out we’re real then turn their yellow star into a black hole.”

  4. Might be the one advanced technology that keeps Russia from launching a nuke into space, but local destruction of Ukraine,
    Who knows??

    1. Dems need to visit Ukraine,
      They Can watch the fireworks Around the first of June!

  5. The imaging systems are so good that pilots are picking up birds from far away and calling them UFO’s.

  6. I can’t help but wonder why after decades of labelling people batshit crazy and putting the fear of God into any pilot or scientist who pondered stepping forward that they’re finally admitting “yup, they’re out there”… although they’re still being tight lipped about it.
    Maybe the omnipresent cellphone finally burst the dam but the timing of this is too weird for my tastes.
    Anyone going to ask about Roswell? That’d be cool.

    1. Navy pilot Cmndr. David Fravor is one of those guys who’ll give you a sense he wasn’t “bad” at anything.

      1. There are lots of highly competent men who have seen strange things. A guy called “Timothy Goode” compiles a bunch of them in some books in the 1990s.
        “Above Top Secret” was one of them, IIRC.

      2. Well I get your point, but you do understand what a UFO is, right?
        Unidentified.
        The moment you say “Yup, it’s an alien” then it is no longer a UFO. It’s an alien.

        UFOs are real. Aliens? Probably, but unconfirmed.

        1. I don’t think they’re “aliens”, in the sense of beings who evolved on another planet and used spaceships to come here.

  8. yup, allans out there, really important. Inflation, gas prices, baby formula shortage , all not important as they already know the cause for those, So lets distract every one with UFO inquiry . and its a bipartisan plan

    1. Good to see I’m not the only one who sees this distraction for what it is.

      “Oh look! A squirrel!”

      1. Yeppers. First thought that came to mind, “Geez, don’t we have any bigger fish to fry than UFO’s?”

        1. One World Government. We need to vaccinate everyone against the Martian Plague!

  11. Meh.
    Congress is just softening us up,so we will placidly accept the news..Our Elected officials and most of the bureaus are Lizard People.
    Nasty Peelousy has gone insane,even by Lizard People Standards,so they need the last few “Normals” help to smother her..
    Holy Water.
    Wooden Stake.
    The Lords Prayer..
    Any of these things brought close to her,ought to cause combustion.

  12. Aliens came, saw the dogs, many of whom didn’t work but were served hand and paw by humans, but the lazy humans didn’t have their poop picked up like the dogs did. From this they concluded dogs ran the world and have been communicating with them ever since.

    Didn’t anyone notice the alien craft was playing chase me?

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