New Governor, Same As The Old Governor

20 Replies to “New Governor, Same As The Old Governor”

1. Such an evil creature.

2. He has the mannerisms of Woody from Toy Story, with less charisma.

   1. Oh yeah
      I have it on good authority that he can do a better air guitar rendition than Paul Martin ever could.

   2. He looks like a sack of dried pickles hung on a hook in the wall.

3. Today Dear Leader Carney visits Toronto for a photo-op.

4. Total numpty.

   1. Prime Minister Fun Killington

      1. DNF in the Twit Olympics. He can’t even compete with the other Twits.

   2. Numpty, numpty, nump. Nump city! Sorry, don”t mind me, I get carried away…

5. PP is Millhouse and this codger is a dead ringer for Mr. Burns.

   1. I’ll see your “PP is Millhouse” and raise your “codger” to the lovechild of Glenn Quagmire AND Mr. Burns. Giggity, Giggity.

6. Let me guess
   99 lbs soaking wet?
   Can’t punch his way through a wet paper bag.
   Able to tear open a ream of paper by instructing the office admin to do it for him.
   And does whatever his wife tells him to.
   A perfect example of a Canadian senior bureaucrat.

   1. Get that man a double cheeseburger fer gawd sakes.

7. Thanks for not subjecting us to the bookend of the ENDP train wreck, which was the Juno “awards”. While definitely not watching this morass of mediocrity, the lowlights posted by others that suffered through it, ascertain the common theme with the ENDP shenanigans.
   Trannies. Gender ambiguous wreckage. 400 pound Nelly furtado. Musicians you never heard of. And old Marx Carnage in a suit, the squarest, unhippest dingbat there.
   Does anyone really watch this dreck?
   The last time I watched was to see Gordon Lightfoot get much deserved acknowledgement in the late 70s.

   1. You spelled Nully Fatardo wrong.
      Yeah, I think that was the last time I watched, too. Gordie getting his award from Bob.

      1. The only way to do it with a two out of ten, just turn off the light, turn off the light.

8. Nero forgot his fiddle.

9. Have never been much of a smiler myself.
   I ask passport photographers not to ask me not to smile, as already not smiling complying with that request makes me look like a middle east terrorist.

   It hit me just now: my not being much of a smiler may be a mortal fear of smiling like THAT. What a phony SOB.

10. That sawed off little chicken fkucer brings the definition of knobtivity to a much higher level. He reminds me of Mr. Potatohead.

11. The prince of putz.