16 Replies to “Make Chastity Belts Great Again”

    1. Astute Zappa allusion, bro.
      Catholic gurls and baritone women have nothing to add…right, crew sluts?

    2. The Tubes … Don’t Touch Me There

      https://youtu.be/KyQnIUq5xzQ?si=nPoGfaUC3z4sMrbX&t=30

      Your body gives me a thrill
      As it leans against mine
      I love how it feels
      With your jeans against mine

      The smell of burning leather
      As we hold each other tight
      As our rivets rub together
      Flashing sparks into the night
      At this moment of surrender
      Darling, if you really care
      Don’t touch me there (don’t touch me there)
      Don’t touch me there (don’t touch me there)<

  1. Watching and listening to the Islamist I work with, the women are the problem. As young boys, moving into young men, their is no expectation of self control. Impulse and desire are on full display when emotions rise.
    When women become the object of that desire, the impulse-control mechanism is not able to be activated.
    Western women are also considered to be whores and treated thusly.

  2. Annnnnnd … your Muslim rapist gets frustrated … so he just stabs you in the heart for thwarting his impregnation of the infidels. You’re dead. One less white girl.

  3. I’m going to promote a Cher tribute act with a big-voiced singer called Chastity. “Be there when Chastity belts!”

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