They’re just rubbing our noses in it now.
Because nothing screams government fiscal responsibility like a champagne party hosted by lobbyists and <checks notes> a media outlet pic.twitter.com/vV7fDvTR9V
— Michelle Rempel Garner (@MichelleRempel) November 5, 2025

Is having prudence and prosecco supposed to imply a cutback of spending? I doubt those overwhelmed food banks in Canada are handing out prosecco in their Thanksgiving or Christmas hampers this year…
https://www.willowpark.net/collections/prosecco?
What, what, whaaaat!? The Frenchies are too cheap to spring for REAL champagne!? Ohhhhhh … now I get it … the cheapass Italian sparkling wine is … prudent … given the deficit budget. Well played elitist scum … well played. Scum.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=br_awKg6bwI
It be’s real !!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os4qyjPI-QM
Other People’s Money
Somewhere in the budget is a line item to fund a department with one or two individuals that report directly to the PMO that just coincidentally happen to be operatives in the LPC.
Said office will never issue anything of value and no one save the PM will know exactly what they do(nudge and a wink), and everyone in the liberal caucus will deny they know anything about what it is they do.
That being said, it appears this budget was founded on the idea that somehow the US just isn’t anything to be concerned with.
Sounds like a Modern Audience reboot of Adderley.
Was there any extra cake?
Zut Alors, an American media outlet at that, elbows up indeed. How about knees down, mouths open?
Why wouldn’t they rub our noses in it? They have every reason to believe that Canadians are exactly as stupid as they expect us to be. We will not disappoint them.
Please sir, may I have another.
Frankly, they can rub my nose in prosecco any time. But they keep rubbing their own.
Yup. Liberals and their presstitutes. Laughing and scratching and sniffing and licking and humping like packs of African wild dogs. In nature, rabies comes along every now and then and decimates them, providing a few years of relief for their prey.
Is it wrong to pray for an outbreak?
Frankie Bubbles and his gang are either tone deaf or (more likely) don’t give a fiddler’s fart for the optics. After all, they’re the government and, thanks to a quisling floor crosser, are only two votes shy of passing a budget that will impoverish Canadians for decades.
When the state Jacobins use Orwellian semantics to sell a boondoggle-based rent seeker’s budget in a regulatory quagmire and bankrupt welfare state, the rent seekers get to reward their partners in crime. The mindless mushy middle are stimulated by the celebratory media coverage; the bureaucrats, their unions, and academia are happy that the conservatives aren’t in power and the Jihadis are happy because their useful idiots are destroying a civilization for their benefit.
Wait a minute. This can’t be right. There are no lobbyists in Canada.
(checks notes)
Wait a minute. This can’t be right. There is no media in Canada.