15 Replies to “All Your DNA Are Belong To Them”

  1. I’m a euromutt … I know the nations my grandparents came from and their grandparents. What could I learn from 23 and Me? That I have Visigoth blood? Viking blood? Yeah … I am certain I have both … so don’t fkcu with me! My health is fine, my stress level low … so why would I defacto “register” myself for elimination? Elimination by all the newcomers who will define me as “too white” or whatever excuse they use for the upcoming attempted white genocide.

    1. Kenji – I like the response in the comments of the link: “I sent a stool sample back in their test kit. I got a letter back saying I was Tim Walz”.

      1. Shame on me for not going STRAIGHT to the comments … as I usually do. Too funny.

        And I’m sorry to report, Tim … but you’ve got colon cancer

  2. “What were they thinking?”
    They were not thinking. At all.
    They saw this cool thing advertised on TV and thought, How cool?
    They said it was safe and easy.

    This was stupid from the start and got worse.

  3. Your rights got nothing on a button.. I would go so far as to say it cheaper for your government to take away all your rights than properly police them.. Sold to the lowest bidder..

  4. “Who steals my purse steals trash. ‘Tis something, nothing;
    ‘Twas mine, ’tis his, and has been slave to thousands.
    But he that filches from me my good name
    Robs me of that which enriches not him
    And makes me poor indeed.”

    Iago (Othello, Act 3, Scene 3)

    1. When I break into buildings I leave behind my identical twins DNA. Take that Othello

  6. Really, you can only think of frivolous motivations or you can only imagine foreign adversaries. What about corrupt American corporations(future employers)or insurance companies??

    1. all of them. and in ways yet unimagined. it doesnt even have to be the actual samples, right? just now some digital representation of the molecule’s structure indicates this and that. narrowing it down to one individual . . . .
      they should have advertsied and be made to show the samples AND results were DESTROYED every time. but such assurances missing? no one noticed the looming time bomb? oh look. pet rocks made a comeback !!!
      and also is now out there FOREVER.
      (waiting to be hacked and sold and weaponized etc)

  7. Who needs DNA? Life is made almost impossible if you don’t have a smart phone. All the accounts cross-liked, 2 factor authentication, etc. It track you, has a microphone and at least one camera, people send all their shit to the cloud. I’m more worried about Apple than I am of 23 and me.

  10. I’m not sure what you could do with my DNA, other than clone impossibly handsome men. But I’m just as glad I never sold it.

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