24 Replies to “Art Of The Troll”

  1. When the garbage man is giving you the news better and faster than the news does.

    But I think his 6 months is wildly optimistic.

  2. Guys like Kinsella and Coyne kind of make my blood boil – Kinsella was a notorious anti gun nut back in the day now he’s trying gin up his like minded weasel dicks to see if they’re up for a little shootin’ and stuff to defend the mother land.
    I read today that 5 former PMs are urging Canadians to buy Canadian flags and fly them on Flag Day in support.
    Yeah, no.

    1. How many of those flags will be made in Canada? Can we get a break on HST? I doubt most Canadians will pay the crazy prices charged by Canadian flag makers. However, flags at Walmart, Home Hardware, and Home Depot are affordable, offshore garbage.

      1. Everywhere I go I see Canadians flying their Canadian flags – the nice pink ones with the fringe along the edge.

  3. If the Liberal racists are encouraging their herd of ignorant dumbsticks to take up arms and defend this “genocidal” homophobic backwater, then I kinda wish Trump would invade and take them all out, fresh start and all that…

    1. They don’t have to do anything. Like I was saying yesterday, all they have to do is send a couple of Coast Guard tugboats to blockade the St. Lawrence and the Strait of Juan de Fuca for about a week and we’re, well we’re de Fuca’d.

  4. Old joke of running in an ever decreasing circle until you chase yourself up your asshole.
    That’s what Trump has accomplished with our ruling assholes in an incredible short period of time.

    1. Couple of mean tweets and a joke told over a dinner table to #SockBoi. Now they’re all running in circles and screaming.

      That’s what I call getting results.

      We might even get a real cross-Canada pipeline out of it. We should give #Donald a medal for service to the Crown.

  5. As I have said previously
    This government (also-called constitutional monarchy) has a charter that premises its “protection” of your rights on an idea that the state determines which rights you do or do not have. Then they have determined that I have no right to defend myself.
    Such a country will be shocked to learn that when they raise the flag as a banner for its people to come to its defence, that the people have neither the means nor the intellect to make a common defence.

    If any of the politicians or the pundits their hearts burning with that true north strong and free patriotic zeal come asking that I join them in defending Canada I will tell them I’ve been told (by them on many occasions) it’s not safe for a mere citizen like myself to come to the defence of the nation and they will have to handle this on their own.

  6. Maybe if we were annexed ( I prefer the term “absorbed”), I’ll bet you’d get your license a lot faster than 6 months.

    1. Don’t need a license. Buy what you want.

      How’s that for a concept, eh? All the guns and ammo you can afford, all the shooting and hunting you can spare the time for, whenever you want.

      And maybe, God forbid, a decent job to pay for it all. Hurry up, #Donald.

  7. We will be “absorbed” with not a shot fired.
    By the Kanadian elites not wanting to face reality. It’s easier to cast blame.
    When the loonie drops to .40 cents we are toast.

    1. Kenji, don’t know it you’ve heard but silencers are SuperDoublePlus illegal here in the Demented Dominion.

      Because… no reason, really. They just are. You go to jail forever for thinking about having one.

          1. We can get much shorter shotguns here than in the US.
            Because long guns scare women…especially the black ones.

          2. Suppressors are legal in the usa, you just need to pay the tax to get the tag..

            Speaking of tax tags, take for instance the Rossi Ranch Hand, short, lever action in .22 caliber, right up to .454 cassul, in the usa it is considered a pistol and is legally treated as such, if you add a full length stock, that makes it a short barrel rifle, which requires a tax tag, like the silencer mentioned above.

            Now, in Canada, it is just a regular long gun, even though it is shorter than the legally allowed length for a rifle, but it came like that from the factory so it’s legal. If you add a full size stock, it just makes it more legal. Also, it is centre fire in the larger calibers and it holds more than five rounds!

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