22 Replies to “Shut Up And Eat The Cake”

  2. The living embodiment of a Pastry Python.
    Her cats will feed off of her for months.

  3. I’m sorry we’re out of cake, would you be interested in this lettuce leaf? How about a carrot?

    I can plainly see the cake, and I want a slice of it.

    I’m sorry, the cake is for closers only.

  4. “Body positive”

    As someone in a design industry … fat, bloated, with rolls of fat is just plain UGLY. Why? I don’t know, ask the human genome project … because our visual cortex quickly eliminates fatties from any consideration whatsoever. We are revulsed by it. Call it “unfair” … or “white culture” or whatever you want … but humans have a strong beauty bias. We like proper proportions and distribution of mass. It signals good health, wellness, and strength. It’s built into our DNA.

    Changing the language to call FAT, slovenly, unkempt womyn as … “positive”. Is fighting nature as sure as the “Trans” community fights biological sex

    1. Kenji, the chubbies tell themselves these lies as a support measure, while All the Young Dudes go chasing the slim and sexy babes. Darwin’s Law in action, survival, literally, of the Fittest.

    2. Ha Ha… reminds me of the old joke: How do you make love to a fat women? Roll her in flour and look for a wet spot!!

    3. Unfortunately, my DNA consists of the Fluffy jeans. I am working on eliminating them through diet but have to wait until my operation to find out if I can exercise ever again.

    4. Is it not our natural predilection for symmetry ?

      Land whales are as symmetrical as Jabba after a buffet.

  5. Shut up. Take the slice and just eat a bite. Trash the rest if you don’t want to eat a bunch of cake.

    1. So anyone who wants less cake should waste it? That’s not right. Give whoever asks as big a piece as they want, no questions. As for the fat girl, what’s the problem? It forces you to eat two pieces? Buy another cake on the way home and eat it before you arrive?

  6. the chubby cheeks are a red flag.
    theres about a half dozen of the morbidly obese in this section of town.
    you look below the shoulders and the body surface doesnt go down, it angles out.
    rolls and rolls of it. all sweaty and irritated in summer.
    a gut that HANGS like some sort of geological artifact, dont stand under it it could break off and cause an avalanche.
    jeezuz murphy how do they get that big? must be a tipping point the mass is so great movement is minimal. then the process accelerates.
    they take a step and the entire edifice jiggles like jello, left, right, left, right.
    shake shake shake.
    shake shake shake.
    shake your booty.
    l had a tenant she was about prob 380. fractured the ceramic floor tiles in and out of the front room. l wisely kept the pieces and when l tricked her to take a carnival job l changed the locks. and glued the pcs back together, none missing!
    had one living next door when l was a kid, she was also psycho ‘cop caller’. one day l had my bike upside down at a buddy’s place l swear she came over and farted on purpose.

    rolls and rolls and rolls and rolls of it like that Donna Douglas Twilight Zone episode, what is the measure of ‘beauty’?

    1. Our society has become so easy, that it is also easy to become overweight.
      My beautiful sister died suddenly in March. She had lost 70 lbs, but was still overweight by at least another 70-100 lbs. She had been like this for decades. Obesity puts a strain on all of the body’s organs and functions – it is a cumulative problem.
      I myself still have to lost at least 20 lbs. I am working on it.

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