Fake Election 2024

7 Replies to “Fake Election 2024”

1. And this deep thinker is a legit contender for US President??

2. Kamala Harris says she owns a gun.

   Why does she think she needs a gun? She’s got Secret Service protection.

3. Somehow, hearing her speak always reminds me of a line in James Michener’s novel “Centennial”. The Platte River in Nebraska was described as “a mile wide and an inch deep, too thin to plow and too thick to drink”.

   1. Come now, most California Democrats didn’t think she was too thin, they were delighted to plow her. And she’s clearly not too thick to drink, indeed she’s thick but she drinks good and hearty!

4. Harris is a sit-com whose “speeches” and controlled sound bites are the product of writers employed by the Blob. Off-script, she is an air-head bimbo of the Blob faking intelligence with blather.

5. Drunk or very stupid? Either or both is plausible.

   Memorizing the idiot words she strings together wouldn’t be too hard, so it could simply be stupidity, but the stress of being paraded around like a farm animal could drive her to drink at the same time, like gerbils in a cage under those experiments.

   1. My great fear is that the Dems will replace Kamala with an animated cartoon gerbil whom voters will find irresistible. Frankly, she’d make a good cartoon gerbil, she should consider it whatever happens.