42 Replies to “The Doctor Will Mutilate You Now”

    1. Yes,if it’s good enough for Mickey Mouse……………….

      Perhaps he is channeling Django Reinhardt.

  1. FILTHY LIBERALS require some advice. Since these people are suffering from a finger mental disorder why don’t these YoYo’s just Identify or “Self Identify”, (whatever that means) as a person with normal fingers. You are welcome.
    I was hungry but now I just identified as someone not hungry and I feel great.

    FILTHY LIBERALS figured it out..try it!

  2. That’s not anything new: Our PM had been without his male genitalia for quite some time and is happily living life unhindered by masculinity.

      1. Sophie is now living with a black man

        sure , say the empty hair playing mr. Dressup with a sock in his pants and shaved eyebrows and full body blackface gave her ideas.

  3. As long as nobody expects me to treat someone like this as normal and not mentally ill, I’m OK with it. Other than paying for it that is. Definitely should be elective, paid for by the nutcase.

  4. Suddenly, a whole bunch of women are going to identify as having Dolly Parton boobs, and try to get a free boob job.

  5. Any bets that the insane person will now try to claim a permanent disability and collect benefits?

  6. An expected outcome in a country where aligning your mind with your current body is outlawed by government fiat

  7. My child identifies as a pirate.
    I’ve already had one of his eyes poked out.
    Next week we amputate a hand, and replace it with a hook.
    When he recovers from that, its time for the peg-leg.
    I’m the best parent ever for helping affirm my child’s identity.

      1. Ahoy thar mateys ….. Stand by an’ deeeliver ….. we hast come fer yer daughters !

    1. Best parent ever, eh. Until you have to pony up for a pirate ship. Arrrgghhh, me hearties! And he’ll expect his allowance in Doubloons. Don’t say you weren’t warned.

    2. Sometimes you grab your groin so you can shift the junk.
      It can really hurt.
      Thought about getting it removed, but removing the penal Colony cost money and medication.
      Getting my fingers removed would solve the problem, and control my lust.

    3. Well done, Yaveh!
      No college degree required for Piracy so that will save at least a quarter-million dollars right up front. Probably pays better than any occupation that can be obtained with a liberal arts degree, as well.

      One of my neighbors was telling me today that the daughter of a friend of his spent $7,000 on a welding certification course, and now has a job paying $100,000 a year. (Math is only hard if you’re Stupid).

  8. “The amputation enabled him to live in alignment with his perceived identity.“ ….”with his perceived insanity”. Fixed it.

  9. If they remove his head he’ll be relieved of all suffering for the rest of his life.

  10. After undergoing elective amputation, the nightmares and emotional distress immediately stopped, Nadeau said. The post-op pain resolved within a week, there was no “phantom pain” at one month follow-up

    Oh. Well. If everything was fine a month on.

    Check in again in five years and see how he’s doing.

  11. Money which had been spent on mental institutions is now spent on amputations and mutilation surgery.

    Oh Canada.

  12. Crap…this is an annoyance, for me.

    Because I used to use this very example when arguing with the brainwashed fools who believe it is okay to surgically mutilate teenagers who ‘identify’ as ‘transsexuals’: I would mention ‘body integrity dysphoria’ and ask, “well, is it okay to remove an eye, a foot or a finger to placate *those* people” and *their* particular mental illness?”

    Apparently it IS okay now….which means I’ll need to find another argument to slap them around with… 🙁

  13. Someone in the comments section suggested this was a travesty, since many Canadians don’t have a family doctor. A couple of questions: would you want this mutilator treating your spouse or children? Would it be okay in this commentor’s eyes, if everyone had a family doctor?
    Years ago, I knew a dentist, who enjoyed the cutting/surgery aspect of dentistry. He applied to medical school and was turned down, supposedly because he enjoyed cutting a little to much. My how times have changed.

    1. I used to have a family doctor in Kamloops in the eighties; interesting guy as he was both a practicing GP and a dental surgeon.
      He had a regular general practice during the week and worked out of the local hospital on Saturdays doing difficult mouth work for the local dentists/doctors.

      Busy fellow and a good sense of humour too.

  14. Our leftist overlords HATE God … and anything that smacks of God … such as his CREATION. What’s sad is that there are Doctors who HATE God too. And will happily play-god as they carve-out vaginas on men’s front parts and addadichtomes for perfectly good women created by God.

    Playing god … never ends well. Ever.

  15. no word whatsoever on a followup plan.
    isnt it kinda inportant assess whether the remedy had staying power?
    no?
    agenda trumps scientific method again. kinda the default now.

  16. Curious.
    Is this a kind of ‘news’ that would make it easier for the normal people to accept chopping off pipis and boobs?
    Well, a mental case does not like his fingers. A boy does not like his pipi. A girl does not like here boobs.
    See how easy it slips in?

  17. It’s time to bring back lobotomies and electro-shock therapy. But to be for use on the politicians and bureaucrats that push this BS.

  18. How is this any more or less crazy than lopping the breasts off a girl or the genitals off a man?

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